Haikus do not rhyme
'cept when they really need to
so violets are blue
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
I will praise who wrote
that haiku 'bout Flat the Fish
and other flat stuff
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
Many write Haikus
about a flat fish who writes
very bad haikus
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
Lady Gaga's ass.
A fish that can write haiku.
A piece of paper.
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Things that are flat.
by Anonymous Poet
Don't drink soda pop.
Mosquitoes love CO2.
And also sugar.
by Anonymous Poet
Tobacco junkies.
Brown-stained fingers and clothing.
Let us laugh at them.
How they suck Death's dick.
White tiny smoke-spewing cock.
And they pay for it.
by Anonymous Poet
Rednecks cooking meth.
Crackheads breaking into cars.
Children at the park.
by Anonymous Poet
They are not nice men.
They ride loud motorcycles.
And they wear crosses.
by Anonymous Poet
winter is too cold
seasons are over-rated
in my opinion
by ash
Space Bar Space Bar Space
Bar Space Bar Space Bar Space Bar
Space Bar Space Bar Done
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
I like to eat things
It could be my sofa or
perhaps a lawn gnome
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
Dost thou even hoist?
To be honest with thy soul
*Sword chops off head* NAY
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
Lines from some poems
Quoth the raven, nevermore
Ga ga ga ga ga
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
Hot dogs versus fries
fries are way too thin to eat
but so are hot dogs
by Flat the fish of Atlantic Ocean
Haikus are so vague
The last verse never makes sense
I live in a box
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
Google versus bing
Bing gives you no real results
Google takes over
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku: Pointless po-
em created to repre-
sent the world and - GAAAAAAH
by Bad student of Still failing Haiku school
Open your front door.
Poetry is meaningless.
Take a step forward.
by Anonymous Poet
Here there be no twat.
Only floppy penises,
flaccid and tiny.
by R. R. Martin
I scanned my fat ass.
I put the pic on Facebook.
Now it is Assbook.
by Anonymous Poet
I like to fuck things.
It could be rubber chickens.
Perhaps a lawn gnome.
by Anonymous Poet
I like to steal things
It could be poetry or
perhaps a lawn gnome
by Eye know nut thing
Boredom settles in.
I need to steal something.
Perhaps a lawn gnome.
by Anonymous Poet
I truly hate God.
God made man, man made haiku.
Therefore I hate God.
by Hail Satan!
Overinflated
Kanye. Underinflated
footballs. Balance sought
by Rigsby K. of Texas
He tried to catch fish.
You might ask why he did this.
For the halibut.
by Anonymous Poet
Jerry is not dead.
He's hanging out with Elvis.
In Cabo Wabo.
by Anonymous Poet
The worth of my birth.
The universe is now worse.
That's the 2nd Law.
by Anonymous Poet of of above love dove glove
New Grateful Dead tour.
Jerry's corpse made a puppet.
It sounds much better.
by Darth Figpucker, of course!
Goats climbing tall trees.
Captchas on a mailbox.
Razor blades in soap.
by Anonymous Poet
Poison Ivy pus.
Crusty bloody underwear.
Swollen painful dick.
by Anonymous Poet
These words of wisdom.
Say "Horsey Teepee Soupey".
But stand on your head.
by Kindergarten Mantra Recitation Ball of Not at the park, dammit.
Are you a flounder?
Flounders am very tasty.
Yes, almighty Bob.
by Anonymous Poet
I like boxes box-
es taste good yum yum yum yum
that was delicious
by Flat the Fish of of of of of of
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by FLAT the Fish of Under the Sea
On to my Facebook
Many people are posting
Escalator vids
by FLAT the Fish of Canada
Some Haiku appears
Unrequested, undesired.
Mind bleach hold promise.
by Rigsby K. of Texas
looking for meaning
i was distracted instead
by more bad haiku
by ash
Drunken poetry
Like drawing on snow with piss
Messy and stupid
by Anonymous Poet
There's nothing to say.
That's why the useless nonsense.
It's time to take drugs.
by Anonymous Poet
Are aliens here?
Must be better things to do
than hang out on earth.
by Anonymous Poet
I am addicted.
To reality TV.
Oprah will not help.
by Anonymous Poet
It was a nice week.
Spambots are back in full force.
Cyber task force fail.
by Anonymous Poet
Commas can get fucked.
Language lives like modest muse.
Regret your abuse
by Anonymous Poet
Get it over with.
Admit you have a problem.
Put it on T.V.
by Reality Bites
My pregnant mistress.
Your pet blue-ringed octopus.
It is a fair trade.
by Anonymous Poet
how i love this site
the insight is outta sight
hidden meaningful
by ash
I knew a Dong once.
So beautiful and timid.
She can't leave China
by I no nut thing
Dare you right the dong?
The dong is made of wood AND
you might get splinters.
by ...in yo booty!
The flautist's flatus
flatly flew flamboyantly,
flapping flabby ass.
Flimsy flip-flops flap
and slap the tarmac whack,
like a booty smack.
This is such high art.
You get high and munch and fart.
Your brain blown apart.
by iamback's gay lover in R2D2 costume with glory hole. of Penn State Lockerroom
