Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 182 Days and 77092 Haiku later...

An epoch reform
Wherein the "C" in CE
is much more common?

It's logic'ly sound,
But will accelerate the
Y10K crisis.
Haiku # 34582, February 23, 2006 3:56 pm ET
by Adam of Hollow Scene
I drove for five miles
to get dog food, then realised
I don
Haiku # 34581, February 23, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by Mad Ken
P
Haiku # 34580, February 23, 2006 1:41 pm ET
by Isbjørn of Longyearbyen
It
Haiku # 34579, February 23, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by Concise Oxford Dictionary
I suppose Baffin
Is Legal where it
Haiku # 34578, February 23, 2006 12:39 pm ET
by What is Baffin anyway?
Glaciation and
modern civilization?
They never happened!
Haiku # 34577, February 23, 2006 12:26 pm ET
by Tora-Bora Caveman of Sharia Law
Nobody told me
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.
Haiku # 34576, February 23, 2006 11:56 am ET
by Uncivilized of Baffin Island
Don
Haiku # 34575, February 23, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34574, February 23, 2006 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34573, February 23, 2006 8:16 am ET
by NULL of NULL
You
Haiku # 34572, February 23, 2006 7:31 am ET
by That
End of recent gla-
ciation; rise of modern
civilization.
Haiku # 34571, February 23, 2006 12:04 am ET
by Adam of Holocene
Quality of haiku,
seismic shocks and horny whales.
They all come in waves.
Haiku # 34570, February 22, 2006 10:08 pm ET
by Dave
this isnt even a dumb poem! it dont even ryme@
Haiku # 34569, February 22, 2006 9:24 pm ET
by bob
My angel Ashley
Is mine in every way
Yet, stolen from me
Haiku # 34568, February 22, 2006 9:23 pm ET
by Thomas
Quoteth Moe Szyslak:
"Tatum'll fustigate 'im!"
verb, beat with a club
Haiku # 34567, February 22, 2006 4:05 pm ET
by Lush
What is a Ukraine?
Whatever is a Black sea coast?
Odessa? soda water?
Haiku # 34566, February 22, 2006 1:18 pm ET
by ewolfram of NYC
The Creationists
are the stupidest people
that ever evolved.
Haiku # 34565, February 22, 2006 10:08 am ET
by Jesus, son of an arab carpenter
Could it be Australians?
Self admitted Haiku nerds
Tempting us to ask
Haiku # 34564, February 22, 2006 9:13 am ET
by Daaa I don
who is more stupid
me for writing this haiku
or you for reading
Haiku # 34563, February 22, 2006 6:36 am ET
by ash
infecting the world
like the hiv virus
dumb repetition
Haiku # 34562, February 22, 2006 6:35 am ET
by ash
If stupidity
Equals violence then US
How many gun deaths
Haiku # 34561, February 22, 2006 5:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
On this Earth of ours
Who are the stupidest?
People of us all
Haiku # 34560, February 22, 2006 5:14 am ET
by Public perception
For Americans!
Odessa is in Ukraine
On the Black sea coast
Haiku # 34559, February 22, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Christ, in Europe! Christ, buy an atlas!
75 % of
All teenagers tested in
Odessa has HIV
Haiku # 34558, February 22, 2006 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Our surfers are tough
Surf in winter when it snows
Howling gales as well
Haiku # 34557, February 22, 2006 4:31 am ET
by William. Waters the same bloody temperature anyway
He surfs off Scily
Silly sharks and Englishmen
Basking in coldness
Haiku # 34556, February 21, 2006 9:42 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
No, he didn't surf
Katsushika Hokusai
These things go in waves
Haiku # 34555, February 21, 2006 9:33 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
A circle of jerks
Engaged in a daisy chain
Crass pollination
Haiku # 34554, February 21, 2006 3:20 pm ET
by Lush
Mouth over cat
Haiku # 34553, February 21, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by Lost Boy
Starting to wake up,
I yawn, stretch and scratch my nuts.
Shit! It
Haiku # 34552, February 21, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by office troll
I hang upside down,
let the tar drain from my lungs.
I smoke far too much.
Haiku # 34551, February 21, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by gurgle bat
My coffee is cold.
I microwave it again.
My coffee is warm.
Haiku # 34550, February 21, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by perpetual java
I lay on the bed
and float up to the ceiling.
It
Haiku # 34549, February 21, 2006 1:56 pm ET
by The Urban Spaceman
How
Haiku # 34548, February 21, 2006 10:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We just had coffee
I am still in love with her
Miss my ex lover
Haiku # 34547, February 21, 2006 10:12 am ET
by She
Our sea
Haiku # 34546, February 21, 2006 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress even in a wet suit
Teetering madness
I just ignore my problems
Hope they go away
Haiku # 34545, February 21, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Who
How was I to know?
It
Haiku # 34544, February 21, 2006 9:02 am ET
by vomiting William Nippress
streams of consciousness
strange tangential communions
contagious madness

Haiku # 34543, February 21, 2006 7:34 am ET
by ash
i write about surf
using the vernacular
and you chuck that up
Haiku # 34542, February 21, 2006 7:13 am ET
by ash
Call to God
Haiku # 34541, February 21, 2006 6:26 am ET
by Every bathroom has one
i was fully sick
that looked awesome she told me
scorching right hander
Haiku # 34540, February 21, 2006 5:48 am ET
by ash
Just wait it
Haiku # 34539, February 21, 2006 5:00 am ET
by Who the hell wants a sports car when your aged 70
How am I doing?
My life, all that it could be?
Is there more than this?
Haiku # 34538, February 21, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Sometimes I just sit and think and sometimes I just sit
I spin on one foot
Just looking for a way out
It
Haiku # 34537, February 21, 2006 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Memorable haiku.
No! Funny absolutely.
And sometimes profound.
Haiku # 34536, February 21, 2006 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Defenestration.
A window onto the world,
Literally. Splat!
Haiku # 34535, February 20, 2006 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
This dyslexia
It no is matter laughing
Cure for be can found
Haiku # 34534, February 20, 2006 4:09 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Semaphore haiku
\./ _./ \. ._ - "Five more! Seven more! Five more!"
\ /
Aerobic meter
Haiku # 34533, February 20, 2006 4:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
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