Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 183 Days and 77093 Haiku later...

to temper oneself
clear mind wakes ancient soul
demons find no perch
Haiku # 41429, July 30, 2008 1:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
to those who pay their
dues to the demons one word
the cost, life of fear
Haiku # 41428, July 28, 2008 4:10 pm ET
by bs
breathe in and breathe out
what the fuck was i thinking ?
breathe in and breathe out
Haiku # 41427, July 27, 2008 7:32 am ET
by ash
your perfume and taste
then memory of forms touch
whilst sleeping on floor
Haiku # 41426, July 24, 2008 6:56 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
such an anecdote
threadbare inadequacy
my versions sweeter
Haiku # 41425, July 24, 2008 6:51 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
chirping preening bird
beak to nape and a few shakes
love becomes anger
Haiku # 41424, July 23, 2008 2:59 pm ET
by bluesky
to bitches and whores
who gives a fuck what they:
well you know so BE
Haiku # 41423, July 21, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by pay it forward - why not
so til next time babe
say, always leave em laughing
til they say goodbye
Haiku # 41422, July 21, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by big bows and shit
welcome matt below
open, say hi or even
take me through hello...



Haiku # 41421, July 21, 2008 5:38 pm ET
by gave you my address
lick icing fingers
creamy whipped supreme frosting
soon I will throw up
Haiku # 41420, July 21, 2008 4:32 pm ET
by paying the price of sugar happiness
alone with your shirt
felix in the spin cycle
could not help myself
Haiku # 41419, July 21, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
my husband at school
and at the rotary club
not unlike windmills
Haiku # 41418, July 21, 2008 11:50 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
my repetition
a browser error causes
my embarrassment
Haiku # 41417, July 21, 2008 11:43 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
red leaves falling down
spiraling in the cold sun
cause me to linger
Haiku # 41416, July 21, 2008 11:41 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
red leaves falling down
spiraling in the cold sun
cause me to linger
Haiku # 41415, July 21, 2008 11:34 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
what did you call me?
a stank whore-chasing scumbag
how long have you known?
Haiku # 41414, July 21, 2008 10:51 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
the question haunts you
what will you do when i die?
get a smelly dog
Haiku # 41413, July 21, 2008 10:47 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why did i falter?
accept my apology
wet paint on your shirt
Haiku # 41412, July 21, 2008 10:41 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
i really lost it
picnic with strangers in rain
cold wet pakoras
Haiku # 41411, July 21, 2008 10:39 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
sf, i love you
you make me laugh til i pee
puddles on the floor
Haiku # 41410, July 21, 2008 10:34 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why do you come here?
i like optional headlights
youve read the others.
Haiku # 41409, July 21, 2008 10:27 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
the sunlight broken
a single raindrop fallen
when will you return?
Haiku # 41408, July 21, 2008 10:24 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
filling the pages
why do you write such nonsense?
only you would know
Haiku # 41407, July 21, 2008 10:23 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why did you tell me?
simply say it isn't so
i cannot do that
Haiku # 41406, July 21, 2008 10:20 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
whispering to you
does the sea know your secrets?
no, but the cows do.
Haiku # 41405, July 21, 2008 10:19 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
oh pucha kuttan
when will you catch the cloth mouse?
when my fear subsides
Haiku # 41404, July 21, 2008 10:15 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
i'll check the mail now
when will you return, my love?
when youre old and grey
Haiku # 41403, July 21, 2008 10:12 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
where do the cows go?
trampling off to the sea
why aren't they cleaner?
Haiku # 41402, July 21, 2008 10:08 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
when will you love me?
when the cows truly come home
...shoveling cow dung
Haiku # 41401, July 21, 2008 10:04 am ET
by kitten of northern maine
spelling horrid things
exhorting me, i'm unhinged
beneath door i dream
Haiku # 41400, July 19, 2008 2:34 am ET
by Lush
pubic hairs galore
upon tessellated tiles
an alphabet soup
Haiku # 41399, July 19, 2008 2:32 am ET
by Lush
testicular sway
a pendulous foray
high tea anyone?
Haiku # 41398, July 19, 2008 2:30 am ET
by Lush
homicidal spree
serves malthusian notions
depopulate, hmmm...
Haiku # 41397, July 19, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Lush
deracinated
ass backward and demanding
like alex haley
Haiku # 41396, July 19, 2008 2:26 am ET
by Lush
those infernal swine
cannibalisms coming
Hunter S nailed it
Haiku # 41395, July 16, 2008 2:47 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
please, no compliments
that only encourages
more badder haiku
Haiku # 41394, July 16, 2008 3:01 am ET
by sf
a world of seekers
overpopulation and
endless pleasures..my
Haiku # 41393, July 15, 2008 2:02 pm ET
by bs...space
BennyLava is,
Very mad at me today,
Optional headlights.
Haiku # 41392, July 15, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by shelleycakes of United Kingdom
(nice one sf)

the black arts twist and
bend the soul so the mind is
slave to fear belief...
Haiku # 41391, July 15, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
a gray haired woman
in a church all by herself
as the sun goes down
Haiku # 41390, July 14, 2008 8:38 pm ET
by sf
I am told that art
begins with pain sometimes, twists
to form a pattern
Haiku # 41389, July 14, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by bs
in the process of
life, means, ways, goals, ends, place, etc
some times just show...up....
Haiku # 41388, July 14, 2008 5:36 pm ET
by help...bs...
the fear is these will
be the last words I write down
anywhere, but here
Haiku # 41387, July 14, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by bs
submission to the
decay of the world, twisted
still alive, and born
Haiku # 41386, July 14, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by bs
rotten smelly loam
oozing putrid land
opened gates to darkness
Haiku # 41385, July 13, 2008 8:56 pm ET
by badsky
lift the boats
salute the whales
sushi by lamp light
Haiku # 41384, July 13, 2008 8:45 pm ET
by Z
You are bringing steak
for lunch. What are you hoping
to have for pudding?
Haiku # 41383, July 12, 2008 6:48 am ET
by Stillinmyjimjams
try not to worry
we are all going to die
but we should live first
Haiku # 41382, July 12, 2008 5:28 am ET
by ash
there is a time of
conflict that can destroy or
bring out the best in...
Haiku # 41381, July 11, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
the freedom of drugs
a cerebellum master
bowed in silent prayer



Haiku # 41380, July 11, 2008 6:03 am ET
by sf
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