Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 180 Days and 77087 Haiku later...

Scared Geometry
Bermuda Triangle cunt
Retracted penis
Haiku # 64133, April 22, 2019 5:14 pm ET
by Identity Protracted of Witness Protraction Program
This new poetess
Like the Donna Jean Godchaux
Of haiku poets
Haiku # 64132, April 22, 2019 4:32 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Care for a wind dance?
Yes, I'm wearing silk panties
Stick your face right there
Haiku # 64131, April 22, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Just ate a can of beans of B M
Your dull ranting spew
Does not qualify as verse
Or even garbage...
Haiku # 64130, April 22, 2019 4:26 pm ET
by Your Urgent Need of Poetic Kaopectate
Okay but at least admit were getting Haiku popping dang wang lang sang chang dingalingalang
Haiku # 64129, April 22, 2019 4:16 pm ET
by You Rang? of 5-7-5 syllables not this time chill are doing fine
Sacred geometry he was able to see when he mated with me the very reason why I withdrew and hide so much for all to view now free at last I get to rejoice no longer pushed to make a choice and now I get to use my voice
Haiku # 64128, April 22, 2019 4:13 pm ET
by I Love Freely of Dances With Silk Garments in the Winds
Maniacal laugh
But where is it coming from?
My funny boner
Haiku # 64127, April 22, 2019 4:02 pm ET
by Laughter of Best Medicine
Run a bit faster
They saw you sneak out the back
Men in the white coats
Haiku # 64126, April 22, 2019 3:59 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Lol smiles and laughs..its funny that when holding onto anger and strife you cry but when you release and let go you hear your heart laugh and then you can truly enjoy running through the grass
Haiku # 64125, April 22, 2019 3:52 pm ET
by True Tree Of Life of Everywhere Universal Galaxies
TTGFP
must also be Figpucker.
Or his own angel...
Haiku # 64124, April 22, 2019 2:23 pm ET
by That other one who rants while ignoring Haiku form can go to H3[[
The Mass Betrayal
People got records and tapes
And they never paid
Haiku # 64123, April 22, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Columbia House of Lights on. Nobody home.
Moisture on his head
Fingering scalp. Looking up
Birds pooping, laughing
Haiku # 64122, April 22, 2019 2:04 pm ET
by A sign of Good Luck
Insects buzzing loud
Upon closer inspection
Fly out of your cunt
Haiku # 64121, April 22, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Spring has sprung of Walled in pond
Insects fly freely
Crescent moon adapts to all
Menace of the end
Haiku # 64120, April 22, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by MANMOTH
Bird flies silently
Mirror lake overcome with joy
Insects fly quiet
Haiku # 64119, April 22, 2019 1:32 pm ET
by MONARCH
Strangers of balance
Purest bliss inside my mind
Branches sprout sudden
Haiku # 64118, April 22, 2019 1:30 pm ET
by Tree of Life
I heard that at the
Bottom of the rabbit hole
There are tasty snacks
Haiku # 64117, April 22, 2019 1:28 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
I knew a stripper
She could crack whole peanut shells
Using cunt muscles
Haiku # 64116, April 22, 2019 1:02 pm ET
by Mr. Peenut of Looking through monocle
After reading that
They never did feel the need
To buy Nutella
Haiku # 64115, April 22, 2019 12:51 pm ET
by Rural Guido
Despite her intent
Putting fingers in my ass
Only made me fart
Haiku # 64114, April 22, 2019 12:44 pm ET
by Bridges of Madison County
She is a beautiful moon beam...just lost expressions of love due to mass betrayal. Smiles of the children and nature from the heart. It's not him...well good cause this is me. Old historical memories unfold as I was crushed to rediscover all of the lies that were told. So I decided to take the essence of pure love and start again. On my own putting battles to an end.
Haiku # 64113, April 22, 2019 11:44 am ET
by Restart of AsherahANU
It made me angry
I waited for the hooker
And she never showed
Haiku # 64112, April 22, 2019 10:59 am ET
by Bottom of The pecking order
beautiful rays of sun
when things come to an end life has just begun
Haiku # 64111, April 22, 2019 9:47 am ET
by New Life of Best Wishes
I dreamt I was old
I was eating a pussy
And my teeth fell in
Haiku # 64110, April 22, 2019 9:25 am ET
by Not of This Earth
No, it is not him.
I think it's all Funtcart Funt.
Maybe a troll guild.
Haiku # 64109, April 22, 2019 5:49 am ET
by TTGFP
If it's about shit
Then you know it must be Darth.
The rest? It's unclear...
Haiku # 64108, April 22, 2019 5:43 am ET
by Schizoanalysis of Haiku
It's all VHS.
He's the only one on here.
You know, like Sybil.

