Just for the taste of
a bit of that final chase scene
on the road, flat

we endup leaving stinky corpses.
Why care what #?????? you are. what
matters #?????? you carrie inside.

yes tur day they told
me if i was #000000 i don't
know why they told me.

I don't think that i
am #000000 nore "#FFFFFF" I feel more
like #C8C8C8 i don't care.

Are you a person?
or just an inflatable
rubber jackass doll?

All covered in green
the frog jumped over the scene
and's yet to be seen

'Little Nicky', yeah?
Movie of the whole year!
says stoned person

the paranoid fringe,
the polly anna fringe,
the mutant fringe

the paranoid fringe,
the polly anna fringe,
the mutant fringe

your kids will love them
billions and billions
of prion burgers

I for one do like
traffic lights, green traffic lights
swaying in the breeze

shiny new rumor:
that barbara eden is
nina hartley's mom

gilligan's island -
maryann wearing only
coconut oil. MMMMmmmmm.

a three-hour tour,
a three-hour tour, so why'd
ya bring all the loot?

one from the dumb zone:
"five passengers set sail for
a blue oyster cult"

having "mad skils" does
not, apparently, mean "skills
at just being mad."

slap my ass and call
me nellie, but i just refuse
to care much today.

the next person who
tries to make me care will hear
"i like traffic lights"

drag the blade along,
and it shall shine forth, tearing
your vision sharply

I believe you did
not want to be here as
often as you were.

walk along with me
and we shall talk low in the
soft bluish moonlight

how many damn times
will the same problems explode
before we fix them, hunh?

spin that disc so fast
all the magic's used up.
then write some damn code.

people change the files
without knowing what the hell
they think they're doing.

Do Vogons go good
with tartar sauce, breading
or just some butter?

Vogon of Vogons
this is true. but a Vogon
is still a Vogon

Vogon Submission
Really bad "haikus" follow
the Moxie pattern...

Torture indeed

Self satisfied doors
Among other things he made
And all so Sirius...

Though they may amuse
digital watches are not
an answer to life

I muster the faith
submit the improbable
many viewing eyes

A Deeper plunge fails
as the water is too high
to come back from there

Douglas Adams is
gone and, he's gone, he's
I need a radish...

Mox

Were you fond of him as a writer at all?

I like raddishes
raddishes are excellent
they taste funny though

This haiku site did
force me to think of writing
in one type of style

That I needed to
get over emotional
writer's block, but oi...

complements at work
feel good, but you should have known
you are the very best

well, it will be more
fun to chaos then a bit, hey
must have Virgo in his Libra...
'as I have Libra
in my Scorp...

Reagan thought of weed
"it's their business to take those risks"
I don't smoke it

When it is passed though
I believe it will be legal
then I'll try one

overdue visit
a time machine travels west
back some twenty years

way too many lines
thematic repetition
is not a haiku

easy to avoid
to get me to read your work
you can't sign your name

and to make me look
it will need the count correct
and then it's haiku

bonfire has died down
on mount madonna's mother
ash's cooling off

almost out of puff
I have nothing left for mox
man that was good weed

rambling on and on
like other crazy poet
hell, now I'm hungry

where is saint these days?
I think he must be cactus
as silent as a gnome

Priest has heard from Rome
it's excommunication
had to drop haiku

Paver meant so well
Bung Daddy's in his heaven
stoking up that heat

must be going nuts
I'm licking salty fingers
my mind wanders off

my salty fingers
or his salty fishfingers
I'm just eating nuts

reminding me of
pulling up nuts roots and all
shaking off the dirt

The colors you blew
across the grass around you
have melted to you

Abortion may be
the only thing able to
swiftly defetus.

something too long to- (snip)
doesn't need those extra phra- (snip)
incomplete as fin- (snip)

I wash her in love
she dries me with her kisses
the world is nature

No one is hopeless
Till they choose hopeless and then
Alive is second chance...

Who says not to judge?
I will not set myself on fire...
I already am, annoying evangelical...

With joy, lad, no one
is perfect... Not a one...
Witch, Christian, all have fallen short
but we're human, that's why

Each person has different steps
Some at the barstool
others <---self pity...

Each at their own step
To the Kingdom of Chaos...
Rainman, has his place to someone

Sometimes, that is an
excuse to be inhuman, breach of taste...
To let a man burn himself
to death, to call him
autistic, to make the Hunchback
Your demons

the pain is intense
whatever got in my eye
scratched my cornea

everything is blurry
it looks like i have pink eye
and i cry non stop

I cheat and I lie
I am jealous I am weak
where is the priest now?

and not just for me
I would kneel in front of his
bell book and candle