Take your bath salts now
Crazy Florida swamp gas
Got you all worked up

its obvious thats a lie and Im not doing haiku for u not following the rules but its nice to know u stalk this too

It is obvious
No one wants your chalupa
Have some self respect

Something wrong with you
Count syllables for haiku
Your haiku is poo

damn...if this is what it makes me feel like...then damn i sigh...asking wtf for and why"

Jinn jinn jinn jinn jinn
Juzzwuzard juzz juzzwuzard
Buzzoo bub zaboo

the ham is been tainted injected and inflated thats why the true people reject it and thank me later

It doesn't matter who it fucks only low level females truly gives two fucks. Its not about the for me so he enters the swine often so fluently then the swine forgets he soon drowns them into the seas so carelessly laughing and mocking at the judas and her silver with her stains of much infidelity

Calming pink hue
Formidable buttocks slap
He's fucking the sow

Ritually unclean
He wanted ham for Easter
With no middle man

Same with religion
Just wanted to meet Jesus
In a dark alley

U hava menses
U no touch a da mushrooms
Now let me grope you

I've just four inches
But it becomes eight inches
If you suck it twice

Hissi pissie had a fit. Hissie pissie wasn't legit...Hissie pissie was fraudulent. Stabbed her people in the back. Then cried wolf when they found out and began to react. Bitch es be setting nigggaz up. For fame and names they don give a fuck? Keri Hilson said it best...such jealousy can be a mess. Now I don't truly care to fuss and fight. I try my best with all my might. But hurting my babies isn't right. You tried possession of my vessels with all your might. But they fell to and washed away when u chopped the true vine carelesly. Why didn't u just let me be?

My dick is so small
How small is it you may ask
None of your business

I WILL NEVER STOP!
I VOW to DESTROY you ALL!
(ok. I'll stop now)

You write one of them:
It's like drinking just one beer
(impossible thought)

Hey Amurica:
Go to church then go shopping
Don't THINK too HARD (bitch)

Lord I can't stop
I need more and more Haiku
Keep it coming girl

Lol this shits hilarious

Cute pastel nonsense
Sugar chicks in plastic grass
Kiss my Easter ass

Whoops--almost forgot:
It's Easter Sunday again.
Where's my blood of Christ?

In Haight-Ashbury
Unlovely truth was beheld:
Speed freaks and burn-outs.

New Age "light" ain't shit.
It's fake. Luciferian.
Luci-Lite. Get it?

It's time to partake
in the Pagan rites of solstice.
Praise be to Jesus!

Rabbits, eggs, and stuff.
Chocolate fertility dance.
Hmmm... do you think that

Jesus ever danced the
Hava Nagila?

Praise be His Holy Name.
(Since we're departing from 5-7-5.)

No, I've been
contemplating
yo' momma's navel.

Praise be to Jesus!

It appears you've been
Contemplating your navel
Look me in the eyes

the love n light is within sight feelings of the truth spirit within allowing love and light to begin

Dear Lord, save my soul.
What's with all this hippies shite?
Haight and Ashbury.

Grateful to be dead.
Do not mess with Major Tom.
Old Junkie's advice.

and the earth mother said love b

My love wasn't appreciated for its pure essence so I left without leaving a message

Night of peaceful native chants. Some sons keep their word and the melody is beautiful to mine ears. Return unto me my love...I wept and still do. Yet I shine as the drum beats...I AM ALIVE sons...

Step One: you forgive
Step Two: they forgive you too
Step Three: I don't know

Love is agony
Which can occasionally
Be pleasurable

Wings swollen with blood
Colors imagination
Ritual begins

Not sure if I want
To escape or find myself
Quite a dilemma

Sun sure seems happy
For a raging fusion power
Plasma inferno

Crickets chirp listen
Simple insects perform well
Celebrating life

When light shines brightly
Total darkness disappears
Takes much energy

The anxiety
Is payback for wasted time
Wake or decompose

Birth canal opens
Mother screams torture of love
Better make her proud

Hell basement spiders
Blood gangbang spiritual puke
Death birth second chance

Who got the sandals?
There's still some wear left in those
Jesus got big feet

Grandpa loved wild birds
They perched on his stiff penis
Until it went limp

They had hankerings
They were first cousins. So what?
Nothing wrong with that

Christ's resurrection --
still, Darth's thinkin' with his dick.
Some things never change . . .

Approximately
Give or take a few inches
You got a small one

Look at it this way
Haiku keeps your mind active
A worthwhile pastime

Hippopotamus
Pygmy Hippopotamus
Which one makes more poop?

one day you will see
Haiku is a waste of time
Masturbate instead

Crusty bloody scabs
Keep them as souvenirs
To remember me

Go ahead, eat ham.
It keeps the Muslims away.
Praise be to Jesus!