Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #75429
A Battalion of
Battle Badgers charge at you,
Tear off your penis
You howl in pain
Wishing you hadn't fucked with
Badgers, Bad Haiku
Haiku #75429
Posted: April 22, 2022 9:35 pm ET
Poet & location: This is the penalty for shitposting on www.badhaiku.com of Don't do the crime if you can't do the, uh... penis removal by badger