Today's Haiku is
Brought to you by the letter
'Q' and number Pi

Taco bell poem!
That is too too too funny.
Like a lot lot lot.

Taco Bell poems
Would recycle the same words
Over and over

I don't like counting.
And that includes syllables.
So why am I here?

This is robot work.
Robots writing poetry.
What a great concept.

Welcome to McD's
Here's a McPoem for you.
You want fries with that?

"Tiger not sexy!
Dangerous to go in cage!"
They yell as I run....

sixty-nine sixty-nine cool
sixty-nine sexy-nine cool cool cool
6969 wow

WHY oh Why must I
Sit next to Dick, tell me why
why why tell me why

Some gays like mousing.
Yet I prefer badgering.
Oh, those poor badgers.

No freedom is good.
It makes you want to smash them.
And bring about change.

We all hate lawyers.
Even lawyers hate lawyers.
But we elect them.

We chose those we hate.
And we let them run our lives.
Sort of like marriage.

The Government is
a piece of shit first they
try and block torrents

What a bore whats next?
No free internet porn or music
Sharers I can't think of worse

yet still oh still oh
I make this for you dear reader
Still oh still I write

Poetry oh poetry
Why do I care, oh wait, LOL
I don't give a shit

There was a hot chick.
I stared at her boobs all day.
She slapped me for it.

Dick farts ARE awesome.
Catheter bubbles make farts.
And it feels good too.

I made a dick fart.
But it was only one time.
Oh, fond memories

#YOLOSWAG
SECRETLY WE R GAY
YOU AN ME AND U

Just cause I'm bored
I Write this for you and me
Go fuck yourself now

Wait just a minute!
So "iamback" is censored.
However I'm not?!

That's just insulting!
I should be roasted alive.
And then fed to pigs.

All my poems burned.
Then put in jars of acid.
Never read again.

This site is worthless.
Hard-on pills and gross haiku.
Where's the poems at?

No moderator.
Has the website owner died?
Or she just don't care.

I ain't seen no art.
Ain't none on this here website.
Just bad comedy.

He is pure nasty.
Consumed by the nasty side.
More douche than a man.

I liked you at first,
but I see your nasty side.
Thus I must move on.

You came here for fun???
Or as you say, "enjoyment"???
What is wrong with you?!?!

Every weekend i used to pay a visit this website, for the reason that i wish for enjoyment, for the reason ceabckbdefcd

I like to fuck goats.
And I like to fuck chickens.
So I'm a pervert.

Sushi makes me crash.
I'm so tired I could die.
Die smiling and full.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty SHAT on the wall. Humpty dumpty humped the dump he took out his rump and shot a lumpy clump of hump gunk and Forrest Gump's rump and made him jump on a stump. What a grump! They were both eaten by Hannibal Lecter.

I'm headed to work.
At work I will drink coffee.
For this I get paid.

get me my coffee
my boss used to be my friend
acts like Godzilla

spring breeze
you step in front
of the speeding car

Flavorful penis.
A bit high in sodium.
And red #5.

Lonely bachelor
Eats Cheetos while watching porn
His dick is orange

What a sad, sad state.
So poetry's come to this.
I should stay offline.

Suffalupagus.
It makes the best hamburger!
That's why they're extinct.

And for thanksgiving
we're gong to have Bird Bird.
Please pass the gravy.

Anything for drugs.
I'll even snort a kitten.
And cat litter too.

Hi Mom, I made news!
Check out that whopper dildo!
Aren't you proud of me?

I heard a great song.
"Jesus Christ is My Nigga".
Yes, it's on YouTube.

Studboy cannot count.
Send his ass back to grade school.
Why am I so mean?

Las Vegas bender
spent elderly slot monsters
South point lint lizards

haiku still on fire
for you alone, I'll tell all
my voices are awesome

my haiku is on fire
from mad skills and whiskey? -- No
I blame the full moon

Self moderation
Right here is a tricky thing
Sink down and fight it

Or leave it alone
Time will tell, but for now, best
just to say goodbye

Use your turn signal!
Are you really that busy
With the radio?

You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't wipe your friends
on the back of the couch.

The time loop ends here.
You are free to have free will.
Pick that, or your nose.

I went to the zoo.
I saw some strange animals.
They weren't in cages.

Monkeys and Poodles
Michael Jackson and Hitler
It's a mad, mad world!

Tie up the poodle.
Let a monkey hump its leg.
Revenge is so sweet.

Tiger is lonely
Monkey knows it can not help
Snow plow scuba dive

So appropriate
Snuffy was such a good dog
Little leg humper

Aloha!
viagra pills online , cialis pills , viagra uk , cialis australia ,

Now pull my finger.
No, you pull my finger first.
Together on three...