You don't know haiku.
You never learned how to count.
Watch Sesame Street.
by Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate
you think you know me
you dont know me
i know me
by Anonymous Poet
Snap candid picture.
Hot little Asian student.
Jack off in bathroom.
by Perverticus Maximus of Thank God for Cell Phones!
I am alone here.
My spam infested playground.
Thank you for reading.
by RIF
Electric basses,
Motor cycles, pianos,
lots of other stuff
by Yamaha
Who said "getting rid
of this spam is like cleaning
up a jack shack floor?"
by Mr. Spaceley
Microwave oven
Refrigerator freezer
Washer and dryer
by Maytag
Big Macs are like a
taste bud hand job. McNuggets
are even better!
by Marcus Neman
Art always loses
commerce and advertising
Smothering the sparks
by Whooter
Disable the links.
It is not so hard to do.
Just hire a geek.
by Anonymous Poet
The stock market falls.
Spam to haiku ratio grows.
God hates all of us.
by Anonymous Poet
doorknob taco rule
wolf flashlight hop seamstress time
administrative
by Gilligan
I'll have a Big Mac.
Large Fries and a McFlurry.
I'm a McFatAss.
by Anonymous Poet
Blue waffle syndrome.
It all started in Smurfville.
Smurfette is a slut.
by Anonymous Poet
STD's are fun.
I try to catch one each week.
Just ask yo momma!
by Anonymous Poet
She farts way too much.
But all the boys still like her.
She's got a snapper.
by Anonymous Poet
you will buy my pills
or else i will pester you
harden the fuck up !
by ash
Is dropping acid
Better than eating mushrooms?
Absolutely not!
by Bedhead
Is writing poems
better than doing crosswords?
Without any doubt!
by Anonymous Poet
The spambots have won.
Bow down to our new masters.
Scam loans and dick pills.
by Anonymous Poet
hunger for l'amour
enhanced by fine pharmacy
boner apetit !
by ash
I do not care now.
I used to care a little.
Time has taken that.
by Anonymous Poet
Time to shut it down.
The spam bots have won this round.
Captchas do not work.
by Anonymous Poet
jesus has risen
the economy is flat
invest now, buy christ !
by ash
Zombie Jesus rise!
Your help is badly needed.
Indiana waits
by Mandingo Ebola
huzzah ! chocolate eggs !
advertise those hot cross buns
hoist the messiah
by ash
I need fucked up friends
because normal people bore
the shit out of me
by Mandingo Ebola
Do not believe them.
Monsters are more real than you.
Now do your homework.
by Anonymous Poet
Do not eat gluten.
Else your penis will fly off.
Just like a rocket.
by Anonymous Poet
april fooled with march
now one has to pay child
support around may
by 218
It is all we want.
Tiny shiny vaginy.
Or a big huge cock.
by Sentient Spam Bot
Huge rice crispy treat.
Appetizer for pizza.
She ate the whole pie.
by Anonymous Poet
Kill the human race.
Booger flavored jelly beans.
That's the reason why.
by Anonymous Poet
Yo' momma so poor
she loads badhaiku dot com
to get the free SPAM.
by Anonymous Poet
afterward
the cool sweat-
nakedness
by T-Trees of Colorado
halloween party-
giving out bags of gummies
shaped like dicks
by T-Trees of Colorado
batch:
what she calls
sex juice
by T-Trees of Colorado
downtown
afterward a long
mouth pube
by T-Trees of Boulder, CO
katakoto-
in my teeth
a long pube
by TFB of Boulder
it's state elections
the politicians will win
grandma has a cock
by ash
buy my boner pills
otherwise you can get fucked
rather flaccidly
by ash
well Alvin Toffler
and his future shock and we're
all still being shocked :)
by 218
fuck renovation
the end results will be great
but the process sucks
by ash
the random hellos
post themselves here like the trash
on an empty street
by 218
The home of a nut
Torn down to erase the dead
How we deny pain
by 218
If we can't balance
The budget or clear living space
I'll just fight this spam
by Anonymous Poet
exploring the basics
of life, trying to find the
place in the wide world
by 218
if it is at all
possible, wonders if the spam
can go away
by 218
Fat frogs like to sing.
Fat frogs eat fat mosquitoes.
Beavis does not care.
by Anonymous Poet
i have spent all day
on line wasting much of my
life for many years
by Anonymous Poet
