For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg
by William Nippress
Jake my hand I
by William Nippress
Pilot to the crew
Prepare for Jake off, be seated
Extinguish all lights
by William Nippress
Its unlikely some
one who steals names has friends so
should have said someone
you
by William Nippress
What keeps him going?
These chemicals in his blood
Without which he die
by William Nippress
Please tell me what is
Jaked off? Jerked off with accent?
Jake a friend of yours?
by William Nippress
I nearly claimed the
Simpson haiku, but thought dhoooooo!!!
It
by William Nippress
30825, 30829, 30830, 30836, 30837 not mine
by William Nippress
welcome to the club
by sexually frustrated of and then was there two
I am to be worshipped. You all can
suck my balls if you don't like me.
Cock suckers......
by William Nippress
William Nippress is god...I saw
Mickey Mouse nailed to a cross
while the pope jaked off...
by William Nippress
Floyd the barber, rolls up a doobie,
drinkin' a 40 oz beer, slappin' his
ho' around.
by samhain
Floyd the barber, rots in hell,
smokin' crack and what's that
smell?
by samhain
new faces bring joy
when all else is amiss and
dreams seem forgotten
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
Snip my buttons off,
With your shearing claw, my sweet
Lobster in my pants
by Korzak
before things get out
of hand, we gotta Nippress
it in the bud, Ange
by onjaysun (Floyd is a barber not a band)
Hug the baby seals,
Hug the porpoiseses,
Hug the walrusess
Hug Tennesee Tuxedo,
Hug Barney Fife
by William Nippress
In the words of the great
philosopher Homer J. Simpson....
"DOHHHHHHH!!!"
by William Nippress
hippie girls micro
buses or mom's taurus, luv
that mountain aire time
by onjaysun (if it's free love can I still get a receipt?)
sometimes it is worse
to have your fear come true
you knew all along
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
i want to know what
it would feel like to
hold him just once more
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
I like big butts and I can't deny,
They rock my world
and make me high.
by William Nippress
"Arf, arf, arf!" Lassie's response
by samhain
"What's wrong girl? Did Timmy
fall down the well??"
FROM THE 'LASSIE' TV SHOW
by samhain
When I die,
Bury me with,
My soul.
by samhain
Let's go mine some cubic zirconia,
And have a party with
Barney the dinosaur
by samhain
Poems for the blind are useless,
unless spoken with emotion
by samhain
lovely new 'puter
with eyes of deep cobalt blue
you are marvellous
by :-) ash
abreast of fashion
considering a tattoo
ta da drum roll please
by mellie
some deep core drilling
right into the heart of me
promising samples
by mellie
Its no good you going
on the wagon we
by Examination Board
It's been eleven
hours since my last drink of beer:
Eleven AM
by A Student of this is going to halve my shopping bill
Maybe she still sucks her thumb
And we all know what that means
by Time to come off breast feeding
Do you have a mammary fixation?
by Tits R Us
wading in waste high
piles of nippless haikus
grandma has a cock
by ap
Want to make your mark
Contact civilization
Show them who
by William Nippress
Not a lost city
Turns out it
by William Nippress
Still don
by William Nippress
They followed me home
Tribe is banging on my door
Demanding my vote
by William Nippress
Shows what can happen
When you venture outside house
Think I
by William Nippress
These people talk strange
Looking at the sky, bowing
Must be a lost tribe
by William Nippress
Found a lost city
It was right in the middle
Lawn needs exploring
by William Nippress
Wading in waist high
I walk through my long grass lawn
About time I cut it
by William Nippress
Saw a mad man shout
This man doesn
by William Nippress or is it only mad people who understand?
Pissed on Kronenbourg
Hopes he can avoid exams
Coming to get you
by Examination board
an alien came
it shat on my rug and left
oh wait, that was me
by sexually frustrated
minus the wrinkles
and her chronic leprosy
she's one hot mama
by sexually frustrated
Robots and lobsters
If they would love each other,
That would be fucked up
by Korzak
Ralph Wiggum once said,
"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
Cats are not lobsters
by Korzak
Some lobsters can fly
High above the clouds they soar
Safe from traps and nets
by Korzak
