Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 188 Days and 77101 Haiku later...

not enough shoes! more walmarts!
not enough oil! attack the evil axis!
not enough lumber! too many trees!
Haiku # 23950, December 15, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by fuqbushalot
bankrupt situations,
third world vacations and bougie pain
reality television?
Haiku # 23949, December 15, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by smoking apple pie
war, games, flags, penants,
sanitized, televised, painless,
you know, like the superbowl
Haiku # 23948, December 15, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by reactionary aggression
whine whine, moan moan,
i hate people sometimes,
wait, come back!
Haiku # 23947, December 15, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by reluctant misanthrope
this evening of smog
vibrant brown sky, and crickets
Stupid Useless Vehicles
Haiku # 23946, December 15, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by ihatesuvs
somewhere
little boys
are making my shoes
Haiku # 23945, December 15, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by consmr
unbaited hooks in the water
pens with no ink
voting in florida
Haiku # 23944, December 15, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by il-leg-it
allegra and liberty
i dance in grassy fields
(may cause anal-leakage)
Haiku # 23943, December 15, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by botox
pterydactyl bones
biding their time
my leisure is deadly serious
Haiku # 23942, December 15, 2002 2:55 pm ET
by obscuro the obtuse
shimmering waves of hair
caught like fish in aquanet
DANCE PARTY USA
Haiku # 23941, December 15, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by the globefrotter
crisp winter day
stepping on landmines
look, my leg is in a tree!
Haiku # 23940, December 15, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by sweatpotato
Grand wizened one
A Lott thanks him
what is the sound of ignorance?
Haiku # 23939, December 15, 2002 2:32 pm ET
by Daikon Ashley
the season that shines
in non-vibrant areas
means its time to go
Haiku # 23938, December 15, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by jerm
why the hell are you
people so damn quiet?...time
to write more haiku!
Haiku # 23937, December 15, 2002 5:14 am ET
by k of hates holidaze...but the parties can be fun
most unusual
quiet at haiku central
shopping for christmas?
Haiku # 23936, December 15, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash
unforgettable
my reminiscences of
whatyermacallit
Haiku # 23935, December 14, 2002 8:34 am ET
by ash
actually, strom
is a true living fossil
like the coelancanth
Haiku # 23934, December 13, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by scotch
Strom Strom Strom Strom Strom
Strom Strom Strom Strom Strom Strom Strom
once part of X-Men
Haiku # 23933, December 13, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by jawilli1
new life slips into
our family and our world
we shall call him Strom
Haiku # 23932, December 13, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by jawilli1 of alabamy
morning of sadness
disaster under the tree
N*Sync for Christmas
Haiku # 23931, December 13, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by jawilli1 of alabaram
To want for Christmas
the tradition of yule tide
spay Adam Sandler
Haiku # 23930, December 13, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by indyscott
Ted's out, Clay's in...what
kind of pyscho-sexual
hold does this man have?
Haiku # 23929, December 13, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by onjaysun (Come on, Surbrivor)
wife paints clown picture
bad painting; what can be done?
sell it on ebay
Haiku # 23928, December 13, 2002 2:55 pm ET
by jawilli1 of alabamm
satisfaction Mick
wanna get my kicks 'n licks
get your ya ya's out
Haiku # 23927, December 13, 2002 7:19 am ET
by mellie
it was fun fun fun
was busy doin' nothing
good timin' Brian


wouldn't it be nice
to do it all again friends
good vibes forever
Haiku # 23926, December 13, 2002 7:15 am ET
by mellie, thank you Brian Wilson
commercial beat up
christmas is a load of bull
santa gertrudis ?
Haiku # 23925, December 13, 2002 6:59 am ET
by ash
once upon a time
nothing wold sneak up on me
now it is christmas


I heard jingle bells
while shopping for groceries
made my eyes glitter
Haiku # 23924, December 13, 2002 4:01 am ET
by mellie
breaking waves
sounds of
sampled time
Haiku # 23923, December 12, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
veil of snow
covers the ground
cracks are still seen
Haiku # 23922, December 12, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
you use too much paint
you paint too fast
off to the south seas
Haiku # 23921, December 12, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
horoscope: Virgo
but reading those "horoscopes"
take Leo's instead
Haiku # 23920, December 12, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by mother may I?
my horoscope says
"speak using a hand puppet"
must ask for a raise
Haiku # 23919, December 12, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by scotch of (aka scott, the gemini)
Soothsay Thursday, Clay's
outstay play decays..Gray J
way may flay, pray, bray
Haiku # 23918, December 12, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by onjay..sun (still picking Brian)
shadows formed
from lighting thrown
darkness still surrounds
Haiku # 23917, December 12, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
new haiku method:
begin with random letters,
delete non-haiku
Haiku # 23916, December 12, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by scotch of (hey, it works in sculpture, why not poetry?)
Some of them just bad
Some of them horribly bad -
One hundred haiku
Haiku # 23915, December 12, 2002 6:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Give up bad habits
and pick up only good deeds -
Ask and request peace
Haiku # 23914, December 12, 2002 6:21 am ET
by R. of PT
Whatever the goal -
Only acceptable means
can bring to success
Haiku # 23913, December 12, 2002 6:16 am ET
by R. of PT
Apri la Tua man,
nutri ogni vivente -
Celeste bonta'
Haiku # 23912, December 12, 2002 6:12 am ET
by R. of PT
Grazie al Cielo
c'e' abbondante scelta -
Dubbi per ricchi
Haiku # 23911, December 12, 2002 6:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Cavoli, pesce,
Spinaci e broccoli -
Fino a quando?
Haiku # 23910, December 12, 2002 6:08 am ET
by R. of PT
"Seven" has 2 syls,
while "sept" has got only one -
Necessary choice
Haiku # 23909, December 12, 2002 6:05 am ET
by R. of PT
"Sept" a une syllabe,
"seven" en a helas deux -
J'ai fait le bon choix
Haiku # 23908, December 12, 2002 6:02 am ET
by R. of PT
poppy seeds abound
endorphines flood receptors
euphoria, ahh ...
Haiku # 23907, December 12, 2002 5:37 am ET
by maestro
are of pea tea, eh?
we're most impressed with counting
en francais, hooray
Haiku # 23906, December 12, 2002 5:34 am ET
by maestro
Un deux trois quatre cinq
Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept
Un deux trois quatre cinq
Haiku # 23905, December 12, 2002 4:08 am ET
by R. of PT
holy frijoles
the first line in preceding
mere syllables four
Haiku # 23904, December 12, 2002 2:35 am ET
by maestro
ahoy Willet
second line eight syllables
not very clever
Haiku # 23903, December 12, 2002 2:33 am ET
by maestro
bleary eyed weary
wanting only to go home
the clown car takes him
Haiku # 23902, December 11, 2002 11:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one two three four five
one two three four five six seven
one two three four five
Haiku # 23901, December 11, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by willett of canada
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >