Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 181 Days and 77087 Haiku later...

It was amusing
Seeing Parisians crying
As jesus burned down
Haiku # 64157, April 22, 2019 10:09 pm ET
by At the foot of Your bed
You get extra points
if the poet happens to
be a "slam" poet.
Haiku # 64156, April 22, 2019 10:06 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Here's your assignment:
At the poetry reading
take out your switchblade.

Wear a bomber vest.
Cut out the first poet's eyes.
Puncture his eardrums.

Cut of both his hands.
So he'll never write again.
Cut off his balls too.

You know, just for fun.
Leave him bleeding on the stage.
Demand a coffee.

Add sugar and cream.
Enjoy the coffee and moans
of his agony.

Then go on outside.
Detonate your bomber vest.
That's performance art.
Haiku # 64155, April 22, 2019 9:59 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
The bad one might be
VHS off of his meds
Lurking there unknown...
Haiku # 64154, April 22, 2019 9:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let your hatred flow.
Suicide bomb a day care.
Or write a poem.

It is all the same.
In the end we're all just shit.
Worthless rotting cunts.
Haiku # 64153, April 22, 2019 9:50 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Amusing anger.
Internet verbiage battles.
Petty little nerds.
Haiku # 64152, April 22, 2019 9:45 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
You wanna come up against me?
Thats fin u must need the money
Pinnochio made as bitch
Haiku # 64151, April 22, 2019 8:15 pm ET
by Here I Am... of Naw tho u back not even worth the argument
You Lose...
No matter which way u come
You always have ben a sore loser
Oh and let not the plastic made bitches come oh lol for u are mad of not even clay but just filled with a baggy full of cum
Haiku # 64150, April 22, 2019 8:13 pm ET
by Bitch Are U Dumb of Powerful Poet
I HEAR THE CHAINS FALLING!
Haiku # 64149, April 22, 2019 8:12 pm ET
by Power of the Glory of the True ANU of To DO RIGHT!
That new age poet
The familiar whining tone
Could be vhs
Haiku # 64148, April 22, 2019 7:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Figpucker is it!
You are the new age poet
What ya been drinking?
Haiku # 64147, April 22, 2019 7:54 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
The cunt of Jesus,
infected and dripping pus,
will not save your soul

You can eat that meat,
blood dripping from the corners,
of your smiling mouth.

Your pass to heaven.
Your golden shower ticket.
Your sins forgotten.

Blow torches, vice grips,
pain enhancing stimulants.
Amateur Pilate.

Marilyn Manson
has the corpse of Jesus Christ
in his basement lair.

Torture continues.
His clones made into sex slaves.
Eat the Flesh and Blood.

Your soul still festers.
Your sins piled up, eyeball deep.
You'll never be free.
Haiku # 64146, April 22, 2019 7:49 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Useless is one hot wins just because her fake creativity doesn't truly come from the divine...

see Useless isn't the tree of old because she was wise enough not to allow her pussy to get old

the virgin may have sparked much laughter but the tightness of her trees keep her young in laughter

tap tap tap I'd tap back but sour bitches seem not to like it when the virgin snaps back
Haiku # 64145, April 22, 2019 7:26 pm ET
by Laughing Pleasantly of Is the Old Ass Tree that Managd to hold onto somehow her virginity
Tap tap I'd tap that
Tap tap I'd tap that tap tap
Tap tap I'd tap that
Haiku # 64144, April 22, 2019 6:35 pm ET
by Woodpecker of On high AF
Woodpeckers don't whine
About useless ex lovers
Sappy nature talk
Haiku # 64143, April 22, 2019 6:33 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Woodpecker on high
Prehistoric telegraph
Haiku carved in tree
Haiku # 64142, April 22, 2019 6:20 pm ET
by High AF
I'll tell you one thing
You need your head examined
Pull it from your bum
Haiku # 64141, April 22, 2019 6:16 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Listening to the rain songs of birds still mystic love as the blue bird sang
Haiku # 64140, April 22, 2019 5:48 pm ET
by Fly Eagle Soar of Split Personalities of Lov
I pissed of my love my favorite penis oh well too bad he fuckd over true Venus so I sent his ass back where he like to roam and returned to my untainted moon my lovely moon mean all my own with a drama free and very happy zone
Haiku # 64139, April 22, 2019 5:46 pm ET
by STHEEFUCKUP of NOONECARESDAYUMBITCH! NOWWHONEEDSTOGETALIFE!
At least Donna Jean could sing and had her own lyrics and didn't need to plagiarize a damn thing...Rock On Donna jean you probably found out the phonies didn't mean a thing
Haiku # 64138, April 22, 2019 5:41 pm ET
by Donna Jean Queen of No You Cant Fucking Eat My Jelly Bean
Lift the hopes of forever freedom and love as w free the dove
Haiku # 64137, April 22, 2019 5:32 pm ET
by Love Light Life Smile of My Heart New Start
waves of freedom and guiding light hearts that shine severely bright all united someday made right hope for all children in my sight
Haiku # 64136, April 22, 2019 5:26 pm ET
by Happiness Doesn't Bother With Old Past Baggage of Truth Is My Passion
Golden Promises and Makers the Property no longer belongs to your bankers so lets see how u dance now once they cut you from their strings you clowns
Haiku # 64135, April 22, 2019 5:23 pm ET
by Dancing Monkey Idiot Black Girls Plastic Faces of WE ARE NOT THE SAME
beautiful peaceful breezes as the lilies show but my lavender lily within me glows of blue hearts reawaken
Haiku # 64134, April 22, 2019 5:19 pm ET
by Peace Within of Glowing light
Scared Geometry
Bermuda Triangle cunt
Retracted penis
Haiku # 64133, April 22, 2019 5:14 pm ET
by Identity Protracted of Witness Protraction Program
This new poetess
Like the Donna Jean Godchaux
Of haiku poets
Haiku # 64132, April 22, 2019 4:32 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Care for a wind dance?
Yes, I'm wearing silk panties
Stick your face right there
Haiku # 64131, April 22, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Just ate a can of beans of B M
Your dull ranting spew
Does not qualify as verse
Or even garbage...
Haiku # 64130, April 22, 2019 4:26 pm ET
by Your Urgent Need of Poetic Kaopectate
Okay but at least admit were getting Haiku popping dang wang lang sang chang dingalingalang
Haiku # 64129, April 22, 2019 4:16 pm ET
by You Rang? of 5-7-5 syllables not this time chill are doing fine
Sacred geometry he was able to see when he mated with me the very reason why I withdrew and hide so much for all to view now free at last I get to rejoice no longer pushed to make a choice and now I get to use my voice
Haiku # 64128, April 22, 2019 4:13 pm ET
by I Love Freely of Dances With Silk Garments in the Winds
Maniacal laugh
But where is it coming from?
My funny boner
Haiku # 64127, April 22, 2019 4:02 pm ET
by Laughter of Best Medicine
Run a bit faster
They saw you sneak out the back
Men in the white coats
Haiku # 64126, April 22, 2019 3:59 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Lol smiles and laughs..its funny that when holding onto anger and strife you cry but when you release and let go you hear your heart laugh and then you can truly enjoy running through the grass
Haiku # 64125, April 22, 2019 3:52 pm ET
by True Tree Of Life of Everywhere Universal Galaxies
TTGFP
must also be Figpucker.
Or his own angel...
Haiku # 64124, April 22, 2019 2:23 pm ET
by That other one who rants while ignoring Haiku form can go to H3[[
The Mass Betrayal
People got records and tapes
And they never paid
Haiku # 64123, April 22, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Columbia House of Lights on. Nobody home.
Moisture on his head
Fingering scalp. Looking up
Birds pooping, laughing
Haiku # 64122, April 22, 2019 2:04 pm ET
by A sign of Good Luck
Insects buzzing loud
Upon closer inspection
Fly out of your cunt
Haiku # 64121, April 22, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Spring has sprung of Walled in pond
Insects fly freely
Crescent moon adapts to all
Menace of the end
Haiku # 64120, April 22, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by MANMOTH
Bird flies silently
Mirror lake overcome with joy
Insects fly quiet
Haiku # 64119, April 22, 2019 1:32 pm ET
by MONARCH
Strangers of balance
Purest bliss inside my mind
Branches sprout sudden
Haiku # 64118, April 22, 2019 1:30 pm ET
by Tree of Life
I heard that at the
Bottom of the rabbit hole
There are tasty snacks
Haiku # 64117, April 22, 2019 1:28 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
I knew a stripper
She could crack whole peanut shells
Using cunt muscles
Haiku # 64116, April 22, 2019 1:02 pm ET
by Mr. Peenut of Looking through monocle
After reading that
They never did feel the need
To buy Nutella
Haiku # 64115, April 22, 2019 12:51 pm ET
by Rural Guido
Despite her intent
Putting fingers in my ass
Only made me fart
Haiku # 64114, April 22, 2019 12:44 pm ET
by Bridges of Madison County
She is a beautiful moon beam...just lost expressions of love due to mass betrayal. Smiles of the children and nature from the heart. It's not him...well good cause this is me. Old historical memories unfold as I was crushed to rediscover all of the lies that were told. So I decided to take the essence of pure love and start again. On my own putting battles to an end.
Haiku # 64113, April 22, 2019 11:44 am ET
by Restart of AsherahANU
It made me angry
I waited for the hooker
And she never showed
Haiku # 64112, April 22, 2019 10:59 am ET
by Bottom of The pecking order
beautiful rays of sun
when things come to an end life has just begun
Haiku # 64111, April 22, 2019 9:47 am ET
by New Life of Best Wishes
I dreamt I was old
I was eating a pussy
And my teeth fell in
Haiku # 64110, April 22, 2019 9:25 am ET
by Not of This Earth
No, it is not him.
I think it's all Funtcart Funt.
Maybe a troll guild.
Haiku # 64109, April 22, 2019 5:49 am ET
by TTGFP
If it's about shit
Then you know it must be Darth.
The rest? It's unclear...
Haiku # 64108, April 22, 2019 5:43 am ET
by Schizoanalysis of Haiku
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