Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 179 Days and 77087 Haiku later...

my, such anger burn
i shudder in fright and pain
unworthy bile, burn!
Haiku # 14190, September 20, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by jewel1
i don't exclude you
inclusion requires haiku
which some don't submit

call yourself a jewel
doesn't mean that you sparkle
bad zirconia
Haiku # 14189, September 20, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ash
yours is a cup filled
while mine remains half filled up
sign of growth present!
Haiku # 14188, September 20, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
assuming wisdom
where there lies such emptiness
marks of bigotry
Haiku # 14187, September 20, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by jewel1
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---Snow
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---more snow
&=/////--//===/ <---moxie
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---Icy snow
Haiku # 14186, September 20, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gee, ash... i dont know
what right you have to exclude
cool people like us!
Haiku # 14185, September 20, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by jewel1
it's not bad haiku
rambling long contributions
are bad non-haiku
Haiku # 14184, September 20, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by ash - perhaps start a new site?
life is wonderful
the mother cradles her babe
far off, thousands weep
Haiku # 14183, September 20, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by scott_n_darla (genetically engineered haiku)
thanks to computers
i've seen porno where girls puke
it was alarming
Haiku # 14182, September 20, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Haiku # 14181, September 20, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14180, September 20, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you can't rid the world
of evil as bush suggests...
bad haiku is proof
Haiku # 14179, September 20, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by scott
I sip the fresh juice
of the welcoming morning
I smile, life is good!
Haiku # 14178, September 20, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by jewel1
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
Haiku # 14177, September 20, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm still single and de-
spite the stroke me jokes along
needs a partner surely
Haiku # 14176, September 20, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14175, September 20, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hope you get to be
a phoenix like me, gentle
yet filled with fireballs!
Haiku # 14174, September 20, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by phoenix
Haiku # 14173, September 20, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, I hope to rise
from my own ashes, no offense, ash
less of an ass
Haiku # 14172, September 20, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Lee
and don't spread lies, dudes!
in the guise of purity, bah!
give freshness a chance!
Haiku # 14171, September 20, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by phoenix
(remember, lie like hell, next time, lie like hell!)
Haiku # 14170, September 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Lee
(remember, lie like hell, next time, lie like hell!)
Haiku # 14169, September 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Lee
Well, if you're mad
at someone then, you'd rather
remain mad, really
Haiku # 14168, September 20, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lee
comicat gets slack
for being entertaining
you have no excuse
Haiku # 14167, September 20, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by scott
If I had a life
to get, then,aparently
I need a mohawk
Haiku # 14166, September 20, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Lee
tell me, can't there be
haiku, if say, it isn't
5-7-5 huh?

damn the digits, fool!
read on, and read on real good
delve into haikus, real deep!
Haiku # 14165, September 20, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by phoenix
I'm sorry, my wit
just went for a stroll and now
he's in quite a nit
Haiku # 14164, September 20, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Lee
so lee is moxie?
oh my god, i think i care..
time to get a life
Haiku # 14163, September 20, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by scott
someone wanted my
hair purple, and all this in a
chat!
Haiku # 14162, September 20, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by Lee
by the time I get
to phoenix, he is counting
...all we've ever asked
Haiku # 14161, September 20, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by scott (well, that and a little wit might be nice)
your haiku is bad
A product of burnout, charred!
It is you who kill!
Haiku # 14160, September 20, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by phoenix
do you know me well
enough to hate me so much?
or do you just hate?
Haiku # 14159, September 20, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by phoenix
pray, illuminate me
thy grand champion of dimwits
what is it you ask?
Haiku # 14158, September 20, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by phoenix
moxie is on the
track of the 'killing haiku'
he makes me feel sick
Haiku # 14157, September 20, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
phoenix or moxie:
this is the digital age
use your damn digits
Haiku # 14156, September 20, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by scott - I'm taking off the parenthesis!
Ronin, your name speaks
of some brute of guy dressed in
kilt. What's underneath?

(hint: my guess is not going to include a pair of...well anyway.)
Haiku # 14155, September 20, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by k_against_Ronin of The Circle K
Weep and grieve, alas!
hear their maniacal laughter
borne of ignorance!
Haiku # 14154, September 20, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by phoenix
that moxie is not jewel
phoenix, not moxie
bewildered moxie, weep!
Haiku # 14153, September 20, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by phoenix
Dear Moxie, pilloried by crass pretenders
thoughtlessly assuming You
to be me! Oh what shame, had they but known
Haiku # 14152, September 20, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by phoenix
and the skylight dims,
and the rain begins, the wind
may sing us some hyms
Haiku # 14151, September 20, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by now THATS!!! bad
I wish I had time
to explain this chaos thing
It's all Erisian blues
Haiku # 14150, September 20, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Lee of (who is the original "Moxie")
Yet limited in scope and style, one wonders
All dimming smoke with no fire!
Ignorant bravados! Empty threats! I sigh
Haiku # 14149, September 20, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by phoenix
At his genius being torn to smithereens
At many a mindless blokes
Who place themselves above the rest, superior
Haiku # 14148, September 20, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by phoenix
Ash is a stoic witness to my carcass burned
drunken to a stupor, he drools
Edgar Allan Poe's hair stands on its end, shocked
Haiku # 14147, September 20, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by phoenix
leaves blowing into a
sentence; !-----> Please hammer a nail
into moxies head..
Haiku # 14146, September 20, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
misty morning breaks
neighbours panties on her line,
they sure aren
Haiku # 14145, September 20, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
the crisp falling leaves
ease not the pain of moxie,
blanket him in snow
`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`
Haiku # 14144, September 20, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
strangely odd insect
an unfamiliar species
i mark its passing
Haiku # 14143, September 20, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by ap
rage in the blue sky
terrible days for cowards
but for R hatred

hatred breeds in him
haiku for this page or be
damned, no bulletin

for R, terrible
days ahead of loneliness
but indy feels good
Haiku # 14142, September 20, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by indiana
plath would stick her head
in a microwave oven
if alive today
Haiku # 14141, September 20, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by scott (wish it were original...but concerning the confessional poets)
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