Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #9797
I wll not hold you up
for money, and then harm you
for jizzom's sake

A mugger needs to get laid
and these who gossip,
need to become like me
and maybe me like them
Haiku #9797
Posted: May 1, 2001 10:16 pm ET
Poet & location: Moxie of Won't be the mugger...