Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

what class would that be
i am awfully confused
teach me o master
Haiku # 31479, June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
God Bless America
Haiku # 31478, June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Limey
that's original
fifty others have said that
you must be new here
Haiku # 31476, June 3, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Told you I
Haiku # 31475, June 3, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Limey
Wise, huge apples set.
Good heat sings for white heat walks.
The duets return.
Haiku # 31474, June 3, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like the japanese
i appropriate language
and make it better
Haiku # 31473, June 3, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (you eurotrash must lag behind, sorry)
I showed my dick once
She said its like a real dick
only much smaller
Haiku # 31472, June 3, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what more can you say
delving into my archives
for material
Haiku # 31471, June 3, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (keep it coming)
everything you've said
i have spoken long before
how much can you hack?
Haiku # 31470, June 3, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (wow, you've definitely got the goods on me, bravo.)
Only had crap jobs
That was fourteen years ago
Now give me money
Haiku # 31469, June 3, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
women love us yanks
why? because we're masculine
we have bigger cocks
Haiku # 31468, June 3, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (as if you didn't know)
It
Haiku # 31467, June 3, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I stamp on the flag
I see fat Americans
Fat bloated faces
Haiku # 31466, June 3, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
wimpy eurotrash
only a matter of time
before we crush you
Haiku # 31464, June 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the fifty first state, that doesn't sound too bad, does it frenchy?)
an american
who idolizes hitler
as crass as they come
Haiku # 31463, June 3, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
puppy dawgs, cotton
candy, kittys, little house
and smurphy good thoughts
Haiku # 31461, June 3, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by onjaysun (gotta cleanse that haiku palate)
here's my suggestion
more of me and less of you
that'll improve things
Haiku # 31459, June 3, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm a socialist
you shall not own anything
not even your name
Haiku # 31458, June 3, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
even if you're real
which i definitely doubt
why do what you do?
Haiku # 31457, June 3, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my work is done here
was there a reason for this
none whatsoever
Haiku # 31456, June 3, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm the best of all
my talent is plain as day
no further comment
Haiku # 31455, June 3, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by ash
i'm nonsensical
i'll be readable some day
you'll just have to wait
Haiku # 31454, June 3, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by samhain
i'll come in your house
and show hospitality
but i'll never leave
Haiku # 31452, June 3, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
what is my problem
can someone figure me out
please, i am lonely
Haiku # 31451, June 3, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Limey
SF licks ball juice
Haiku # 31449, June 3, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am nothing more than a cunt
stain on the sidewalk of life
please shoot me
Haiku # 31448, June 3, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Limey
Get me up the ass so I can
reproduce!
Haiku # 31447, June 3, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by William SF Nippress
Redly, landscapes play.
Delicate leaden hairs sing.
Armadas walk.
Haiku # 31446, June 3, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knights kindly scold breasts.
Tall eyes falsely splash petals.
The pianos clash.
Haiku # 31444, June 3, 2003 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
31435 not mine:
Haiku # 31438, June 3, 2003 12:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
31401, 31402, 31425, 31426, 31429, 31430, 31434, not mine:
Haiku # 31437, June 3, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
SF singing: "Won't you marry me
Biiiiiiiilllllllll!! Hey, that is funny!!
I am quite the prankster!!
Haiku # 31435, June 3, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Kiss My ASH! Yayyy mee! I made
a funny!
Haiku # 31434, June 3, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Arbitration Is For Losers
Who Can Not Decide For
Themselves, Who To Kill
Haiku # 31433, June 3, 2003 11:16 am ET
by samhain
Jesus Arrived In Iraq And
With Disgust On His Face
Left For Washington
Haiku # 31431, June 3, 2003 11:13 am ET
by samhain
We Europeans can do whatever we
want. We are very cosmopolitan.
We can be gay, goth, straight, punk
or whatever, and no matter what
it is ok because we are European.
Haiku # 31430, June 3, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
I challenge anyone here to a
fight! Bring it on! Especially all
of you American Trash!!
Haiku # 31429, June 3, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Jesus Left Chicago Heading For
Iraq. "They certainly need
a little help", He Said
Haiku # 31428, June 3, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Darkness Burns Atoms Of Death
Chill Runs Through Autumn's Eyes
Water Traits Going Down River
Haiku # 31427, June 3, 2003 11:09 am ET
by samhain
"Blood Pudding for everyone!"
Haiku # 31426, June 3, 2003 11:07 am ET
by William (not mine, not mine) Nippress
Ash, I'm gonna slap you silly if
you don't stop! We Europeans are
very cosmopolian you know....spot
of tea? Perhaps a crumpet?
Haiku # 31425, June 3, 2003 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
madness is a myth
sanity is a blindfold
death unites us all
Haiku # 31424, June 3, 2003 9:04 am ET
by ash
31420, 31422
even if it takes too many syllables or not enough
mine, mine, all mine
Haiku # 31423, June 3, 2003 8:59 am ET
by ash
almost a whole page
it shows that if there's a way
there isn't a will
Haiku # 31422, June 3, 2003 8:57 am ET
by not him either
torn between choices
reality'a' or reality 'b'
either way I'm dead
Haiku # 31421, June 3, 2003 8:57 am ET
by searle
can't fight the impulse
having a nippress attack
mustn't stop typing......
Haiku # 31420, June 3, 2003 8:55 am ET
by i'm not myself
insanity is cheap
spread it wisely
it grows quickly
Haiku # 31419, June 3, 2003 8:52 am ET
by searle of in my head with the other
more and more haiku
o! the creativity
where's my lithium ?
Haiku # 31418, June 3, 2003 8:51 am ET
by ash
churning the pages
hurrah for the internet
our canvas is cheap
Haiku # 31417, June 3, 2003 8:40 am ET
by ash
I am William Nippress, and this
haiku is not mine, not mine, not
mine. I want SF to sit on my face
so I can suck his balls (bollocks
for you english twats)
Haiku # 31416, June 3, 2003 8:38 am ET
by sexually frustrated
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