Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 182 Days and 77091 Haiku later...

wrong correct again
no answer understand
next question please
Haiku # 34504, February 18, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sea waves curling swirling blue
Haiku # 34503, February 18, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
leapfrog peacocks proud
decide enhanced book
belief resumes tommorow
Haiku # 34502, February 18, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
surfing through myspace,
reading the words of big geeks,
many pages fail.
Haiku # 34501, February 18, 2006 12:29 pm ET
by Michael of Slidell, La, USA
Do you not hate him?
When you through these stones at him
Better ignore him
Haiku # 34500, February 18, 2006 7:55 am ET
by If he feeds on hate, that makes sense
Feed Him with your stones
cast upon Him from your hand.
Satan thrives on hate.
Haiku # 34499, February 18, 2006 6:50 am ET
by Satan of your lost soul
K as in knowledge
P as in pneumocystis
G as in gnostic
Haiku # 34498, February 17, 2006 6:17 pm ET
by Lush
Grown fat on corpses,
grown drunk on their pus and stench.
I wallow in slime.
Haiku # 34497, February 17, 2006 5:02 pm ET
by johnny rotten
you are at the top
now jump from the pinnacle
expel your contempt
Haiku # 34496, February 17, 2006 4:16 pm ET
by Hammer
At the pinnacle
Of a contempt for mankind
Because of this site
Haiku # 34495, February 17, 2006 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
there is no corn there
said billy peering into
the hole, why "cornhole"?
Haiku # 34494, February 17, 2006 3:04 pm ET
by boobles the clown
The cock taste bud curse:
Urinal splash-back horror.
Condoms?.. Don
Haiku # 34493, February 17, 2006 1:18 pm ET
by smellie joe
Check this when drinking,
You may find good amusement:
badhaiku.com
Haiku # 34492, February 16, 2006 8:39 pm ET
by Ultrabubble of Bristol, UK
He never married.
He was a fisher of men.
Jesus was so gay.
Haiku # 34491, February 16, 2006 6:35 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Harpo Productions?
Dr. Phil is Oprah's bitch.
Pimp slap that ass, girl!
Haiku # 34490, February 16, 2006 6:06 pm ET
by Lush
Find me; Here I am
Drain my heart of all it's pain
Sing me a new song.
Haiku # 34489, February 16, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by "Magoo"
drunken llama dance
lampshade on my curly head
tequilla, no mas
Haiku # 34488, February 16, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by sango orangutango
Corporeal course
Of coroner Corchoran:
Corpulent corpses
Haiku # 34487, February 16, 2006 3:05 pm ET
by Lush
Additional eye
On the end on my finger
The places, I
Haiku # 34486, February 16, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Weird experience
Come on Smelly Joe
Tell us where your cocks tasted
Taste buds on his cock
Haiku # 34485, February 16, 2006 6:52 am ET
by Defies medical explanation
Used to drink Vodka
Russian by choice, half bottle
Never drink it now
Haiku # 34484, February 16, 2006 6:41 am ET
by That
My female friends Ask
What is wrong with their boyfriend?
Agony aunt. Me?
Haiku # 34483, February 16, 2006 6:34 am ET
by How should I know, do they think I
Winter slickly sets
Burning natures last years gifts
Smoke dyes the winds grey
Haiku # 34482, February 16, 2006 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Attempting to turn right
Steeringwheel out of control
hello pile of snow
Haiku # 34481, February 16, 2006 6:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cheney loads ammo
Shoots lawyer friend with gusto
Should have used longbow
Haiku # 34480, February 15, 2006 8:59 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
perseveration
plus clang association
seek medication
Haiku # 34479, February 15, 2006 8:54 pm ET
by ash
Sitting on seawall
Observe the swimming narwhal
Perform a pratfall
Haiku # 34478, February 15, 2006 8:48 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Follow the nomad
Toward the giant launchpad
Headed for Baghdad
Haiku # 34477, February 15, 2006 8:37 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Needle in haystack
Apologetic Cossack
Betting at racetrack
Haiku # 34476, February 15, 2006 8:36 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Something seems askew
With the background of bamboo
I write bad haiku
Haiku # 34475, February 15, 2006 8:29 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
The park is empty.
Where have all the squirrels gone?
Carnivorous trees!
Haiku # 34474, February 15, 2006 6:09 pm ET
by stan of nowhere
Cerebral pasta:
medulla oblongata
topped with parmesan.
Haiku # 34473, February 15, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by food for the brain
Unrestrained it flies,
fleeing the cement prison
the bag in the wind
Haiku # 34472, February 15, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by flibberjig
For parallel nouns
Must pluralize cerebrum
In the preceding
Haiku # 34471, February 15, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by Lush
Dipsomania
Dulls contents of crania
Pickled cerebrum
Haiku # 34470, February 15, 2006 3:51 pm ET
by Lush
soccer is passion, work is not, but volunteering for HWSA is fun!
Haiku # 34469, February 15, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by S. Urteaga of Houston, TX
A vodka with lime,
The artistry of a mime,
This haiku doth rhyme
Haiku # 34468, February 15, 2006 2:43 pm ET
by Janis of Sillyhaikuville
It
Haiku # 34467, February 15, 2006 11:04 am ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Whither creativity?
The text is bland and ugly
My font is Arial
Haiku # 34466, February 15, 2006 10:43 am ET
by Psycho
What manner of pain
I cannot feel my eyeball
You must spit it out
Haiku # 34465, February 15, 2006 10:37 am ET
by Psycho
Hammer, O Hammer.
Why must you be so poopy?
Very Bad Hammer!
Haiku # 34464, February 15, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Saint
Spastic bowel spurt
Chunks of meals past fly outward
Still steaming, now soup
Haiku # 34463, February 15, 2006 9:53 am ET
by Hammer
Long did I wander
Bereft of horrible verse
Bad Haiku is back
Haiku # 34462, February 15, 2006 9:47 am ET
by Hammer of under the bed
her style was discrete
her tight body was petite
she really liked meat

a dark tale of woe
from so many years ago
i still miss her so
Haiku # 34461, February 15, 2006 6:48 am ET
by ash
On Charles Street, Back Bay
Stylist proffered Sambuca
A quaff and coiffure
Haiku # 34460, February 14, 2006 10:30 pm ET
by Lush
Too many passwords
When soused can't recall them all
"Memento" tatoos?
Haiku # 34459, February 14, 2006 8:48 pm ET
by Lush
rockin' awesome bod
but jesus, god damn! girl,
your face is wretched
Haiku # 34458, February 14, 2006 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku poetry
That is made by Zachary
How good it does sound
***
Saint Valentine
Haiku # 34457, February 14, 2006 7:02 pm ET
by Zac H. of IL, USA
Your lawyer's no good???
You shot a man in cold blood!!!
Cheney - Where Brainy???
Haiku # 34456, February 14, 2006 6:21 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi
A monk getting drunk,
obsessed by nuns in bad puns,
can
Haiku # 34455, February 14, 2006 4:35 pm ET
by Legless
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