Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 189 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

but then again, not
this valley of hate, this site
getting mashed is new
Haiku # 14240, September 21, 2001 1:22 am ET
by jewel1
i don't have hatred
for you, but i do enjoy
a good bad haiku
Haiku # 14239, September 21, 2001 1:22 am ET
by scott
so, its my name scott?
that has gotten you mean guy?
if you knew me well

then i wouldn't mind
being judged by you that
I Jewel is bad
Haiku # 14238, September 21, 2001 1:20 am ET
by jewel1
problem with you scott
is laying claim to know haikus
or non, bad haikus

without reading rules
of haikus before you fire
your odd balls of fire
Haiku # 14237, September 21, 2001 1:17 am ET
by jewel1
and it's annoying
how you call yourself by name
it's just so precious
Haiku # 14236, September 21, 2001 1:16 am ET
by scott (now i am being mean, i'll admit it...but let's not call it "ire")
scott whom i know not
has seen it quite apt
to insult Jewel

where his happiness
is when Jewel is crushed bad
scott, i know not why
Haiku # 14235, September 21, 2001 1:15 am ET
by jewel1
this site is glutted
with long, rambling non-haiku
i'm in ash's camp
Haiku # 14234, September 21, 2001 1:14 am ET
by scott (post haiku, and I'll lay off)
wondering
Jewel is pummelled
unfaily
Haiku # 14233, September 21, 2001 1:12 am ET
by jewel1
read and read clearly
see if I have something
to merit your ire

If not, then it is
hatred pointed to Jewel
that is wrongly placed
Haiku # 14232, September 21, 2001 1:09 am ET
by jewel1
i'm not mad at you
just throwing in my two cents
buy yourself something
Haiku # 14231, September 21, 2001 1:09 am ET
by scott (to jewel)
> unworthy bile, burn

i don't think bile burns
jewel, are you trying for bad?
you don't need to try
Haiku # 14230, September 21, 2001 1:07 am ET
by scott
suddenly, scott is
angry at jewel, why, scott?
are you mad at me
Haiku # 14229, September 21, 2001 1:07 am ET
by jewel1
"you are nothing, YES!"
is this jewel the pop singer,
or is she yoda?
Haiku # 14228, September 21, 2001 1:04 am ET
by scott (using the dark side of the farce)
wow, i've never been
glad to see that simple line
it's pure poetry
Haiku # 14227, September 21, 2001 12:56 am ET
by scott
hissing, slimy snakes
that's what we are, according
to jewel the poet
Haiku # 14226, September 21, 2001 12:55 am ET
by scott (snakes ain't slimy)
Haiku # 14225, September 21, 2001 12:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14224, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14223, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14222, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14221, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14220, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14219, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14218, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14217, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14216, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14215, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14214, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14213, September 21, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14212, September 21, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14211, September 21, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jewel shines like gem
Ronin and Indy in chess
All in haiku style
Haiku # 14210, September 21, 2001 12:45 am ET
by indy
Jewel lays no claim
to poetry as one claims
then pollute it with shame
Haiku # 14209, September 21, 2001 12:38 am ET
by jewel1
Jewel it is, I
yielding is yours, crocodile
I shine, you drool, dog
Haiku # 14208, September 21, 2001 12:34 am ET
by jewel1
wars and divisions
proponents of man against humanity here

the roots pushed deep and long ago
where men were once creatures of wisdom

now they lay wated
in mock intellect
Haiku # 14207, September 21, 2001 12:32 am ET
by jewel1
Intellect
boxed unto tight space
tragedy

ku matagari
carresses anf flirts at my being
liberty

what worth have you slime
to try to catch jewel's eyes
you are nothing, YES!
Haiku # 14206, September 21, 2001 12:30 am ET
by jewel1
Ash sat on the throne
While bombs dropped on Afghan grounds
Stinks like hell, galore
Haiku # 14205, September 21, 2001 12:09 am ET
by indiana
Armful of love? There
we go again, Mr. Nice
Guy, get a damn life!

Haiku # 14204, September 20, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by k_against_darlascott_freak_mutants of (I'll bet he's the type to go out and rent "Towering Inferno" at the video store hoping it'll be a great conversational opener w
-------O
-----O
coyOte
Haiku # 14203, September 20, 2001 10:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
O
O
coyOte
Haiku # 14202, September 20, 2001 10:51 pm ET
by mm
the very fat lady
bends over the tomatoes
a very full moon
Haiku # 14201, September 20, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by Pizzarelli
moxies girlie soul
is confusion set in lead
'jewel' for all to see
Haiku # 14200, September 20, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
jewel of mud you
slop my shinny boot-like poems
with darkness and slime
Haiku # 14199, September 20, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh what desolation
I must face in the midst of
slimmy, hissing snakes

when mere light is sought
to brighten a looming day
Jewel floats ammused

yet insideher heart
is a desire to love all
excluding no one
Haiku # 14198, September 20, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by jewel1
i do not presume
to know you, yet i merely
proceed reading well
Haiku # 14197, September 20, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by jewel1
i submit to form
other that what's presumed
im for real haiku!
Haiku # 14196, September 20, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by jewl1
you presume you stick
to form and condemn
others for judging?
Haiku # 14195, September 20, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by jewel1
presume to know me
and you presume way too much
we are all in flux
Haiku # 14194, September 20, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ash
the judgement is yours
i just write what i want to
adherent to form
Haiku # 14193, September 20, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by ash
you deem your proud self
a player and judge in one?
pray tell, can this be?
Haiku # 14192, September 20, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by jewel1
i reiterate
yours is a cup filled
no more growth present!
Haiku # 14191, September 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by jewel1
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