Is This Bad Haiku?
Is This About You Or You?
This Is Bad Haiku
by Willett of canada
entire families
of white-bred wonders with no
redeeming factors
by k of South San Jose...why does such a blemish exist?
unbelievable
how bland people become out
in suburbia...
by k of working in San Jose....proof there is no god
sometimes pressure builds
ending procrastination
now the tension mounts
by jerm of southeast NH
let the monsters out
they love wanton destruction
and yearn for toys
by Deep Blue of Saint Louis
I'm all "whatever"
and then she's all "whatever"
I'm like so pissed off
by dirty washcloth of CA
what i want to know:
was, or was not, bob marley
the fifth banana split?
by scotch
Tort Gal cuts the cheese
And acts all nice and saucy
She can't do much else.
by Battlepuppy of MI
brilliant yellow
swirling light
arghh-my ear hurts
by popcorn of usa
what a day this is
last minute crunch has come back
mildy daunting
by jerm
having another
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and
Snork kind of a day
by onjaysun
snack time is smack down
Celery Boy stalks his prey
Tortellini Girl
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Ravioli Man
calls Celery Boy for help
his trusty sidekick
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Tortellini Gal
Cuts the cheese on Ravioli
Now Rav is meatless
by Battlepuppy of MI
we have no weapons
you see, look here, no weapons
don't look under that
by dirty washcloth of CA
Ravioli Man
crushes Tortellini Girl
with a saucy smack
by Drophammer of Akkadia
janis? no, not her!
can janis stand before our
Ravioli Man?
by Drophammer of Akkadia
got a new address
i bet if you mail janis
she could pass it on
by ash. (... hiya, jane)
Roman rich man said
I have got 3 libraries
One Greek, one Latin
by R. of PT
One two three foure foure
oh no i have counted more
than there are in it
by Sprinkle Sparntz of LSL
wow...ain't that something?
it was maestro's haiku 'bout
the bay area
by k of SF doth rock....
two weeks past, i tried
to email ash, old times sake
it came back to me
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
i think i bore all
with my whining about school
but i cannot stop
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
not a bad write-up...
was it just cooincidence
it was signed ap?
by scotch of makes you think...okay, you can stop now
i have such good taste
the consumate chocophile
lindt in my navel
by ash
i like fried breakfast spam
i like to fry in a pan
mm that good old spam
by willett of canada
This is not haiku
It is more like bad writing
I have no last line
by Willett of Canada
Du Du Du Du Du
Du Nu Du Nu Du Nu
La Tee De tee Da
by Willett of Canada
Remember when you
Laughed at his ten cent hairdue?
He remmbers too
by Willett of Canada
finally it rained
and rains and rains and rains and
sydney is like that
by ash
dyspeptic haiku
those chyme and motion studies
don't pass easily
by ash
immortality
uncertain as heisenberg
appears transient
congratulations
many electrons of fame
preserved on the net
by ash
Hey guys look at this
this
The Associated Press
Wrote about our site.
by Janis of Toronto
A Robot Monkey
Laugh at the funny monkey
Laser beams blast us
by Deep Blue of Saint Louis
hotdog makes her lose
control, loves the minuet
Bi-polar Duet ?
by onjaysun (Patty is Cathy)
Food spewing forth
Like a colorful fountain
Pup enjoys feast twice
by Battlepuppy of MI
Puppy ears back
Whines in apt supplication
for goddess forgiveness
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lob, chokes his favorite
Goddess honors him first
Pup repays in yak
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of MI
Lightweight Pup readily yacks
At the mention of spirits
Regardless of diet
by Battlepuppy of MI
Battlepuppy yacks
When 'chokes and wine are involved,
Carbos and protein.
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lobster and artichokes
Slather with spirits
Canine hurls protein yak
by Goddess of all that is Battle Puppy of MI
Yaksunami and Artsy
Means puke and good taste
Can be together at last.
by Battlepuppy of MI
Ravioli Man
Cheesey Tortellini Gal
Greatest of Rivals
by Battlepuppy of MI
it is the return
Ravioli Man, hero
meaty champion
by Drophammer of Akkadia
mighty butt straining
no seepage here, sphincterclench
forcing excrement
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thankfully she smiles
down on the puppy of battles
this goddess of love
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Girlfriend of happy willow
waits with bated breath
Immortalize her
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of Climax, MI
Remove the butt plug
Poopy granola badness
seeps forth, then torrent
by Battlepuppy of MI
Flexible willow
Has girlfriend, is happy
Stiff oak still alone
by Battlepuppy of MI
Hammer clenches cheeks
Empties bowels painfully
By loud vomiting
as he vomits
by vomiting.
by Battlepuppy of MI
