behold my squirrel
sedated hate metaphor
come on back for more
by ME
But a well-paid skank!
Still all the Johnnies want me.
Although old and worn.
by DF
kretek tooth packing
eases my pain really well
but tastes fucking vile
by ash
Your life decision
Is changing from whore to skank
Congratulations
by Anonymous Poet
From whore to madam.
I'm making a huge life change.
And damn it pays good!
by DF
i note the tremors
subconscious volcanism
threatens to erupt
by ash
why am I so sad?
because I'm not happy like
I think I should be
by the big kahuna
There are too many
chickens in this world for one
man alone to fuck.
by df
Yes I'm back, but I
See vacation in bondage
This is real torture
by ronin
Holding my poop in
For five long days and long nights
Clog my friends bathroom
by Anonymous Poet
made it justin time
canada oh canada
trudeau or true d'oh ?
by ash
output of impulse
no thinking involved at all
easier this way
by Anonymous Poet
goodbye my molar
farewell old tooth thirty-five
not without a fight
by ash
Stupid fucking spam
Go get fucked roughly by a
Pig covered in shit
by Fucking shit of Goddammit
We need to get back
to the time we fucked chickens
instead of this shit.
Here's my video of me fucking a bunch of chickens on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo
by DF of The hills of Tennessee or the praries of Oklahoma.
Fuck all these spammers
Fuck you reading this haiku
Fuck everyone
by Goddammit of Fucking shit
VW, Audi i Skoda to sa motoryzacyjne smieci. Zreszta teraz bankrutuja po ujamnieniu ich dzialalnosci
poby gytre of hgf
All the sexies poop
Even the hot ones as well
All the good girls poop
by YoZillDropItHard of Canadurr
Bad farts smell cheese like
Chef smells my dick cheeses too
Not very happy
by YoZillDropItHard of Canadurr
Being a midget
Would suck a ton of big dicks
Easy to reach though
by Anonymous Poet
Vast feelings
Of homo-erotic
Nipple clamps
by Anonymous Poet
what's that brief buzzing ?
hark the lonely homophobe
project and deny...
by ash
fleet moronism
replete with bastard vision
Stifle it, Edith
by Lush
Internet hoodlum
Repeating the the same old shit
He's bored with himself
by Anonymous Poet of 925ewsulfe
Lobster love
Lobster sea pussy
Lobster shit
by Anonymous Poet
brace your tender hearts
tonight we storm the castle
wearing lobster suits
by Mandingo Ebola
Fuck Halloween
Give out chocolate laxatives
Fuck little kids too
by Hateful asshole of Mahoning Street
my obsession is
talking rodents in space ships
they could be my friends
by Mandingo Ebola
Your obsession is
Homosexuality
Please get over it
by Anonymous Poet
Having bad day, huh?
Make fun of clowns, they get paid
For their awful lives
by Anonymous Poet
Eat beans on a boat.
Raft and fart are anagrams.
The catfish don't mind.
by The Ghost of Huck Finn's Ass
wash your dirty hands
rinse away your filthy day
never getting clean
by $en$e
That last haiku was
Sad as a fucking gay clown
Holy depression.
by Anonymous Poet
post here over and
over till you become the one
voice who posts stuff here
by roninxxx
Jerk off in steak house
Upset the hibachi chef
He no like my meat
by Anonymous Poet
I sport the pants tent
My boner has the fury
Third related thing
by HamBoneStone of the vagina of Jonah's Whale
I sport the pants tent
My boner has the fury
Third related thing
by HamBoneStone of the vagina of Jonah's Whale
more than ten years gone
awful as anything good
five seven five
by bashomatique of Lisbon NH
What coincidence?
Time will fuck you upside down
Lather, rinse, repeat
by Vacation of my anus
We accept defeat
Goober sledgehammer spammer
Where the fuck are you
by Shame of the same
Now that you found us
Instead of your heart and mind
Open your asshole
by Florida man of Florida
found a haiku site
my heart and mind opened to
viagara posts
by Boo of Radley
The ultimate poem:
It is so profound.
There is nothing left to say.
My life is complete.
I'll now retire.
And go live on a small farm.
Fucking pigs and goats.
by Darth Figpucker
You are a dumb fool
My mother is Ursula
All hail the sea witch!
by Bagtagula the foul of At the bottom of the sea
Cool tenticle porn
Because squids have eight long cocks
Inside of your mom
by Anonymous Poet
You've met my mother.
You're implying your palm stinks.
Don't jack off so much.
by DF
Got to know your mom
Her farts are like nerve gas bomb
Better than my palm
by Rhyming Dictionary of Them old fashioned things called libraries
Did Jesus spray poop
when he had died on the cross?
Bloody holy shit!
by Good taste limbo dance: How low can we go? of Paris France
I'm not shocked by cock.
Door-busting twat would amaze.
Wife material!
by Anonymous Poet
News paper headline:
A house that was locked
Bust open with rock hard cock
Family left shocked
by Anonymous Poet
