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29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Haiku # 10646 May 21, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Places are odd, some
they are horrors, others, kind
but it is my task
to take them as I
should. Hey, worthless dung, is to
a Hindu, Holy Shit
Haiku # 10645 May 21, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Mox
Ah, don't they say it...
It's not right to fight like this
friends might be here, dunno

Hey, Jesus is no
delusion, it's just really angry people
trying to tell me what I am
from a few angry words...

Haiku # 10644 May 21, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Moxie
clique on suck and be
sucked in - to their sucking cult
of clique - fearing me...
Haiku # 10643 May 21, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by boo
graphic gross - yer toast
we've seen it ALL before - you're
nothing new each month!!!
Haiku # 10642 May 21, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by boo to boon blooey
Not yet! I am not
ready to pull up my skirts
for your web cam smut
Haiku # 10641 May 21, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by Miss Everything
The world is silent
I have the floor. I hear the
chirping of crickets
Haiku # 10640 May 21, 2001 11:06 am ET
by impro
White noise static-like
a whisper, a hiss... the sound
from the lighted fuse
Haiku # 10639 May 21, 2001 11:00 am ET
by impro
It rises and wakes
me from peaceful dreams. It is
my big alarm cock
Haiku # 10638 May 21, 2001 10:52 am ET
by impro
ah... a new day dawns
HOLY SHIT its ten fifty!
where is my lunchbox?
Haiku # 10637 May 21, 2001 10:47 am ET
by impro
irresistable
invitation to rock roll
can i love a mind
Haiku # 10636 May 21, 2001 9:13 am ET
by ap
Let's dance now
Naked and with fairy cakes
Shit I'm dieting
Haiku # 10635 May 21, 2001 8:25 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Please don't smell
My finger shitting and it
Went through paper
Haiku # 10634 May 21, 2001 8:22 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Housework for me soon
After some masturbation
Ah! House to myself!
Haiku # 10633 May 21, 2001 8:15 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Fatter, shitter
Sorry the last one rhymed
Windy, distracted
Haiku # 10632 May 21, 2001 8:12 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Fatter, shitter
Sorry the last one rhymed
Windy, distracted
Haiku # 10631 May 21, 2001 8:12 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Felching is no fun
Sucking cum out of your bum
What's all that about?
Haiku # 10630 May 21, 2001 8:10 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Remember me love
I'm the tall one that you knew
The armpit shaver
Haiku # 10629 May 21, 2001 8:08 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
26 I was
Last week Mid Life Crisis No!
Fuck Off away now!
Haiku # 10628 May 21, 2001 8:06 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Haiku # 10627 May 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Alabaster boy
Sunlight shite at night ho hum
Disposable joy
Haiku # 10626 May 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
remnants of our love
lodged deeply in memory
errant hair gags me
Haiku # 10625 May 21, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ap
Morning awaken
Always think of you dear
Then I go for poo
Haiku # 10624 May 21, 2001 7:56 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
At the drive in songs
Have surreal names like say
"Unorthadox Paper Dog"
Haiku # 10623 May 21, 2001 7:51 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Wanky Shit Demon
Faeces and Masturbation
Eat it George Dubya
Haiku # 10622 May 21, 2001 7:49 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
I wake need to shit
Cup of tea helps direction
Brown down happy now
Haiku # 10621 May 21, 2001 7:47 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
a true story now
my friend Geraldine just can't
utter the em word

it makes her blush red
even alone in her head
and never in bed

masturbate me mate
make me moan move me mouth me
magnificient man
Haiku # 10620 May 21, 2001 3:56 am ET
by mellie, one em word I wont say either!
O come dance with me
rock and roll with me a p
yep I have rhythm

O satisfy me
I'll slurp and suck and swallow
feed me compliments

I respond kindly
it's a kind of catharsis
yep it's a climax
Haiku # 10619 May 21, 2001 3:43 am ET
by mellie
so, the five senses
have been tossed out the window
we bow to logic
Haiku # 10618 May 21, 2001 2:00 am ET
by mea culpa of sanfrancisco
engage moxie and
he thrives. ignore the fucker,
the bastard will die.

rejection is way
of life for this stupid prick.
it is what he knows.
Haiku # 10617 May 20, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by ap
poor mellie, so sad
compared to me when you are
so vital , sexy
Haiku # 10616 May 20, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by ap
ap and mellie,
either you two ARE moxie,
head fukin us all.....

or you are being
destroyed by what? I don't see
it? Moxibustion?
Haiku # 10615 May 20, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by the way I am not moxie
flaming bloody hell
jesus fucking christ moxie
you're an idiot

wake up to yourself
I can't bear to call you mate
once I thought you were

your words are putrid
nauseatingly stupid
worthless piles of dung



Haiku # 10614 May 20, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by mellie
take your lithium
as prescribed. be compliant.
pride? hitler? librans?

who can realte to
this sick shit. admit it here.
everyone hates you.

everywhere you go
people hate you. even your
family. shameless.
Haiku # 10613 May 20, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by ap
it's not so much that
you don't write haiku as it
is your sick loser

shitty ass whining
about delusional magic
and fucking jesus
Haiku # 10612 May 20, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ap
never call me your
fellow or ever address
me directly, see?
Haiku # 10611 May 20, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by ap - for the disruptor
new nightmares - ED's
endocrine disruptors and
hormone mimics....hmm

EMF lattice
effects? Solar maximums?
or dumb fucks haiku..?
Haiku # 10610 May 20, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by what's to worry...what's to worry
This is the unreal
i miss out, real world here
for words on a screen
Haiku # 10609 May 20, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by mox
I'm not laughing at
you. I'm imploding, like if
direct battle solves
The hurts, the pride, wounds
Sometimes, fellow artists, you

have suffered too, and
been taken quite rough
called all divers things and worse
Haiku # 10608 May 20, 2001 4:35 pm ET
by Mox
Same here, almost like
An addiction is best to
see this as, I'll bet
Haiku # 10607 May 20, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Moxie
goddamn glad you can't
see me. associtaion
here is excessive.
Haiku # 10606 May 20, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by ap
A man you can't see
i can't see you, we can't see
each other, board to board
Haiku # 10605 May 20, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by Moxie
Yes, I've not been laid
Still living in a small world
There are worse things
Haiku # 10604 May 20, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, it's stubbornness
you see, not like that but I
agree with you there. Pride!
Haiku # 10603 May 20, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie
fat bastard can't find
but the head of his little
prick under his gut
Haiku # 10602 May 20, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by ap
imagine his sick
paranoid machinations
superstitious cack

whining sick prickless
never been laid misanthrope
thinks he's artist
Haiku # 10601 May 20, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by ap
he must laugh at us
what other pleasure can this
sick disrupter have
Haiku # 10600 May 20, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by ap
moxie dialogue
could prove quite interesting
a peek at madness
Haiku # 10599 May 20, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by ap
Much isn't certain
in life...so much flaw, to work
through, dross and chainmail
Haiku # 10598 May 20, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Mox
themadtaer@hotmail.com

reach me there for dialogue
Haiku # 10597 May 20, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Mox