Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #9375
dear jesus lord god,
i need a blow job so bad.
please send a cute girl.

small tits are o k
and i don't need to fuck her.
do let her swallow.
Haiku #9375
Posted: April 19, 2001 5:50 pm ET
Poet & location: a prayer from jellyfish