Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 171 Days and 77055 Haiku later...

once upon a time
nothing wold sneak up on me
now it is christmas


I heard jingle bells
while shopping for groceries
made my eyes glitter
Haiku # 23924, December 13, 2002 4:01 am ET
by mellie
breaking waves
sounds of
sampled time
Haiku # 23923, December 12, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
veil of snow
covers the ground
cracks are still seen
Haiku # 23922, December 12, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
you use too much paint
you paint too fast
off to the south seas
Haiku # 23921, December 12, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
horoscope: Virgo
but reading those "horoscopes"
take Leo's instead
Haiku # 23920, December 12, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by mother may I?
my horoscope says
"speak using a hand puppet"
must ask for a raise
Haiku # 23919, December 12, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by scotch of (aka scott, the gemini)
Soothsay Thursday, Clay's
outstay play decays..Gray J
way may flay, pray, bray
Haiku # 23918, December 12, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by onjay..sun (still picking Brian)
shadows formed
from lighting thrown
darkness still surrounds
Haiku # 23917, December 12, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
new haiku method:
begin with random letters,
delete non-haiku
Haiku # 23916, December 12, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by scotch of (hey, it works in sculpture, why not poetry?)
Some of them just bad
Some of them horribly bad -
One hundred haiku
Haiku # 23915, December 12, 2002 6:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Give up bad habits
and pick up only good deeds -
Ask and request peace
Haiku # 23914, December 12, 2002 6:21 am ET
by R. of PT
Whatever the goal -
Only acceptable means
can bring to success
Haiku # 23913, December 12, 2002 6:16 am ET
by R. of PT
Apri la Tua man,
nutri ogni vivente -
Celeste bonta'
Haiku # 23912, December 12, 2002 6:12 am ET
by R. of PT
Grazie al Cielo
c'e' abbondante scelta -
Dubbi per ricchi
Haiku # 23911, December 12, 2002 6:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Cavoli, pesce,
Spinaci e broccoli -
Fino a quando?
Haiku # 23910, December 12, 2002 6:08 am ET
by R. of PT
"Seven" has 2 syls,
while "sept" has got only one -
Necessary choice
Haiku # 23909, December 12, 2002 6:05 am ET
by R. of PT
"Sept" a une syllabe,
"seven" en a helas deux -
J'ai fait le bon choix
Haiku # 23908, December 12, 2002 6:02 am ET
by R. of PT
poppy seeds abound
endorphines flood receptors
euphoria, ahh ...
Haiku # 23907, December 12, 2002 5:37 am ET
by maestro
are of pea tea, eh?
we're most impressed with counting
en francais, hooray
Haiku # 23906, December 12, 2002 5:34 am ET
by maestro
Un deux trois quatre cinq
Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept
Un deux trois quatre cinq
Haiku # 23905, December 12, 2002 4:08 am ET
by R. of PT
holy frijoles
the first line in preceding
mere syllables four
Haiku # 23904, December 12, 2002 2:35 am ET
by maestro
ahoy Willet
second line eight syllables
not very clever
Haiku # 23903, December 12, 2002 2:33 am ET
by maestro
bleary eyed weary
wanting only to go home
the clown car takes him
Haiku # 23902, December 11, 2002 11:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one two three four five
one two three four five six seven
one two three four five
Haiku # 23901, December 11, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by willett of canada
a vulgar aesthete
seems nothing beyond the realm
surrender to id
Haiku # 23900, December 11, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by maestro
perspiration seals
scrotum-left to inner thigh
oh, what a feeling!
Haiku # 23899, December 11, 2002 8:23 pm ET
by maestro
blood coarses faster
plateletes and white cells adrift
could this be true Love?
Haiku # 23898, December 11, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by maestro
all i want
is a piece of blue sky
a fauve dies
Haiku # 23897, December 11, 2002 8:11 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
generating text
with glaring lack of merit
seems an ill pursuit
Haiku # 23896, December 11, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by maestro
on my knees before
master of verbosity
myriad pressed keys
Haiku # 23895, December 11, 2002 8:04 pm ET
by maestro
a wretched one now
rigid-syllabic blank verse
produces nothing
Haiku # 23894, December 11, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by maestro
rules
what rulez
i don't need no haiku rouse
Haiku # 23893, December 11, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
a confessional:
bereft of novel concepts
i merely react
Haiku # 23892, December 11, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by maestro
haven't time to read
all of the posted horseshite
gimme a moment
Haiku # 23891, December 11, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by maestro
a feeble tandem
hammer and battlepuppy
I quoth: bring it on!
Haiku # 23890, December 11, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by maestro
suck it,
sick it hard,
do it now.

please.......
Haiku # 23889, December 11, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
brew it
do it
now
Haiku # 23888, December 11, 2002 5:36 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
winter cycling
clear blue sky
bittersweet last turn
Haiku # 23887, December 11, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
only one more left
i'll see you in hell finals
i wish i could sleep
Haiku # 23886, December 11, 2002 5:11 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
feet shuffling quick
as the meager boxspring creaks
mid-sleep foot spasms
Haiku # 23885, December 11, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by jerm of NH
in winter silence
rhythm of white elegance
swans drift slowly by
Haiku # 23884, December 11, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
some are born artists
or have gifts in sports, words, song...
me - i brood real good
Haiku # 23883, December 11, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by scotch
"...underwear model...
...best body...smartest person...
...nice to hear from you..."
Haiku # 23882, December 11, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by scotch of excerpts from letter from ex on the subject of her new bo
Oh, those glasses, that
little polka-dot dress...spank
me Mrs. Beasley!
Haiku # 23881, December 11, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by onjaysun (been a bad lil' boy)
Willett, one question
when you're outside your igloo
do you play hockey?
Haiku # 23880, December 11, 2002 11:41 am ET
by dumb American
Got it at first try
And even not my language -
Very proud of that
Haiku # 23879, December 11, 2002 11:34 am ET
by R. of PT
2 synonymous
3-word compliant haikus -
New challenge to meet
Haiku # 23878, December 11, 2002 11:30 am ET
by R. of PT
One eight five eight one
and one eight five eight zero -
Old challenge is met
Haiku # 23877, December 11, 2002 11:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Inspirational
communicability -
Antagonistic
Haiku # 23876, December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
Imaginative
comprehensibility -
Contradictory
Haiku # 23875, December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
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