Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 166 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

trials and fixtures of
life, leading to a fight of
fight or flight instincts
Haiku # 52411, April 21, 2015 4:31 pm ET
by 218
some folks survive to
fill the rocking chairs of the
world, watching the woods
Haiku # 52410, April 21, 2015 4:28 pm ET
by 218
excess leads to that
boredom ennui thingy, where
people post their feelings
Haiku # 52409, April 21, 2015 4:24 pm ET
by 218
what was the Net like
in the beginning before
it became kudzu
Haiku # 52408, April 21, 2015 4:13 pm ET
by 218
i am in a phase
of my life stagnant where I
think many end up

wanting to escape
the hustle of others, their plans
man off to Walden
Haiku # 52407, April 21, 2015 4:10 pm ET
by 218
used books are a thing
seems to be harder to find
i want library

a wall of volumes
fill the empty spaces not
touched by the Net space
Haiku # 52406, April 21, 2015 4:07 pm ET
by 218
i wonder what kinds
of meaningless poetry
i can post on here
Haiku # 52405, April 21, 2015 4:04 pm ET
by 218
i am now making
observations of the jock
impatient man there
Haiku # 52404, April 21, 2015 4:01 pm ET
by 218
hyperactive sports
fan twitches with ADD
ticks next to me here

i prefer ADHD
Haiku # 52403, April 21, 2015 3:56 pm ET
by 218
Hello!
I think if you start
your haiku as I just did,
The spam bots will die!
Haiku # 52402, April 20, 2015 3:18 pm ET
by urxiledixephibic of USA
Hello!

Two gays are fucking.
The one on top says to the
one on the bottom:

I need to go piss;
While I'm gone please do not cum;
Wait for me, okay?

The one on bottom
says, of course I'll wait for you;
but please hurry back.

But when he returns
there's cum all over the place;
all over the sheets,

even on the walls,
the ceiling, the ceiling fan,
the curtains and rug.

"Hey, you said you'd wait!"
The irate top gay exclaims.
"You came without me!"

Bottom boy replies:
"No, I did not cum at all.
I farted, my love!"

Goodbye!
Haiku # 52394, April 19, 2015 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!

Vegetarian
after church anal party
enema blaster.
Haiku # 52393, April 19, 2015 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Time keeps on moving
Always does not mean all ways
Eternity now
Haiku # 52392, April 19, 2015 12:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thirty-eight percent.
Amount of spam on this site.
A sign of the times.
Haiku # 52386, April 17, 2015 5:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Are questions okay?
Are they allowed in haiku?
Do you even care?
Haiku # 52385, April 17, 2015 5:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hi Ayman
Whuz up
7b
Haiku # 52381, April 16, 2015 2:27 pm ET
by AYMAN of AYMAN RIZWAN
Hi frank
Whuz up
7B
Haiku # 52380, April 16, 2015 2:25 pm ET
by Hi Frank of Earth
Chicken falls like snow.
I eat all the fucking chickens.
Fuck you.
Haiku # 52379, April 16, 2015 9:21 am ET
by Dank Frank of the Stank
I hate statistics.
Fuck the null hypothesis.
Yo momma's a Ho.
Haiku # 52376, April 16, 2015 12:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I wish I were dead.
Well, maybe not all the way.
Just a little bit.
Haiku # 52375, April 15, 2015 3:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I cannot help you.
You will have to go elsewhere.
Find a dinosaur.
Haiku # 52374, April 15, 2015 3:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
return my kitchen
renovation is a curse
that lasts for too long
Haiku # 52373, April 15, 2015 6:59 am ET
by ash
The loud hand dryer.
You can fart or poop loudly.
None will be wiser.
Haiku # 52372, April 14, 2015 6:28 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
You don't know haiku.
You never learned how to count.
Watch Sesame Street.
Haiku # 52371, April 14, 2015 5:16 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate
you think you know me
you dont know me
i know me
Haiku # 52370, April 14, 2015 12:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snap candid picture.
Hot little Asian student.
Jack off in bathroom.
Haiku # 52363, April 11, 2015 2:46 pm ET
by Perverticus Maximus of Thank God for Cell Phones!
I am alone here.
My spam infested playground.
Thank you for reading.
Haiku # 52360, April 11, 2015 3:07 am ET
by RIF
Electric basses,
Motor cycles, pianos,
lots of other stuff
Haiku # 52359, April 11, 2015 3:03 am ET
by Yamaha
Who said "getting rid
of this spam is like cleaning
up a jack shack floor?"
Haiku # 52358, April 11, 2015 1:00 am ET
by Mr. Spaceley
Microwave oven
Refrigerator freezer
Washer and dryer
Haiku # 52357, April 11, 2015 12:21 am ET
by Maytag
Big Macs are like a
taste bud hand job. McNuggets
are even better!
Haiku # 52356, April 10, 2015 11:32 pm ET
by Marcus Neman
Art always loses
commerce and advertising
Smothering the sparks
Haiku # 52355, April 10, 2015 11:27 pm ET
by Whooter
Disable the links.
It is not so hard to do.
Just hire a geek.
Haiku # 52351, April 10, 2015 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The stock market falls.
Spam to haiku ratio grows.
God hates all of us.
Haiku # 52350, April 10, 2015 9:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
doorknob taco rule
wolf flashlight hop seamstress time
administrative
Haiku # 52344, April 9, 2015 11:40 pm ET
by Gilligan
I'll have a Big Mac.
Large Fries and a McFlurry.
I'm a McFatAss.
Haiku # 52340, April 9, 2015 1:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blue waffle syndrome.
It all started in Smurfville.
Smurfette is a slut.
Haiku # 52339, April 9, 2015 1:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
STD's are fun.
I try to catch one each week.
Just ask yo momma!
Haiku # 52338, April 9, 2015 1:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
She farts way too much.
But all the boys still like her.
She's got a snapper.
Haiku # 52337, April 9, 2015 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you will buy my pills
or else i will pester you
harden the fuck up !
Haiku # 52335, April 9, 2015 7:50 am ET
by ash
Is dropping acid
Better than eating mushrooms?
Absolutely not!
Haiku # 52329, April 7, 2015 9:01 am ET
by Bedhead
Is writing poems
better than doing crosswords?
Without any doubt!
Haiku # 52328, April 7, 2015 1:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The spambots have won.
Bow down to our new masters.
Scam loans and dick pills.

Haiku # 52326, April 6, 2015 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hunger for l'amour
enhanced by fine pharmacy
boner apetit !
Haiku # 52324, April 6, 2015 8:27 am ET
by ash
I do not care now.
I used to care a little.
Time has taken that.
Haiku # 52323, April 6, 2015 8:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Time to shut it down.
The spam bots have won this round.
Captchas do not work.
Haiku # 52320, April 5, 2015 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
jesus has risen
the economy is flat
invest now, buy christ !
Haiku # 52313, April 4, 2015 3:44 am ET
by ash
Zombie Jesus rise!
Your help is badly needed.
Indiana waits
Haiku # 52312, April 4, 2015 12:06 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
huzzah ! chocolate eggs !
advertise those hot cross buns
hoist the messiah
Haiku # 52306, April 3, 2015 7:44 am ET
by ash
I need fucked up friends
because normal people bore
the shit out of me
Haiku # 52304, April 3, 2015 12:57 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
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