Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 177 Days and 77084 Haiku later...

you use too much paint
you paint too fast
off to the south seas
Haiku # 23921, December 12, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
horoscope: Virgo
but reading those "horoscopes"
take Leo's instead
Haiku # 23920, December 12, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by mother may I?
my horoscope says
"speak using a hand puppet"
must ask for a raise
Haiku # 23919, December 12, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by scotch of (aka scott, the gemini)
Soothsay Thursday, Clay's
outstay play decays..Gray J
way may flay, pray, bray
Haiku # 23918, December 12, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by onjay..sun (still picking Brian)
shadows formed
from lighting thrown
darkness still surrounds
Haiku # 23917, December 12, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
new haiku method:
begin with random letters,
delete non-haiku
Haiku # 23916, December 12, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by scotch of (hey, it works in sculpture, why not poetry?)
Some of them just bad
Some of them horribly bad -
One hundred haiku
Haiku # 23915, December 12, 2002 6:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Give up bad habits
and pick up only good deeds -
Ask and request peace
Haiku # 23914, December 12, 2002 6:21 am ET
by R. of PT
Whatever the goal -
Only acceptable means
can bring to success
Haiku # 23913, December 12, 2002 6:16 am ET
by R. of PT
Apri la Tua man,
nutri ogni vivente -
Celeste bonta'
Haiku # 23912, December 12, 2002 6:12 am ET
by R. of PT
Grazie al Cielo
c'e' abbondante scelta -
Dubbi per ricchi
Haiku # 23911, December 12, 2002 6:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Cavoli, pesce,
Spinaci e broccoli -
Fino a quando?
Haiku # 23910, December 12, 2002 6:08 am ET
by R. of PT
"Seven" has 2 syls,
while "sept" has got only one -
Necessary choice
Haiku # 23909, December 12, 2002 6:05 am ET
by R. of PT
"Sept" a une syllabe,
"seven" en a helas deux -
J'ai fait le bon choix
Haiku # 23908, December 12, 2002 6:02 am ET
by R. of PT
poppy seeds abound
endorphines flood receptors
euphoria, ahh ...
Haiku # 23907, December 12, 2002 5:37 am ET
by maestro
are of pea tea, eh?
we're most impressed with counting
en francais, hooray
Haiku # 23906, December 12, 2002 5:34 am ET
by maestro
Un deux trois quatre cinq
Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept
Un deux trois quatre cinq
Haiku # 23905, December 12, 2002 4:08 am ET
by R. of PT
holy frijoles
the first line in preceding
mere syllables four
Haiku # 23904, December 12, 2002 2:35 am ET
by maestro
ahoy Willet
second line eight syllables
not very clever
Haiku # 23903, December 12, 2002 2:33 am ET
by maestro
bleary eyed weary
wanting only to go home
the clown car takes him
Haiku # 23902, December 11, 2002 11:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one two three four five
one two three four five six seven
one two three four five
Haiku # 23901, December 11, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by willett of canada
a vulgar aesthete
seems nothing beyond the realm
surrender to id
Haiku # 23900, December 11, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by maestro
perspiration seals
scrotum-left to inner thigh
oh, what a feeling!
Haiku # 23899, December 11, 2002 8:23 pm ET
by maestro
blood coarses faster
plateletes and white cells adrift
could this be true Love?
Haiku # 23898, December 11, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by maestro
all i want
is a piece of blue sky
a fauve dies
Haiku # 23897, December 11, 2002 8:11 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
generating text
with glaring lack of merit
seems an ill pursuit
Haiku # 23896, December 11, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by maestro
on my knees before
master of verbosity
myriad pressed keys
Haiku # 23895, December 11, 2002 8:04 pm ET
by maestro
a wretched one now
rigid-syllabic blank verse
produces nothing
Haiku # 23894, December 11, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by maestro
rules
what rulez
i don't need no haiku rouse
Haiku # 23893, December 11, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
a confessional:
bereft of novel concepts
i merely react
Haiku # 23892, December 11, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by maestro
haven't time to read
all of the posted horseshite
gimme a moment
Haiku # 23891, December 11, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by maestro
a feeble tandem
hammer and battlepuppy
I quoth: bring it on!
Haiku # 23890, December 11, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by maestro
suck it,
sick it hard,
do it now.

please.......
Haiku # 23889, December 11, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
brew it
do it
now
Haiku # 23888, December 11, 2002 5:36 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
winter cycling
clear blue sky
bittersweet last turn
Haiku # 23887, December 11, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
only one more left
i'll see you in hell finals
i wish i could sleep
Haiku # 23886, December 11, 2002 5:11 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
feet shuffling quick
as the meager boxspring creaks
mid-sleep foot spasms
Haiku # 23885, December 11, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by jerm of NH
in winter silence
rhythm of white elegance
swans drift slowly by
Haiku # 23884, December 11, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
some are born artists
or have gifts in sports, words, song...
me - i brood real good
Haiku # 23883, December 11, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by scotch
"...underwear model...
...best body...smartest person...
...nice to hear from you..."
Haiku # 23882, December 11, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by scotch of excerpts from letter from ex on the subject of her new bo
Oh, those glasses, that
little polka-dot dress...spank
me Mrs. Beasley!
Haiku # 23881, December 11, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by onjaysun (been a bad lil' boy)
Willett, one question
when you're outside your igloo
do you play hockey?
Haiku # 23880, December 11, 2002 11:41 am ET
by dumb American
Got it at first try
And even not my language -
Very proud of that
Haiku # 23879, December 11, 2002 11:34 am ET
by R. of PT
2 synonymous
3-word compliant haikus -
New challenge to meet
Haiku # 23878, December 11, 2002 11:30 am ET
by R. of PT
One eight five eight one
and one eight five eight zero -
Old challenge is met
Haiku # 23877, December 11, 2002 11:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Inspirational
communicability -
Antagonistic
Haiku # 23876, December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
Imaginative
comprehensibility -
Contradictory
Haiku # 23875, December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
these songs
for you
u2
Haiku # 23874, December 11, 2002 9:51 am ET
by popcorn of usa
Twenty thousand plus
is a huge accomplishment -
Even small role for R.
Haiku # 23873, December 11, 2002 8:37 am ET
by R. of PT
Sensitivity
or insensitivity?
What is right approach?
Haiku # 23872, December 11, 2002 8:31 am ET
by R. of PT
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