Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 177 Days and 77086 Haiku later...

God does not exist
imaginary figment
filled with lots of lies
Haiku # 23983, December 18, 2002 12:37 pm ET
by pingo
do funky chicken
then do the mashed potato
and then do the twist
Haiku # 23982, December 18, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by pingo
motto on bills in
'57, couldn't trust
big man til that time?
Haiku # 23981, December 18, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by onjaysun (jury's still out)
"Trust" is not "belief" -
"belief" means we know You
Haiku # 23980, December 18, 2002 10:54 am ET
by R. of PT
The world has a Boss -
Even dollar notes know that:
Read: IN G-D WE TRUST
Haiku # 23979, December 18, 2002 10:49 am ET
by R. of PT
On the other hand
what can be said with no doubt
is who rules the world
Haiku # 23978, December 18, 2002 10:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Will there be a war?
My best forecast today is
I don't really know
Haiku # 23977, December 18, 2002 10:34 am ET
by R. of PT
saddam is lying
you can trust the president
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 23976, December 18, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ash
christmas blackmail plot
santa declared paedophile
by naughty children
Haiku # 23975, December 18, 2002 9:02 am ET
by ash
solar system news :
saturn in opposition
blames the hanging chads
Haiku # 23974, December 18, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
urban-ly challenged
living in the smallest state
just a country muse
Haiku # 23973, December 17, 2002 9:00 pm ET
by new kid on the block
Dearest onjaysun
Seinfeld Aficionado?
I am most amused
Haiku # 23972, December 17, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by maestro
Ah, to retire to
a villa in Tuscany,
all sold out...don't try!
Haiku # 23971, December 17, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by onjaysun (maestro got last one)
now it seems I typed
name in field for location
I surrender now
Haiku # 23970, December 17, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by maestro
returning to bed
seems i can neither type nor
insert name in field
Haiku # 23969, December 17, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of maestro
horrid typing here
first line beneath should conclude
with the word "fervor"
Haiku # 23968, December 17, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
holiday fevor
circumvents the misanthrope
rise January!
Haiku # 23967, December 17, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by maestro
Although they have ears,
they do not listen at all -
Although they have eyes...
Haiku # 23966, December 17, 2002 4:53 am ET
by R. of PT
I try to explain -
But do they want to listen
to others at all?
Haiku # 23965, December 17, 2002 4:51 am ET
by R. of PT
finals week, the bane
of my nerdy existence
stop the pounding now
Haiku # 23964, December 17, 2002 1:31 am ET
by serendipity of South Dakota
puntan huchi wa
huchi rika kuchi ka
tan dato pushi
Haiku # 23963, December 16, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by pingo
tongo chi wa
miko ri shikona go
pachi mi kata
Haiku # 23962, December 16, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by pingo
won't you lick my butt?
I would like a rimjob now
tongue my arse baby
Haiku # 23961, December 16, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by hiro2k
Homer, if I could
write haikus while skinheads beat
me with prison soap...
Haiku # 23960, December 16, 2002 11:49 am ET
by onjaysun (thx to Sideshow)
skiing with my love
beautiful girl, hot tub, snow
must survive 'till then
Haiku # 23959, December 16, 2002 11:18 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
only one left now
no idea what to study
b.s. like a pro...
Haiku # 23958, December 16, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
fullbusted finals...
prostate exam is more fun
see them all in hell
Haiku # 23957, December 16, 2002 11:13 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
ma'm you got ID?
aussie post gone bananas
was posting a toy
Haiku # 23956, December 16, 2002 3:27 am ET
by mellie
depression sinks in
isolation, lonliness...
santa's not coming!
Haiku # 23955, December 15, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by bongo-bruno
saddam=evil
bush=good?
me=confused
Haiku # 23954, December 15, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by fqbush
comodify the
holiday sprit, buy gifts,
and drain the wallet!
Haiku # 23953, December 15, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by k
methods unlike fonz
unleash the grand royal spear
thoughout handbasket
Haiku # 23952, December 15, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by jerm
ship of state - titanic
oh captain - exxon valdez
drunk at the wheel, watchout!
Haiku # 23951, December 15, 2002 3:31 pm ET
by fuqbush,again
not enough shoes! more walmarts!
not enough oil! attack the evil axis!
not enough lumber! too many trees!
Haiku # 23950, December 15, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by fuqbushalot
bankrupt situations,
third world vacations and bougie pain
reality television?
Haiku # 23949, December 15, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by smoking apple pie
war, games, flags, penants,
sanitized, televised, painless,
you know, like the superbowl
Haiku # 23948, December 15, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by reactionary aggression
whine whine, moan moan,
i hate people sometimes,
wait, come back!
Haiku # 23947, December 15, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by reluctant misanthrope
this evening of smog
vibrant brown sky, and crickets
Stupid Useless Vehicles
Haiku # 23946, December 15, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by ihatesuvs
somewhere
little boys
are making my shoes
Haiku # 23945, December 15, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by consmr
unbaited hooks in the water
pens with no ink
voting in florida
Haiku # 23944, December 15, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by il-leg-it
allegra and liberty
i dance in grassy fields
(may cause anal-leakage)
Haiku # 23943, December 15, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by botox
pterydactyl bones
biding their time
my leisure is deadly serious
Haiku # 23942, December 15, 2002 2:55 pm ET
by obscuro the obtuse
shimmering waves of hair
caught like fish in aquanet
DANCE PARTY USA
Haiku # 23941, December 15, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by the globefrotter
crisp winter day
stepping on landmines
look, my leg is in a tree!
Haiku # 23940, December 15, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by sweatpotato
Grand wizened one
A Lott thanks him
what is the sound of ignorance?
Haiku # 23939, December 15, 2002 2:32 pm ET
by Daikon Ashley
the season that shines
in non-vibrant areas
means its time to go
Haiku # 23938, December 15, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by jerm
why the hell are you
people so damn quiet?...time
to write more haiku!
Haiku # 23937, December 15, 2002 5:14 am ET
by k of hates holidaze...but the parties can be fun
most unusual
quiet at haiku central
shopping for christmas?
Haiku # 23936, December 15, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash
unforgettable
my reminiscences of
whatyermacallit
Haiku # 23935, December 14, 2002 8:34 am ET
by ash
actually, strom
is a true living fossil
like the coelancanth
Haiku # 23934, December 13, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by scotch
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