White Goddess types and
all those funny esoterics
I'll stick with Bowflex

Almost a shame that
My pay has not risen just
Cause I'm more vicious.

my mantra at work:
"Bite me traderboy. Bite me
traderboy. Bite me."

i had hoped so much
my adolescence would end
by this time of life.

lust unabated
yet for certain cow-orkers
flames like summer sun.

I want to write some
erotic haiku. Is that
the rhythm method?

another day of
narrowly-dodged data shots
must go home and nap.

once I saved the world
with no one list'ning: again
I could if you would.

that's not me, not me
didn't say that; meant it though:
I'm original

boy, am I original!

igpay atinlay
asterfulmay ovemay
rannygay ockcay!

wiccan voodoo scare
superior to Hitchcock
play that death card now!

wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from my freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed

wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed

unfiltered harmful
haiku are welcome here now
lord please save us all

Actually, you're right
I need to learn the basics.
'Fore I mess with them.

It didn't harm none
It was called gibberish to
filter out that harm....

Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh

Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh

What is better is
Mom, kick me out, and that's the
God's honest sad truth :)

Maine's joint as healer
law is up for snuff now they
sez, 8-zip, gawsh

The pox is too much
Yes, like the Devil card, but
denied Wiccan wise...

Mom took me home and
the haiku is on the spot a
bit, if I try, see...

still looking for work
female dotcom'rs ? I hear
they are hiring :-) (.)(.)

http://faulkman.air0day.com/cheese/main.shtml

Always there will be
those unwilling to comply
with unenforced rules

a pox, certainly.
Unnecessary evil
wrecking ev'rything

gib'rish left unread
Devoting not the slightest
thought to pagan words

mox say the mantra
"O mommy take me Home" - great
buddhist tradition

a nose out of joint?
or a joint not out of nose?
a freudian sniff?

...
sin
cite
center
challenging
mathimatician
elementary line to line

Answering poems
To deny darkness, or light
We are unwhole then

See me in the showers?
Well, the aerosol deoderant almost got me

the frustrated
turn to Stalin, Hitler, Mao
Boenhoffer? Christ!

share shit or keep to
self? What if someone could help and
You wanted it, and, if
no one cares, are you
there yet? Shit happens. Carved in
a desk. And it did

Hey, my dear sir, it
proves you are alive, and feel
What is best then, is
we are human and may
be creul, but as creatures of
Chaos, kind as well

Yes, My Son, I will
Stand in the booth here and you
I'll take a coffee
and two doughnuts, thanks

10413
was written in pig latin
Well, sort of I guess...

it is a lost art
and too much of its past is
broken-fragmented

Okay... I was drunk!
I learned it by watching you!
have mercy on me!

serious problems
afflicting ev'rybody
you are not alone

tell me about it?
i really don't need to know
i've got my own shit

i don't pity you
i don't want you here no more
i wish you'd fuck off

take a holiday
you claim you've discovered god
well go and see him

historically
moxie needs concentration
turn on those showers

his endless drivel
strikes no sympathy in me
crank up the ovens

if god had mercy
he'd spare us the suffering
rendering you mute

no one knows for sure
what a freudian sniff is
sigmund's mumma's fug

sent for the doctor
doctor said I think he's dead
too long on the job

hey impro matey
what the bloody hell it that
I just don't get it

igpay atinlay
aikuhay itesbay oryay
itewhay otumscray

sensuality
eschew obfuscation of
expressionism

a dog can only
run half way into the woods
then it's running out

the martial art of
a wanker is also called
hand to gland combat

i never posted
as another until boo
once stole my handle

great ass splatter shit
fuckin' hemmodoid flapper
mommy wipes my ass

now for the baBOOn
anal retentive asshole
mommy wipes my ass

cunning and cruel
do we have a shoulder chip
mere observation

Staring blankly, I
seek the nothingness of the day-
Procrastination!

anal retentives
won't impeach a loaf, in veigh
ass-hole-sination.