Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #78273
White snowballs stacked high
Carrot hanging down below
Frozen stiff all night

Melting in the sun
Stylish drooping gentleman
Softening the view

Two coal eyes stare down
At the branch between his legs
Pointing to the sky

Frosty feels the heat
Standing tall amidst the drift
Icy rod of joy

Winter morning Jack
Snowmen greeting the neighbors
Proudly sticking out.
Haiku #78273
Posted: July 6, 2026 12:07 am ET
Poet & location: To: Uncircumcised of From: Santa