The man from vermont
was teased and sneered at until
he left the party

Now he's teased and sneered
at, 50, 49,1
Lott, shock, and peril

oh man i don't know
now her thong is on my mind
yeah i got it bad

Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!

Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!

Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!

somewhere my stolen
poems are studied; will they
ever be returned?

for our environs!!
Jeffers stepped aside the aisle:
shmucks made more mature?

Want to see your clit
you'll cum a little early
But that is okay

boy, george, really are
you president? dubya-hoo
would vote for you, BoyGeorge?!

just want to see you
can you come a bit early
don't fret its all good

Did you just see me
all smiles, unbrushed hair, gleeing
swimming through the field

Delicately blue
tangled up in sheets with me
flower to be bloomed

I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose dew

i knew that it was for
yesterday, but i did not
get it until late!

i was just trying
respond to what you had said
last night on the phone!

you are unhappy
it's not my fault, so i can't
figure what to do!

the smiling monkey
is at home where its filth is
in monkey pornography

The pirate ship sailed
the narrow channel was won
ever bearing straight

Squeeze me between those
soft, wet things you've got down there
watch my funny face

it will have ended
futureless imperfection
sensation is tense

don't know why I wait
or even what I wait for
after all this time

lighter's orange flame
heats up the silver screen with
incend'ry salt

so i say, someday
as life has passed me by, yeah
i'd still do haiku

an empty house, an
empty street, an empty heart
i wonder no more

nasal surgery's
favorite anaesthesia:
topical cocaine

got the ugg boots on
holy catfish they smell bad
thongs don't smell like this

Your mom is hot, yo
Elvis was in the ghetto
i am in your mom

my old lady is
really hot in spandex, yeah
that gets me off, dude

it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is

it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is

MissE is so smart
I wish I was like her, man
no, wait, fuck that shit

burn baby burn, ow
why you got to smack me Ike?
i am a good wife

I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose due

Space taco shall fly
many years in the junk yard
to Saturn beyond

I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
like morning rose due

did you ever see
the bluest of all the trees
by the sea of green?

35 E north?
when the fuck did that happen?
35 E south?

635 and
skillman and audelia
triangle of doom

Listen to the car
radio hip hop techno
phaser set to stun

Betty from Texsucks?
Have you found that Texas is
Steers and Engineers?

boo doesn't think fear.
real boo IS feared unlike this
pale imistrata.

cowboy who never saw
a cow, disowns mother earth;
"let her have a cow!"

gee, I wish you could
deserve my best Haiku, but...
you don't wanna know...!

Not my Best One Yet

Miss E loves Jesus.
he doesn't come on to her?
understand this love!

tax cuts in time for
higher prices when they won't
even cover them.
(do you get YET what you didn't really vote FOR?)

"price craps don't provide
more waste or limit abuse"
pay For nothing more!

does it match dear dad's
honorary assassine
degree? kill the demos.

I wish it were good but
Like the road signs of the net
some worn out and old

I'm in the Maine place
Sputtered immature thoughts here
But all things do change
(not always for the best)

Take me interstate
through this tangled piece of ass
you know as Dallas

What? Dodge different?
What do you mean marketeer?
Texas different?

Y'all's minds be
ruined. Texas is so nice
the land of crude all

(oil is pronounced all)