I WILL NEVER STOP!
I VOW to DESTROY you ALL!
(ok. I'll stop now)
by Meek and Mild Littul Child of Holy Immaculate Co-Redemptrix Mary
You write one of them:
It's like drinking just one beer
(impossible thought)
by Easter Bunny's Slavering Blood-Drenched Fangs of Haiku Horror
Hey Amurica:
Go to church then go shopping
Don't THINK too HARD (bitch)
by Meek and Mild Littul Child of Burning Fire of Dread Jehovah
Lord I can't stop
I need more and more Haiku
Keep it coming girl
by Ooooh ahhh Ohh yea yea UNGH of Ecstatic Stupor
Lol this shits hilarious
by Exactly Mommas Navel of WOW OH MY! I SPY A SPY
Cute pastel nonsense
Sugar chicks in plastic grass
Kiss my Easter ass
by Restoration of All Things or nothing of Nihilism
Whoops--almost forgot:
It's Easter Sunday again.
Where's my blood of Christ?
by All Power and Dominion in This World and That to Come
In Haight-Ashbury
Unlovely truth was beheld:
Speed freaks and burn-outs.
by Freako Frisco Sicko of 1967
New Age "light" ain't shit.
It's fake. Luciferian.
Luci-Lite. Get it?
by Oneness of All Aligns the Chakras of the Collective Christ-spirit of Impending Aquarian Earth-changes etc.
It's time to partake
in the Pagan rites of solstice.
Praise be to Jesus!
Rabbits, eggs, and stuff.
Chocolate fertility dance.
Hmmm... do you think that
Jesus ever danced the
Hava Nagila?
Praise be His Holy Name.
(Since we're departing from 5-7-5.)
by TTGFP
No, I've been
contemplating
yo' momma's navel.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
It appears you've been
Contemplating your navel
Look me in the eyes
by I him of Apparition
the love n light is within sight feelings of the truth spirit within allowing love and light to begin
by Not As Worried as You Think of Originality
Dear Lord, save my soul.
What's with all this hippies shite?
Haight and Ashbury.
Grateful to be dead.
Do not mess with Major Tom.
Old Junkie's advice.
by Heed.
and the earth mother said love b
by True Herstory of My Milk
My love wasn't appreciated for its pure essence so I left without leaving a message
by TRULY LOVD YOU of NO MORE CHAIN OF FOOLS..this one broke away early.
Night of peaceful native chants. Some sons keep their word and the melody is beautiful to mine ears. Return unto me my love...I wept and still do. Yet I shine as the drum beats...I AM ALIVE sons...
by RETURNUNTOME of LOSERS HAV TO CHEAT>>ORIGINAL MOTHER IS NATURAL AND HAS NO NEED TO REPLICA FOR SHE IS EVE..
Step One: you forgive
Step Two: they forgive you too
Step Three: I don't know
by Ben
Love is agony
Which can occasionally
Be pleasurable
by MANMOTH
Wings swollen with blood
Colors imagination
Ritual begins
by MONARCH
Not sure if I want
To escape or find myself
Quite a dilemma
by Anomalous Poet
Sun sure seems happy
For a raging fusion power
Plasma inferno
by Anomalous Poet
Crickets chirp listen
Simple insects perform well
Celebrating life
by Anomalous Poet
When light shines brightly
Total darkness disappears
Takes much energy
by Anomalous Poet
The anxiety
Is payback for wasted time
Wake or decompose
by Anomalous Poet
Birth canal opens
Mother screams torture of love
Better make her proud
by Anomalous Poet
Hell basement spiders
Blood gangbang spiritual puke
Death birth second chance
by Anomalous Poet
Who got the sandals?
There's still some wear left in those
Jesus got big feet
by Size hello there
Grandpa loved wild birds
They perched on his stiff penis
Until it went limp
by Bad Seed
They had hankerings
They were first cousins. So what?
Nothing wrong with that
by Urges
Christ's resurrection --
still, Darth's thinkin' with his dick.
Some things never change . . .
by Who is that TTGFP ? of I wanted to thank her/him
Approximately
Give or take a few inches
You got a small one
by Ruler of the world
Look at it this way
Haiku keeps your mind active
A worthwhile pastime
by William Nippress
Hippopotamus
Pygmy Hippopotamus
Which one makes more poop?
by Quiz
one day you will see
Haiku is a waste of time
Masturbate instead
by Former poet of Washing hands
Crusty bloody scabs
Keep them as souvenirs
To remember me
by Exududent debris
Go ahead, eat ham.
It keeps the Muslims away.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
The Pagan puff-ball
bearing psychedelic eggs.
Praise be to Jesus!
Spoiled little brats
on quests for tie-dye ova.
Praise be to Jesus!
Little do they know
they had better find Jesus!
Praise His Holy Name!
by TTGFP
The Easter Bunny
will not save your wretched soul.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
The Easter Bunny
did not roll away a rock.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
The Easter Bunny
is not real, but Jesus is!
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess of Ah, but then it's hard to find a marshmallow filled chocolate Jesus on the Cross, now isn't it.
Marie Antoinette
Stopped sucking my dick one day
Never found out why
by End of The world
Get down on your knees
Pray.. Stand up..Pray. Stand up. Pray.
Stand up. Pray. Stand up
by Stan D. Upanishad of No toucha da mushrooms
Due to drain problem,
Goddess had to call plumber.
Man fixed it for her.
by Goddess needs a Babysitter or next Weekend
You have overused
That old John-Boy Walton shtick.
Find some new content.
by Goodnight, Haiku of Harmonica Melody
John Boy Walton's Mole
Looking forward to baked ham
With all the fixings
by God is Good of Walton's Mountain
A block of sharp cheese
Distinct tang reminiscent
Of Grandfather's taint
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
The monster rattles
the bars of his cage for now.
Jesus help us all!
by TTGFP
Just ate "Food for The Gods" pastry.
Overrated.
Glad I'll burn in hell.... Okay, back to vacation.
by Anonymous Poet
He followed the rules
Only beat off in his room
Drowned in the spew
by Noticer of Details
