the sound of lovin''
keeps me awake on the couch
gramma is too loud
by Thunder Stork
Walls start to close in
Squeezing me out to face life
Like a rigid turd
by SHAGGYDOO
In my underwear
I see bitter cold outside
I love my heater
by SHAGGYDOO
A haiku bender
Comes from this cabin fever
God please help us all
by SHAGGYDOO
Nipples stand erect
Trying to break from their shirts
I just watch and wait
by SHAGGYDOO
Wicked wicked girls
They show me their stuff for free
I''m not complaining
by SHAGGYDOO
Somebody help me
Stuck indoors from the snow storm
Mail me a joint
by SHAGGYDOO
Tree lines fade away
The Great Plains are seen ahead
God this land is dull
by SHAGGYDOO
I met this one girl
She gave me some body paints
I am now Master
by SHAGGYDOO
Earrings dangling
Swaying back and forth at night
Sadness fills the air
by SHAGGYDOO
Hot sex on Sunday
Strawberry cheesecake ice cream
Oooh am I hungry!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
A koala bear
Hanging from a tree sleeping
Dreams of other lands
by SHAGGYDOO
what I''d like to see:
a giant german shepard
eating a monkey
by Hollywood Bonfire
your mom looked real good
I said "Hi Mrs. Hot Bitch!"
your dad strangled me
by Hollywood Bonfire
paycheck spent on snacks
afternoons of self abuse
oliver''s a jinx
by Hollywood Bonfire
seven haitian whores
a ninety dollar phone bill
my wife is puzzled
by Hollywood Bonfire
i am perma fryed
I took a tab of acid
Now I''m all strung out
by Psycho delic
i am perma fryed
I took a tab of acid
Now I''m all strung out
by Psycho delic
genitalia
are all they can talk about
repetitively
by ash
my omnipotence
universally awesome
never self conscious
by ash
lameness is the key
it flows freely for a cause
i hate gothic chicks
white make-up dark hair
black crushed velvet dressed to scare
obscure dumb nicknames
by oldnasty
i love to be real
find your own reality
and write bad haiku
by oldnasty@
Beastiality
is fun too. You should all try
fucking a kitten.
by Kat Krotch
Pedophiles are cool.
Don`t knock it `till you try it:
hot sex with children.
by Kat Krotch
Off my chest, at last!
Not embarrassed anymore,
now, I can move on.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
My confessions are
not of my own guilt, but of
a bold ignorance.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
Youth is all about
being too naive to know
what you will regret.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
I saw a kitten
suck another kitten''s dick,
trying to get milk.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
I didn`t know the
significance then. At least
he didn''t rape me.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
Naked, breastless girl,
playing in the bushes with
her horney cousin.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
To the first-grader,
masturbation was never
a sexual thing.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
Children frolic in
innocent wonder and give
each other blow jobs.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
the rising sun sets
coconuts float west on
the Japanese tide
by Basho-matikki of Nissan
This hotel room sucks!
I''m stuck in here from the snow!
I''M FREAKING OUT MAN!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
Sitting in my Room
I come up with this weird shit.
That''s prison for ya!
by Tony's Grandpa
My dog sleeps a lot
Why, then does he eat so much?
Dreaming is hard work!
by Mike...bad haiku Mike
This Haiku sucks bad
maybe thats why they call it
Bad Haiku , Dot Com???
by Bad Haiku-er
I like to watch a
cool cartoon named pokemon
it makes me happy
Maybe Im too Old?
I''m only 69 you know
thats not too old, right??
by PokeMaster
Though try as i might,
There is no way i can make
Wu-Tang lyrics fit
by Floatation Device
in another life
i snorted some number two
it made me quite sick
by ash
with such shallow minds
they accentuate the crass
in bureaucracy
by ash
Left Turn, Yield and Stop
I ignore all of those signs
That''s why I''m in jail
by Mr MxQwerty of Minneapolis,
A five dollar bill
Thats How much I''ll pay for your
Precious Psycho Cat
by BigNuts
watch out on the can
she hangs out in the bathroom
who? psycho kitty
by bohica
She acts a little
odd, I love her just the same
my psycho kitty
none of the other
kitties will play with her, my
poor psycho kitty
she''s a little off
and attacks things that aren''t there
dumb psycho kitty
she reall
by bohica
AHHH! Miss Lewinski
Spokesperson for Jenny Craig?
I''d rather be fat
by bohica
Dew drops on flowers,
A slight whisper from a child,
Hot sex with a corpse.
by CODE BLUE
I read English Lit.
And yet I can''t tell the diff
Between this and it.
by Chris of Vancouver, Canada, eh
My nipples are sore
From your teeth biting on them
I want to thank you!
by Shaggydoo
Munching sweet clover
Til the bloody dog found him
I miss Good Bunny
by Fruity of Oakland,
