Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 189 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

your haiku is bad
A product of burnout, charred!
It is you who kill!
Haiku # 14160, September 20, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by phoenix
do you know me well
enough to hate me so much?
or do you just hate?
Haiku # 14159, September 20, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by phoenix
pray, illuminate me
thy grand champion of dimwits
what is it you ask?
Haiku # 14158, September 20, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by phoenix
moxie is on the
track of the 'killing haiku'
he makes me feel sick
Haiku # 14157, September 20, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
phoenix or moxie:
this is the digital age
use your damn digits
Haiku # 14156, September 20, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by scott - I'm taking off the parenthesis!
Ronin, your name speaks
of some brute of guy dressed in
kilt. What's underneath?

(hint: my guess is not going to include a pair of...well anyway.)
Haiku # 14155, September 20, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by k_against_Ronin of The Circle K
Weep and grieve, alas!
hear their maniacal laughter
borne of ignorance!
Haiku # 14154, September 20, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by phoenix
that moxie is not jewel
phoenix, not moxie
bewildered moxie, weep!
Haiku # 14153, September 20, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by phoenix
Dear Moxie, pilloried by crass pretenders
thoughtlessly assuming You
to be me! Oh what shame, had they but known
Haiku # 14152, September 20, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by phoenix
and the skylight dims,
and the rain begins, the wind
may sing us some hyms
Haiku # 14151, September 20, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by now THATS!!! bad
I wish I had time
to explain this chaos thing
It's all Erisian blues
Haiku # 14150, September 20, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Lee of (who is the original "Moxie")
Yet limited in scope and style, one wonders
All dimming smoke with no fire!
Ignorant bravados! Empty threats! I sigh
Haiku # 14149, September 20, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by phoenix
At his genius being torn to smithereens
At many a mindless blokes
Who place themselves above the rest, superior
Haiku # 14148, September 20, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by phoenix
Ash is a stoic witness to my carcass burned
drunken to a stupor, he drools
Edgar Allan Poe's hair stands on its end, shocked
Haiku # 14147, September 20, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by phoenix
leaves blowing into a
sentence; !-----> Please hammer a nail
into moxies head..
Haiku # 14146, September 20, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
misty morning breaks
neighbours panties on her line,
they sure aren
Haiku # 14145, September 20, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
the crisp falling leaves
ease not the pain of moxie,
blanket him in snow
`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`
Haiku # 14144, September 20, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
strangely odd insect
an unfamiliar species
i mark its passing
Haiku # 14143, September 20, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by ap
rage in the blue sky
terrible days for cowards
but for R hatred

hatred breeds in him
haiku for this page or be
damned, no bulletin

for R, terrible
days ahead of loneliness
but indy feels good
Haiku # 14142, September 20, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by indiana
plath would stick her head
in a microwave oven
if alive today
Haiku # 14141, September 20, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by scott (wish it were original...but concerning the confessional poets)
she didn't mind the
act itself, liked it, or so
she told me she felt

she didn
Haiku # 14140, September 20, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
structure takes a hit
in stunned disbelief, we ask:
can haiku survive?
Haiku # 14139, September 20, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by scott (if the onion were in an all-haiku format, they might print:)
had a girlfriend who,
would blow me and then spit it
onto me....glaring!!!!
Haiku # 14138, September 20, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
structure? discipline?
all collapsed, only the chaos..
crazy moxie blues!!!

Haiku # 14137, September 20, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by me too but then I think--just one more
i'm satyrical
the smell of mel's fresh mowed lawn
thrills my inner goat
Haiku # 14136, September 20, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by scott
i put in my time
fighting the moxie menace
i earned my medal
Haiku # 14135, September 20, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by scott (never sober)
I am ashamed to
continue my moxie war
you sound too sober

lee. look back to when
moxie was signing his own
name to see our side
Haiku # 14134, September 20, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by just me nobody who moxie knows or thinks it is
life is poetry
sometimes it's a love sonnet
sometimes bad haiku
Haiku # 14133, September 20, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by scott (waxing philosophical and his skis)
Bad behavior is
not exactly haiku but
it is what it is
Haiku # 14132, September 20, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Lee
Well, you drink Moxie
It's very bittersweet and
takes time to enjoy.
Haiku # 14131, September 20, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by Lee
I live dead end but
it's still cheap living so
rural life is slow...
Haiku # 14130, September 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Lee
yes!! moxie deserves
a good thumping...break his bones
and then jump on him
Haiku # 14129, September 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by grimms fairy haiku
Moxie is the name
of a soda now owned by
Coke in Atlanta.
Haiku # 14128, September 20, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Lee
We quarrel at times
Over taste, diction, direction.
Then again, such is style.
Haiku # 14127, September 20, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by Lee of here
his psyche gaps open
i cannot face his challenge
if HE is human
Haiku # 14126, September 20, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by I must be something else
how many shards of
moxies schizoid mind must we
endure? clout the lout.

Haiku # 14125, September 20, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by I must be something else
some people do count
their syllables; those who don't
simply do not count
Haiku # 14124, September 20, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by scott
some people do count
their syllables; those who don't
simply do not count
Haiku # 14123, September 20, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by scott
people here don't count
-_-"-_- -"-- -_"_- -_"_- for much
-_-"-_- just -_"_- -_"_-!
Haiku # 14122, September 20, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'll fuck you so hard
your grandkids will come out bruised
smelling of penis
Haiku # 14121, September 20, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
this soap opera
is so unoriginal...
not the evil twin!
Haiku # 14120, September 20, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by scott (be sure to enunciate if you count)
Haiku # 14119, September 20, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sarcasm unnoticed,
the whining for attention
simply disappoints
Haiku # 14118, September 20, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by ap

.....real cute, baby
.you edited my haiku
so, like you have time
Haiku # 14117, September 20, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ronin@heywhomessedupwithmygamemoves

.......you're jealous mellie
......believing that i left you
..i would always care (for you)

(you'll always be my paramour)
Haiku # 14116, September 20, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ronin@rosesforyou

........so magnanimous
you don't put up a good fight
........why is it so dude
Haiku # 14115, September 20, 2001 11:39 am ET
by ronin@AP"youdontfit"astheysay
go take a dump
do it in private
leave not trace of it here
we all walk in it and
it stinks to high heaven
Haiku # 14114, September 20, 2001 11:36 am ET
by mellie
time to flush the lavatory
oops it seems to be blocked up with
the most vile shit and vomit
by people who have no respect for others
feelings minds cultures spirits
it makes me puke
Haiku # 14113, September 20, 2001 11:34 am ET
by mellie

.....no difuse kit boy
let us do it cowboy-style
...at the map "assault"
Haiku # 14112, September 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ronin@to_kkk

...the vapid crass k
..in epileptic frenzy
tries to hit the moon
Haiku # 14111, September 20, 2001 11:25 am ET
by ronin@aflamed
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