Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 166 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

one two three four five
one two three four five six seven
one two three four five
Haiku # 23901, December 11, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by willett of canada
a vulgar aesthete
seems nothing beyond the realm
surrender to id
Haiku # 23900, December 11, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by maestro
perspiration seals
scrotum-left to inner thigh
oh, what a feeling!
Haiku # 23899, December 11, 2002 8:23 pm ET
by maestro
blood coarses faster
plateletes and white cells adrift
could this be true Love?
Haiku # 23898, December 11, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by maestro
all i want
is a piece of blue sky
a fauve dies
Haiku # 23897, December 11, 2002 8:11 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
generating text
with glaring lack of merit
seems an ill pursuit
Haiku # 23896, December 11, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by maestro
on my knees before
master of verbosity
myriad pressed keys
Haiku # 23895, December 11, 2002 8:04 pm ET
by maestro
a wretched one now
rigid-syllabic blank verse
produces nothing
Haiku # 23894, December 11, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by maestro
rules
what rulez
i don't need no haiku rouse
Haiku # 23893, December 11, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
a confessional:
bereft of novel concepts
i merely react
Haiku # 23892, December 11, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by maestro
haven't time to read
all of the posted horseshite
gimme a moment
Haiku # 23891, December 11, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by maestro
a feeble tandem
hammer and battlepuppy
I quoth: bring it on!
Haiku # 23890, December 11, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by maestro
suck it,
sick it hard,
do it now.

please.......
Haiku # 23889, December 11, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
brew it
do it
now
Haiku # 23888, December 11, 2002 5:36 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
winter cycling
clear blue sky
bittersweet last turn
Haiku # 23887, December 11, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
only one more left
i'll see you in hell finals
i wish i could sleep
Haiku # 23886, December 11, 2002 5:11 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
feet shuffling quick
as the meager boxspring creaks
mid-sleep foot spasms
Haiku # 23885, December 11, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by jerm of NH
in winter silence
rhythm of white elegance
swans drift slowly by
Haiku # 23884, December 11, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
some are born artists
or have gifts in sports, words, song...
me - i brood real good
Haiku # 23883, December 11, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by scotch
"...underwear model...
...best body...smartest person...
...nice to hear from you..."
Haiku # 23882, December 11, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by scotch of excerpts from letter from ex on the subject of her new bo
Oh, those glasses, that
little polka-dot dress...spank
me Mrs. Beasley!
Haiku # 23881, December 11, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by onjaysun (been a bad lil' boy)
Willett, one question
when you're outside your igloo
do you play hockey?
Haiku # 23880, December 11, 2002 11:41 am ET
by dumb American
Got it at first try
And even not my language -
Very proud of that
Haiku # 23879, December 11, 2002 11:34 am ET
by R. of PT
2 synonymous
3-word compliant haikus -
New challenge to meet
Haiku # 23878, December 11, 2002 11:30 am ET
by R. of PT
One eight five eight one
and one eight five eight zero -
Old challenge is met
Haiku # 23877, December 11, 2002 11:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Inspirational
communicability -
Antagonistic
Haiku # 23876, December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
Imaginative
comprehensibility -
Contradictory
Haiku # 23875, December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
these songs
for you
u2
Haiku # 23874, December 11, 2002 9:51 am ET
by popcorn of usa
Twenty thousand plus
is a huge accomplishment -
Even small role for R.
Haiku # 23873, December 11, 2002 8:37 am ET
by R. of PT
Sensitivity
or insensitivity?
What is right approach?
Haiku # 23872, December 11, 2002 8:31 am ET
by R. of PT
I will post again
If I do not see it now -
... Oh no, not again!

Haiku # 23871, December 11, 2002 8:29 am ET
by R. of PT
What is going on?
Did the server loose one piece
of precious poetry?
Haiku # 23870, December 11, 2002 8:27 am ET
by R. of PT
What if I started
with just one thing at a time -
And improving then?
Haiku # 23869, December 11, 2002 8:19 am ET
by R. of PT
On the other hand -
Do you really have to be
all of them at once?
Haiku # 23868, December 11, 2002 8:17 am ET
by R. of PT
This is difficult -
being creative, funny,
clear and still oneself
Haiku # 23867, December 11, 2002 8:16 am ET
by R. of PT
apa kabar, R
sakit keraska ia ?
sayang sekali
Haiku # 23866, December 11, 2002 7:42 am ET
by ash
cunning linguist
but if no-one understands
what good's the message ?
Haiku # 23865, December 11, 2002 7:38 am ET
by ash
Hadrachat tochnah -
Bizbuz zman, hizdamnut, o...
shlichut reghilah?
Haiku # 23864, December 11, 2002 7:15 am ET
by R. of PT
my apologies
seems i can't tell scotch from scott
all just gaelic breath
Haiku # 23863, December 11, 2002 6:57 am ET
by ash
similar only
la-la-la, la-la-la-la
not wo-yo-yo.....
Haiku # 23862, December 11, 2002 6:55 am ET
by ash (.... i hear what you're singing, scott)
huh?
Haiku # 23861, December 11, 2002 4:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"buffalo soldier"
and the banana splits song...
rasta la la la la
Haiku # 23860, December 11, 2002 2:19 am ET
by scotch of (click the link)
i just don't get the
bananna split reference for
bob marley...oh well
Haiku # 23859, December 10, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
CANADA PART 2
It is very rainy
I am still dry in my house
Im not in an Igloo!
Haiku # 23858, December 10, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
CANADA PART 1.
Im in Canada!
I am not in an Igloo!
It is not snowing
Haiku # 23857, December 10, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
So am i "Willett"?
Or am i "Of Canada"?
Im really bad at this!
Haiku # 23856, December 10, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Is This Bad Haiku?
Is This About You Or You?
This Is Bad Haiku
Haiku # 23855, December 10, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Willett of canada
entire families
of white-bred wonders with no
redeeming factors
Haiku # 23854, December 10, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by k of South San Jose...why does such a blemish exist?
unbelievable
how bland people become out
in suburbia...
Haiku # 23853, December 10, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by k of working in San Jose....proof there is no god
sometimes pressure builds
ending procrastination
now the tension mounts
Haiku # 23852, December 10, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by jerm of southeast NH
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