Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 182 Days and 77092 Haiku later...

I challenge anyone here to a
fight! Bring it on! Especially all
of you American Trash!!
Haiku # 31429, June 3, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Jesus Left Chicago Heading For
Iraq. "They certainly need
a little help", He Said
Haiku # 31428, June 3, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Darkness Burns Atoms Of Death
Chill Runs Through Autumn's Eyes
Water Traits Going Down River
Haiku # 31427, June 3, 2003 11:09 am ET
by samhain
"Blood Pudding for everyone!"
Haiku # 31426, June 3, 2003 11:07 am ET
by William (not mine, not mine) Nippress
Ash, I'm gonna slap you silly if
you don't stop! We Europeans are
very cosmopolian you know....spot
of tea? Perhaps a crumpet?
Haiku # 31425, June 3, 2003 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
madness is a myth
sanity is a blindfold
death unites us all
Haiku # 31424, June 3, 2003 9:04 am ET
by ash
31420, 31422
even if it takes too many syllables or not enough
mine, mine, all mine
Haiku # 31423, June 3, 2003 8:59 am ET
by ash
almost a whole page
it shows that if there's a way
there isn't a will
Haiku # 31422, June 3, 2003 8:57 am ET
by not him either
torn between choices
reality'a' or reality 'b'
either way I'm dead
Haiku # 31421, June 3, 2003 8:57 am ET
by searle
can't fight the impulse
having a nippress attack
mustn't stop typing......
Haiku # 31420, June 3, 2003 8:55 am ET
by i'm not myself
insanity is cheap
spread it wisely
it grows quickly
Haiku # 31419, June 3, 2003 8:52 am ET
by searle of in my head with the other
more and more haiku
o! the creativity
where's my lithium ?
Haiku # 31418, June 3, 2003 8:51 am ET
by ash
churning the pages
hurrah for the internet
our canvas is cheap
Haiku # 31417, June 3, 2003 8:40 am ET
by ash
I am William Nippress, and this
haiku is not mine, not mine, not
mine. I want SF to sit on my face
so I can suck his balls (bollocks
for you english twats)
Haiku # 31416, June 3, 2003 8:38 am ET
by sexually frustrated
bwa haaaa! i am god
in my garden of eden
you're the vegetable
Haiku # 31415, June 3, 2003 8:38 am ET
by ash
is this my soapbox?
wherefore art thy audience ?
a single hand claps
Haiku # 31413, June 3, 2003 8:35 am ET
by not william at all
not william nippress
someone else entirely
that's a pleasant change
Haiku # 31411, June 3, 2003 8:33 am ET
by ash
why shut the fuck up ?
forgive my verbosity
electrons are cheap
Haiku # 31410, June 3, 2003 8:32 am ET
by ash
three one four oh eight
not his either by jingo
i'm onto something
Haiku # 31409, June 3, 2003 8:30 am ET
by ash
31404 - 31407
not his


that's a fucking change
i thought that i had it bad
i had it better
Haiku # 31408, June 3, 2003 8:30 am ET
by ash
as if i could care
i'm not even really here
oh, you're not either
Haiku # 31407, June 3, 2003 8:27 am ET
by ash
gentle yesterday
a life more ordinary
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31406, June 3, 2003 8:21 am ET
by ash
it saves me money
i used to use chemicals
but now i'm just mad
Haiku # 31405, June 3, 2003 8:20 am ET
by ash
wow! this site is whack !
all my bases are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 31404, June 3, 2003 8:18 am ET
by ash
I am Limey, looking for an ARSE
to plug up. Hey, there is William
Nippress!! Come her little boy!
Haiku # 31403, June 3, 2003 8:09 am ET
by Limey
Wrapped my dick in the Union Jack
and came for the Queen!!
Haiku # 31402, June 3, 2003 8:05 am ET
by William Nippress
You can but I won
Haiku # 31401, June 3, 2003 8:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Who fuckin' farted up in this bitch?
Haiku # 31400, June 3, 2003 8:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku wars...
Who ever heard of such a thing?
whoa whao whoa whah what is it good for..
absolutely nothin
Haiku # 31398, June 3, 2003 7:50 am ET
by searle of trying not to get shot
You can but I won
Haiku # 31397, June 3, 2003 7:50 am ET
by Limey
Toxic avenger
No need to revenge my name
I
Haiku # 31396, June 3, 2003 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31395, June 3, 2003 7:42 am ET
by Limey
I William Nippress
Will ignore all such insults
I
Haiku # 31394, June 3, 2003 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Try hard as I might
Can
Haiku # 31393, June 3, 2003 7:37 am ET
by William Nippress
31388, not mine
Haiku # 31392, June 3, 2003 7:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Surfer dude here hear
Stay off the grass for a while
It messes your mind
Haiku # 31391, June 3, 2003 7:30 am ET
by Enlarged ventricle
I here god calling
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam
My hart sings out loud
Haiku # 31390, June 3, 2003 7:23 am ET
by Californian Bum
Failed my exams
I
Haiku # 31389, June 3, 2003 7:19 am ET
by California bum
I
Haiku # 31388, June 3, 2003 7:14 am ET
by William Nippress
vomit on the flag
america I hate you
the finger to you
Haiku # 31387, June 3, 2003 6:44 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I never give in
I never weaken. Always fight
Tactfully withdraw
Haiku # 31386, June 3, 2003 6:43 am ET
by Limey
These tactics I use
I
Haiku # 31385, June 3, 2003 6:42 am ET
by Limey
These tactics I use
I
Haiku # 31384, June 3, 2003 6:41 am ET
by Limey
I piss on the flag
fuck you all America
you can kiss my Arse
Haiku # 31383, June 3, 2003 6:33 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Fall down and worship
Easy to pickup a name
To use as your own
Haiku # 31382, June 3, 2003 6:25 am ET
by sexually frustrated

Oh...and fuck you too Limey. You fucking asshole. All of you suck.

Haiku # 31381, June 3, 2003 6:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It appears Mox,SF
Is one who steals others names
Including my own
Haiku # 31380, June 3, 2003 6:19 am ET
by Limey
All of these people
Don
Haiku # 31379, June 3, 2003 6:11 am ET
by Limey
To those that attack
Note: if you live by the sword
You die by the sword
Haiku # 31378, June 3, 2003 5:59 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
.........cheerio william
at some more opportune time
......then old good fellow
Haiku # 31377, June 3, 2003 5:47 am ET
by ronin@ismyenglishquiteenglishnow
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