Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 171 Days and 77056 Haiku later...

Grazie al Cielo
c'e' abbondante scelta -
Dubbi per ricchi
Haiku # 23911, December 12, 2002 6:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Cavoli, pesce,
Spinaci e broccoli -
Fino a quando?
Haiku # 23910, December 12, 2002 6:08 am ET
by R. of PT
"Seven" has 2 syls,
while "sept" has got only one -
Necessary choice
Haiku # 23909, December 12, 2002 6:05 am ET
by R. of PT
"Sept" a une syllabe,
"seven" en a helas deux -
J'ai fait le bon choix
Haiku # 23908, December 12, 2002 6:02 am ET
by R. of PT
poppy seeds abound
endorphines flood receptors
euphoria, ahh ...
Haiku # 23907, December 12, 2002 5:37 am ET
by maestro
are of pea tea, eh?
we're most impressed with counting
en francais, hooray
Haiku # 23906, December 12, 2002 5:34 am ET
by maestro
Un deux trois quatre cinq
Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept
Un deux trois quatre cinq
Haiku # 23905, December 12, 2002 4:08 am ET
by R. of PT
holy frijoles
the first line in preceding
mere syllables four
Haiku # 23904, December 12, 2002 2:35 am ET
by maestro
ahoy Willet
second line eight syllables
not very clever
Haiku # 23903, December 12, 2002 2:33 am ET
by maestro
bleary eyed weary
wanting only to go home
the clown car takes him
Haiku # 23902, December 11, 2002 11:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one two three four five
one two three four five six seven
one two three four five
Haiku # 23901, December 11, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by willett of canada
a vulgar aesthete
seems nothing beyond the realm
surrender to id
Haiku # 23900, December 11, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by maestro
perspiration seals
scrotum-left to inner thigh
oh, what a feeling!
Haiku # 23899, December 11, 2002 8:23 pm ET
by maestro
blood coarses faster
plateletes and white cells adrift
could this be true Love?
Haiku # 23898, December 11, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by maestro
all i want
is a piece of blue sky
a fauve dies
Haiku # 23897, December 11, 2002 8:11 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
generating text
with glaring lack of merit
seems an ill pursuit
Haiku # 23896, December 11, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by maestro
on my knees before
master of verbosity
myriad pressed keys
Haiku # 23895, December 11, 2002 8:04 pm ET
by maestro
a wretched one now
rigid-syllabic blank verse
produces nothing
Haiku # 23894, December 11, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by maestro
rules
what rulez
i don't need no haiku rouse
Haiku # 23893, December 11, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
a confessional:
bereft of novel concepts
i merely react
Haiku # 23892, December 11, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by maestro
haven't time to read
all of the posted horseshite
gimme a moment
Haiku # 23891, December 11, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by maestro
a feeble tandem
hammer and battlepuppy
I quoth: bring it on!
Haiku # 23890, December 11, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by maestro
suck it,
sick it hard,
do it now.

please.......
Haiku # 23889, December 11, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
brew it
do it
now
Haiku # 23888, December 11, 2002 5:36 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
winter cycling
clear blue sky
bittersweet last turn
Haiku # 23887, December 11, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
only one more left
i'll see you in hell finals
i wish i could sleep
Haiku # 23886, December 11, 2002 5:11 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
feet shuffling quick
as the meager boxspring creaks
mid-sleep foot spasms
Haiku # 23885, December 11, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by jerm of NH
in winter silence
rhythm of white elegance
swans drift slowly by
Haiku # 23884, December 11, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
some are born artists
or have gifts in sports, words, song...
me - i brood real good
Haiku # 23883, December 11, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by scotch
"...underwear model...
...best body...smartest person...
...nice to hear from you..."
Haiku # 23882, December 11, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by scotch of excerpts from letter from ex on the subject of her new bo
Oh, those glasses, that
little polka-dot dress...spank
me Mrs. Beasley!
Haiku # 23881, December 11, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by onjaysun (been a bad lil' boy)
Willett, one question
when you're outside your igloo
do you play hockey?
Haiku # 23880, December 11, 2002 11:41 am ET
by dumb American
Got it at first try
And even not my language -
Very proud of that
Haiku # 23879, December 11, 2002 11:34 am ET
by R. of PT
2 synonymous
3-word compliant haikus -
New challenge to meet
Haiku # 23878, December 11, 2002 11:30 am ET
by R. of PT
One eight five eight one
and one eight five eight zero -
Old challenge is met
Haiku # 23877, December 11, 2002 11:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Inspirational
communicability -
Antagonistic
Haiku # 23876, December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
Imaginative
comprehensibility -
Contradictory
Haiku # 23875, December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
these songs
for you
u2
Haiku # 23874, December 11, 2002 9:51 am ET
by popcorn of usa
Twenty thousand plus
is a huge accomplishment -
Even small role for R.
Haiku # 23873, December 11, 2002 8:37 am ET
by R. of PT
Sensitivity
or insensitivity?
What is right approach?
Haiku # 23872, December 11, 2002 8:31 am ET
by R. of PT
I will post again
If I do not see it now -
... Oh no, not again!

Haiku # 23871, December 11, 2002 8:29 am ET
by R. of PT
What is going on?
Did the server loose one piece
of precious poetry?
Haiku # 23870, December 11, 2002 8:27 am ET
by R. of PT
What if I started
with just one thing at a time -
And improving then?
Haiku # 23869, December 11, 2002 8:19 am ET
by R. of PT
On the other hand -
Do you really have to be
all of them at once?
Haiku # 23868, December 11, 2002 8:17 am ET
by R. of PT
This is difficult -
being creative, funny,
clear and still oneself
Haiku # 23867, December 11, 2002 8:16 am ET
by R. of PT
apa kabar, R
sakit keraska ia ?
sayang sekali
Haiku # 23866, December 11, 2002 7:42 am ET
by ash
cunning linguist
but if no-one understands
what good's the message ?
Haiku # 23865, December 11, 2002 7:38 am ET
by ash
Hadrachat tochnah -
Bizbuz zman, hizdamnut, o...
shlichut reghilah?
Haiku # 23864, December 11, 2002 7:15 am ET
by R. of PT
my apologies
seems i can't tell scotch from scott
all just gaelic breath
Haiku # 23863, December 11, 2002 6:57 am ET
by ash
similar only
la-la-la, la-la-la-la
not wo-yo-yo.....
Haiku # 23862, December 11, 2002 6:55 am ET
by ash (.... i hear what you're singing, scott)
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