Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 166 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

Lezzer: noun, Lez-zah
women in comfortable shoes
maybe dungarees
Haiku # 3032, February 5, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by Floatation Device
forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot
Haiku # 3031, February 5, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by basho-redundo of Chechnya--007
forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot
Haiku # 3030, February 5, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by basho-redundo of Chechnya--007
toot a line for Bush
drop a bomb for Sen. McCain
vote for bill bradley
Haiku # 3029, February 5, 2000 4:15 pm ET
by basho-yomama of Yokohama
where are all the bards
where are all the sweet strippers
only traffic cops
Haiku # 3028, February 5, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by bash-oso-whatsus
this program has per-
formed an illegal oper-
ation and will be............
Haiku # 3027, February 5, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by Basho-nassis
once upon a time
the ghost of lectricity
burned norwegian wood
Haiku # 3026, February 5, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by Basho-potomus
to be or not to
be that is the question wheth-
er it is nobler----
Haiku # 3025, February 4, 2000 4:55 pm ET
by Basho-banzai
she let me drink her
her thighs trembling on my face
Like honey and wine
Haiku # 3024, February 4, 2000 11:01 am ET
by Thick Feet
That dog bit me hard
It really hurt alot and
Blood poured out of it
Haiku # 3023, February 4, 2000 9:37 am ET
by Another Guy
I like cheese alot
It tastes very very good
I be the baddest
Haiku # 3022, February 4, 2000 9:32 am ET
by The Guy
to be young once more
oh what i would not do for
glandular madness
Haiku # 3021, February 3, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by basho-constipatus
metamorphosis
desperate fiberoptic
binary blow job
Haiku # 3020, February 3, 2000 5:50 pm ET
by Basho-le pew
get a life she said
been there and done that said he
so try death she said
Haiku # 3019, February 3, 2000 5:37 pm ET
by Basho-defungo
dismembered corpses
in my room. i collected
them from the city.
Haiku # 3018, February 3, 2000 5:28 pm ET
by bohica
I am scared of the
thick warm deep dark humid jungle
of my boyfriend''s ass
Haiku # 3017, February 3, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by monkeyfritter
Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.

Sharp teeth and deep throat,
Wet tongue and snaggletoothed bitch
Teach my cock to fear.
Haiku # 3016, February 3, 2000 3:53 pm ET
by monkeyfritter
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;
Haiku # 3015, February 3, 2000 2:36 pm ET
by Big Bratt of anchorage,
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;
Haiku # 3014, February 3, 2000 2:33 pm ET
by Big Bratt of anchorage,
I am in full bloom
as your scent wafts up to me
Ahhh! The smell....Tuna!
Haiku # 3013, February 3, 2000 11:44 am ET
by Thick Feet
Chocolate honey
Sucking, swirling, tasting you
But your mouth says, "No."
Haiku # 3012, February 3, 2000 11:00 am ET
by Thick Feet
Sexy black Buddhist
I dig her soooo fucking much
"Whatever," she says
Haiku # 3011, February 3, 2000 10:28 am ET
by ThickFeet
How cool is that
cucumber
green
Haiku # 3010, February 3, 2000 10:15 am ET
by Chikin
I can almost feel
your awkward fingers against
my erect nipples.
Haiku # 3009, February 2, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.
Haiku # 3008, February 2, 2000 7:31 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
I want to feel your
hands shuddering as you press
gently against me.
Haiku # 3007, February 2, 2000 7:19 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
Even commercials
for wild rice use sexual
inuendos, babe.
Haiku # 3006, February 2, 2000 6:54 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
You can''t leave this way
At least give me my farewell,
don''t go at all, stay.
Haiku # 3005, February 2, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yesterday is dead
tomorrow lies in ambush
for today''s remains
Haiku # 3004, February 2, 2000 3:16 am ET
by ash
I know you''re the one
I will never treat you bad
Eat me.....this way...yeaH
Haiku # 3003, February 1, 2000 7:24 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Though warm tasty and
delicious, urine should not
be served with lobster
Haiku # 3002, February 1, 2000 11:42 am ET
by monkeyfritter
Glass bottle of tea
Empty but full all the same
My cock''s stuck again
Haiku # 3001, February 1, 2000 11:37 am ET
by monkeyfritter
sibilant cyber
erotic queen of voice chat
she gives good headphone
Haiku # 3000, February 1, 2000 4:24 am ET
by ash
Bad haiku on line
Dearth of quality poems
God, this haiku sucks.
Haiku # 2999, January 31, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by Cap'n Tom. of Australia, mate.
visit from a friend
put a big smile on my face
come back really soon
Haiku # 2998, January 31, 2000 5:48 pm ET
by ash
angst is important
but with excess syllables
haiku it isn''t
Haiku # 2997, January 31, 2000 5:47 pm ET
by ash
back in the smaller metropolis
the black hole broods and sulks
i wonder for how long?
Haiku # 2996, January 31, 2000 4:03 am ET
by nick of adelaide, AUSTRALIA
Traffic accident
Pull out in front of me dude
Cave your damn nuts in
Haiku # 2995, January 29, 2000 7:49 pm ET
by SDSquint
Glide thru moist tendrils
Seeking velvet button....Ohhhhhhh!
Her moans make me wet...!
Haiku # 2994, January 28, 2000 7:29 pm ET
by (_)D Burnt Coffee
that might sound racist
but in truth I hate them all
they don''t dig haiku
Haiku # 2993, January 28, 2000 3:31 pm ET
by Basho-elgrande
So it''s vote for Keyes
Here in New Hampshire it''s cold
We crave Ovaltine
Haiku # 2992, January 28, 2000 3:25 pm ET
by Basho-lobotomus
if yer not with us
methinks ya are a-Guiness
kiss me irish arse
Haiku # 2991, January 28, 2000 3:17 pm ET
by Basho- Oreilly
sublimation now
and then projection later
here comes neurosis
Haiku # 2990, January 28, 2000 3:11 pm ET
by Basho-permanante
congratulations
your vows are still permanent
please pass the Elmer''s
Haiku # 2989, January 28, 2000 3:04 pm ET
by Basho-soso
Super Bowl Sunday
Essentially meaning
Less activity
Haiku # 2988, January 28, 2000 12:05 pm ET
by SDSquint
the sky opens up
black clouds scuttle overhead
and nature says "ahhhhhhhhhhh"
Haiku # 2987, January 28, 2000 9:53 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
Dam(n) urination!
Let me stay in my warm bed!
Morning comes early...
Haiku # 2986, January 28, 2000 8:52 am ET
by (_)D~
without any doubt
the silliest things i did
without any doubt
Haiku # 2985, January 28, 2000 3:15 am ET
by ash
to be jung once more
could that make me less a freud ?
back on the couch please
Haiku # 2984, January 28, 2000 3:04 am ET
by ash
if you insist on
psychological warfare
Just call me Sigmund
Haiku # 2983, January 27, 2000 9:44 pm ET
by Notagain of godzilla
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