whoops, pushed too hard.
like so many things in life
too hard means too much.

chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.

chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.

chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.

lumpy chuncky poo
a garden snake searching for
the tidy bowl man.

I promise I will
try and consider my thoughts
before I promise.

beautiful word yes
promise of God most high.
Thank God I know Him

never, somewhere, not
no one-where, how just because,
landed me in pain.

when did I forget
that being is so much fun?
why, no, are now yes.

a mind so complete.
beautiful person you are,
speak and I'll listen.

full moon, sandy beach,
waves to the sand take their cue,
as I enter you.

I love you so much.
clap your hands, snap your fingers
I'll give it to you

baby I love you
yes baby I do love you
kiss me, I don't mind

Failed in my mission
as left mouse clicks just don't come
I'm too stoned to drive

All rolled up in dew
I see that you're a flower too
waiting wishing too

Hey! I play today
what would you say in exchange
for some golden change?

god is a showman
so roll over jehovah
till the end of time

The parties died down
they were just illusions of
human opinion
when Lady Liberty stood on
the Seven Headed Beast
According to some Jehovah's Witnesses

sitting in the sun
well, I've got a sunburn now
better go inside

Re # 10853

Yes you are almost there
don't be afraid just eat ice-cream!
one litre a day.

I scream for Haagen-Das

give me coins
i like square shoes
with no need for clothes
is my piggy bank

double table dance
two strippers rubbing nipples
god bless dirty gals

i am working alone
i feel scared without you
my computer crashes
i scream.

My skin is crawling
Smoke beckons
Time to wrap my lips around my butt.

power construction
fifteen hundred megawatts
texas prairie juice

dusty boots, sunburned
sidle by first class section
empty seats bekon

got to sit down now
any old porch will do me
magic day may day

rolling down the line
today I found no sorrow
people are happy

vive le haiku!

what is this I seek
for the only one but there I
stand there like a stupid termite

ninety-nine dollars
for hurtling above the earth
suspended in space

not quite orbital
cheaper than the space station
i'm no billionaire

airborne bus travel
brief acceleration
splashdown somewhere else

aeroplane travels
experience turbulence
reach for the brown bag

fast in my s4
metallica, friends and fun
wrapped around a pole

home by myself
tired of books and tv
when will by bones heal?

airport terminal
vacuous bordom hovers
expensive bad food

re #10822

think it's linear?
I know it seems like it is
close eyes...there it is

Mellie hot yes but
LaTreciafondu Jones
takes the big fat cake

lame? i'll show you lame
LaTreciafondu Jones
her eyes are pink leaves

re: # 10822

synonyms will disappear
after humans breath their last,
'time' will also go

I'm not a jackass...
If I was I'd be a Democrat
Then again, a big fat elephant
isn't a dignified animal either sometimes

the Peanut Farmer Kicks ass...

When you're not
arguing with me or each other
you write some damn good blurbs...

hey you, odd named one,
how can this place go downhill
it's MEANT to be bad!

Insomnia brought me to this site.
I read and am carried
to sleep.

Speaking of which, this
place has really gone downhill
You morons are lame.

Whistler should learn that
posting too much is so lame;
you are a jackass.