Funny? Funny how?
Like I fucking amuse you?
What is so funny?

A balding psychic,
portrayed by Patrick Stewart:
He sees EVRYTHING.

(Prophet of hope)
Right on the button
How can they not see the truth?
Small minds not thinking?

wrestlemania
"Hulk hogan Vs Rick Flair"
winner takes pension!

Shadows of silence
stay the tongues of the watchful
as horrors they show.
>
Evil unchallenged
holding disbelief captive
has trust bowing low.
>
>
Self-deceit favours
the weakness of millions
where liars can feed.
>
God will be slandered
by satanic deceivers
of militant breed.
>
>
Women in shadow
of men who love violence
do not have a voice.
>
Men who have nothing
to offer but cruelty
know nothing of choice.
>
>
Wake to the nightmare
of the downfall of freedom
before it

Days of rage, burnings,
calls for decapitation,
Join the faith of peace.

#Night watchman wanted.#

Behind a torn cloud,
the sun bleeds into the sky.
A broken rectum.

I'll touch your dark cunt
Then inhale your putrid stench
and jerk in your face

It's dark and squishy
With my fingers up my cunt
Won't you touch me there?

My balls are so round.
If they were out of their sack,
they would roll away.

Lying in the bath,
I check my balls

It

Heidi should be mine
She is my perfect equel
Damn you Proncess John

Sleep deprivation
Malnutrition, psychosis
Cocaine binge, hooray!

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Inflammatory?
Sever the heads of chillies!
Taste-buds offended.

A yam ear two right,
may queue thing cough hike ouse.
Butt snot watt ewe sea.

Words scrum together
and kick a thought around.
It

Quiet as a mouse,
I creep into Mother

The barn door opens.

Today I will eat:
Chips, peas, pies, gravy, kebabs.
Vorsprung durch technik

I wee in milk, too.
I wee anywhere I please.
Don't drink in my house.

Wee I drink in Tea.
It's Wee that I pee in Tea.
Drink my lovely Wee.

Neil, off the telly.
He is a metal faced thug.
Hamster style..... ATTACK!!!

I have a poo-head
Feel my sticky, lumpy mess.
My poo-head is great!

Poo comes out of bum
Mine is brown with sweetcorn in
What does yours look like?

i often wonder
is it fun to push grannies
off blackpool tower?

Every Friday
I wear womens underwear.
I am a tranny.

Bestiality!
The fun way of becoming
a monkeys uncle...

Turning Japanese,
think I

A rusty corkscrew
is slowly twisted into
the eye of my cock.

Necrophilia!
There's always one rotten cunt,
gotta split on ya!!

Ethereal glimpse
I see my life forces glow
My parallel self

You may lose the lot
Life

Life wasted in booze
We bemoan our existence
When at least we live

Life freezes in streets
Down and outs die but who cares
What hard bastards, we

You

work is work is work
play is play is play is play
you live some then die

i like alcohol
and i think that it likes me
moreso when i'm drunk

safety in numbers
sure there's some sickos out there
but i fit right in

at the heart of it
some definitions of bad
are worse than others

Itchy stinking clit,
yes i had toast for breakfast,
i like to eat minge.

Deep into the night,
I think about my mother
and play with myself.

danses just for me
aint no one else shell danse for
me an my banjo

in my employment,
i reject all my values,
and take the money...

I like to feel teeth,
for a fleeting moment brush,
against my bell end!

Won't pick me to dance,
Fill her shoes with broken glass,
Never dance again!!

my sister dancin
shes as sweet as apple pie
her titties bouncin

Morecambe. It is cold.
There is nothing to do there.
But laugh at old folk...