bob dylan sang that
tears shed for a brave woman
would flood a river

sensitivity
is that grace which allows one's
consideration

of others feelings
while not expecting pity
in regard to self

sad autistic man
craving for an audience
needs to lighten up

alternatively
douse yourself in volatile
and light up instead

sensitivity
can recognise in others
their wish you'd fuck off

some dumb bastard
unable to take a hint
i choose to ignore

haiku shall i read
but all that other bullshit
is non-existent

not entertainment
nor is it enlightenment
it is e-flatus

stinky melon man
why do you wear those big pants?
is it a new trend?

i think of a dog
it worries me with its eyes
bad dog please stop now

My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell? He cannot
smell; he's got no nose.

In my dreams, my legs
are strong. In my dreams, I am
the Wizardmaster.

Big bad caffeine rush
hear the voices in my head
alone in the dark

hard to kiss you now
waiting for the night to fall
I will kiss you hard

close your eyes closer
I will take your breath away
O I take it hard

B.C. election
heartbreaker, born green i watch
in horror, scum rise

road rage, haiku rage,
poetry highway choked with
gaseous outbursts

spring wind pushing leaves,
leaves resist, tree branches sway,
life full of conflict

fatal, frozen pause,
world of bad haiku holds breath,
deadly haiku fly

fatal, frozen pause,
world of bad haiku holds breath,
deadly haiku fly

I've made mellie mad
being stupid and scorpionic
feeling sorry for myself
but not stopping for pause

mellie's sweet glazed hole?
fuckwits?and philosophy?
in over my head

It's underground snobbish
I'm superior wherever, and whenever
either me or you
the mind is an incredible bully
I'm just not smart enough to lie

Liberalism seems to
compete intellectually
till only one remains alive
on the heap of the Left

I wish they'd legalize
marijuana, since it seems
less evil than say, many other
drugs... When they can make the
$$$s they will

5-7-5

I am going to keep
writing here, no matter how
stupid you tell me
I am, my family, whether
I am the Whore of Babylon,
whether I if ever published
don't ammount to paperbacks
this is the way out

In the Slough of Fear
There may be madness, but there is
also, always hope...

To project back these
Naked Lunch images, if it helps
catharsis
ok, you feel better...

windy springs, clear rain,
and little birds dive at big
guys to ward away!

our rule of flaw no
longer considers the poor
fools we should protect.

we're stoned on something:
elections for erections:
pot smokers "this" close.

All your bad haiku
Seem to pertain to your life
Instead of this site

All my bad haiku
Seem to pertain to this site
Instead of my life

amazing after
all the bloodshed the stupid
ones still pass on genes

they procreate and
fornicate and slowly grow
more nonsensical

next thing you know they
pretend to be smart yet can't
understand haiku

if you hate yourself,
that's an improvement, but don't
call me your "you" blues.

before now I have
never had the urge to be
violent or mean

Now I plan to gash
out someone's eye and then fuck
the empty socket

tabuli sandwich
with feta cheeze is a good
meatless lunch for me

plans tonight should be
over by nine oclock but are
we going to hook up

you forgot to mention
the victoms of the glazed
hole of mellie

All Symptom E;
neuroepedemic of
violent brain plague?????

Genghis Khans mountain of skulls
Vietnam the 5000 year war
The Turkish / Armenian genocide
The Rape of Nanking

The Balkan conflicts and genocides
Israeli/ Palestinian genocide
And now the haiku crucifying of Moxie

Like Gladiator
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" she
stands before the crowd

your head is fucked up
you are fucked in the head mox
you are a fuckwit

Hear the violin
playing a sad song? No? That's
cause I sat on it

Well, I didn't get
those but sometimes getting just
isn't quite "nothing."

didn't save me the
69 spot?! so you don't
get my latest great-
est
one

did they consider
doctors can proscribe what work's
legal ALSO? Naaaawwww-...!

If it sounds too good
Likely, hash browns, donuts, coffee
is damn good now

One cup of coffee
one glazed doughnut, some hashbrowns
atta boy, impro

One cup of coffee
One grey morning, one glazed stare
Over a website world...

you're never so far
away that I can't see you
when I close my eyes

you just don't get it
if you have nothing to say
you should say nothing

exception being
if you have nothing to say
make it a haiku

mellow saxaphone
bier moves on hushed carpet
soft sobbing sighing

so, so long now Cliff
it was an amazing life
a fitting send-off