You think you're not him.
You're one of his personae.
but then, so am I.
Haiku # 64107, April 22, 2019 3:17 am ET
by TTGFP of The monster soon returns.
sings strings tones stay the fuck up out my phone...dont u have any business of your own or someone else to try and clone?
Haiku # 64106, April 22, 2019 2:02 am ET
by To Test Tube Sally of Not Today Dark Alley
Turned over rocks
Coffee ground diarrhea
Sayonara, pants
Haiku # 64105, April 22, 2019 1:29 am ET
by Chateau du Fudge
Parallel parking
The driving instructor coughs
Unbuttons his pants
Haiku # 64104, April 22, 2019 1:25 am ET
by Pedestrian of Sidewalk
Welp debet debet debet thats all folks lalalalalalaaaaahhh!
Haiku # 64103, April 21, 2019 10:01 pm ET
by From my tunes be Looney of Eat Me Bitch
Throbbing clitoris
Released from your teasing teeth
See you next week. Darth
Haiku # 64102, April 21, 2019 9:38 pm ET
by Boo
On some real shit tho...alot of this shits funny
Haiku # 64101, April 21, 2019 9:29 pm ET
by When she's not mad and gets over it of Is that possible?
Thinking that she's jealous of you what a fluke this is about principals and morality one real reason why she got pissed enough to look
Haiku # 64100, April 21, 2019 9:27 pm ET
by Reading My New Book of Details of the Torn Rose with the Thorn
Oh me oh my I accidentally stabbed out my cats eye
I caught it spying while I tried
Haiku # 64099, April 21, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Lost Stone of Life Goes On
Wow was a relief the dosages game dodged the shit out of some balls with the indian chief
Haiku # 64098, April 21, 2019 9:23 pm ET
by Cree Drum of Native Tongue
This is Starkitten
Who's the crazy new poet?
Is it VHS?
Haiku # 64097, April 21, 2019 6:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is one poet
with four "personalities"
writing these haiku.
Haiku # 64096, April 21, 2019 6:23 pm ET
by TTGFP
Take your bath salts now
Crazy Florida swamp gas
Got you all worked up
Haiku # 64095, April 21, 2019 2:21 pm ET
by U crazy
its obvious thats a lie and Im not doing haiku for u not following the rules but its nice to know u stalk this too
Haiku # 64094, April 21, 2019 2:12 pm ET
by Mr. Deez of Florida
It is obvious
No one wants your chalupa
Have some self respect
Haiku # 64093, April 21, 2019 1:55 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Something wrong with you
Count syllables for haiku
Your haiku is poo
Haiku # 64092, April 21, 2019 1:53 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
damn...if this is what it makes me feel like...then damn i sigh...asking wtf for and why"
Haiku # 64091, April 21, 2019 1:41 pm ET
by Cherry pie of Still Freshly Baked after 38
Jinn jinn jinn jinn jinn
Juzzwuzard juzz juzzwuzard
Buzzoo bub zaboo
Haiku # 64090, April 21, 2019 1:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
the ham is been tainted injected and inflated thats why the true people reject it and thank me later
Haiku # 64089, April 21, 2019 1:24 pm ET
by Mary had a a mighty calf of The exorcist
It doesn't matter who it fucks only low level females truly gives two fucks. Its not about the for me so he enters the swine often so fluently then the swine forgets he soon drowns them into the seas so carelessly laughing and mocking at the judas and her silver with her stains of much infidelity
Haiku # 64088, April 21, 2019 1:22 pm ET
by Scoffs Loudly of Who gives a crap
Calming pink hue
Formidable buttocks slap
He's fucking the sow

Ritually unclean
He wanted ham for Easter
With no middle man

Same with religion
Just wanted to meet Jesus
In a dark alley
Haiku # 64087, April 21, 2019 12:31 pm ET
by Hammy Shankar
U hava menses
U no touch a da mushrooms
Now let me grope you
Haiku # 64086, April 21, 2019 12:18 pm ET
by Rural Guido
I've just four inches
But it becomes eight inches
If you suck it twice
Haiku # 64085, April 21, 2019 12:00 pm ET
by The Winter of Our discontent
Hissi pissie had a fit. Hissie pissie wasn't legit...Hissie pissie was fraudulent. Stabbed her people in the back. Then cried wolf when they found out and began to react. Bitch es be setting nigggaz up. For fame and names they don give a fuck? Keri Hilson said it best...such jealousy can be a mess. Now I don't truly care to fuss and fight. I try my best with all my might. But hurting my babies isn't right. You tried possession of my vessels with all your might. But they fell to and washed away when u chopped the true vine carelesly. Why didn't u just let me be?
Haiku # 64084, April 21, 2019 11:21 am ET
by The nerve of such the fuckery of Oxygen to your very tree...
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