Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #9537
I happen to know
that janis is a 300
pound bald lesbian!!!!!

and she has painted
her ass like a baboon!!!!!true!!!!!!
and with filed teeth too!!!!!!
Haiku #9537
Posted: April 23, 2001 4:19 am ET
Poet & location: search yourselfs!!!!!!!!