ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph
I'm just spewing my guts up
poor twins with that dad
by mellie
 
			
i love bad haiku
it is good for me to read
this proves it is bad
http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
by sickyellow
 
			
Ralph? Is that you? You
are so cute when you're drunk!
Now go to sleepy!
by The Thimker
 
			
thimk and unc fuck skull
of ronald reagan - Make Way!
here cums bush: he's drunk...
dead issue
by dead issue boo
 
			
Al Gore got the most -
Buchanon got the least, in
any case not twat!
by unconceding
 
			
die laughing, just die!
I supported honesty 
and truth: read NADER!
rascists don't ask why
there were 200,000
planned voterans tossed /
black floridans tossed / take your pick!
by unconceding
 
			
dead issue
Jeffords was given
death threats. he spoiled the plans
of dictatorship.
by MzConGenitalia
 
			
what you say applies
only to YOU - includes the
shit you can't see through -
      ah-hhhhh-ha/*
by unconceding
 
			
There's something noble
About drinking underage
And _not_ getting caught
by Janis
 
			
I hear Al is at
UT, handing out bad fake
IDs and laughing
by The Thimker
 
			
submit bad haiku
while lying in my bed
i love my palm VII
by optional
 
			
but what did she do
besides ordering booze with 
false ID? Who hasn't?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
hey, remember the
Moxie, he's me, and how bad
he was when he was
by PXC
 
			
Oh what a great life
Young presidential daughter
We watch you fuck up
by Janis
 
			
Only roaches left
In the drug box of my life
Dismantling remains
by Janis
 
			
			
your mouth is not closed
it spews your silly insults
you remove all doubt
opinions are good
but I hear none from your mouth
just silly insults
settle down a bit
speak intelligently please
or shut the fuck up
by UN-unconceding
 
			
Think America'd 
be better of with Al prez?
I think I WILL die...
Laughing.  I'd respect
your opinions if I could
find them through the shit
by The Thimker
 
			
so stupid, thickmer,
I don't prove you anything 
but dumb! what you say
applies to you, pig.
america ripped from the poor
majority, bye-
pigs who squeal, "follow along!"
by unconceding
 
			
what SIN america?
arSINic in water, on the rocks,
straight up, shaken not stirred?
oh. oh. seven. 5-7-5
by boo
 
			
what SIN america?
arSINic in water, on the rocks,
straight up, shaken not stirred?
oh. oh. seven. 5-7-5
by boo
 
			
I'd love to debate
with you but it sounds like you've
got nothing to say
Keep complaining and 
pointing your finger cause it
only proves me right
by The Thimker
 
			
the pigs dividing
us say, "don't bring down the house
of pigs" lieing shits!
by boo
 
			
is europe alone?
In This - our allies trying
to keep us off the 
road of our own Good
Intentions! america
whither are you bound?
by bon bunny
 
			
my rights eroded?
I DON'T CARE! my e-mail read
by the authorized...
unauthorized, who
cares? I'm doing nothing wrong!
but those shitheads ARE!
by MzConGenitalia
 
			
you can pick ME up
at the grocery store anytime
my produce sweetheart
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
you can pick me up
at the grocery store anytime
my produce sweetheart
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
divided we're falling
great! it ain't my fault - it's yours!
you, the conceding.
by unconceding
 
			
thoughtless thimker YOU
are a dead issue - I let YOU
die - do so quickly
know what unconscienscible means?
hope you didn't get this far 
Die Pig - that america may LIVE again!
by unconceding
 
			
Rebel or a Yank
unconceded dead issue
divided we fall
American don't 
mean the same thing as sin, now
let dead issues die
by The Thimker of Concious Countryman 
 
			
little piggy prez,
his daddy's thugs' decisions:
prezidentin's hard...
so very hard to 
do: nothing to stand up for
but spin, spin top down.
by unconceding
 
			
you're next! Califoes
ripped off of energy, votes.
lies to see pot dies!
Controlled Substances:
"public health"..."in compliance"
fascism fashion fools...
by unconceding
 
			
write a book. blame gore.
stole ten thou votes. no mention
now of 2* others.
*200,000,000,000,000 stop!
by unconceding
 
			
grey bird sings one song
eternally satisfied
and without regret
by ap
 
			
They asked me what drugs
I'm on and it shocks them when
I say I'm on none
by PXC of John 3:16 
 
			
incarceration,
institutionalizer's
sanctimonium
by The Thimker
 
			
skelaxin cocktail
mix with vioxx, valium
a dash of bengay
by ap
 
			
inspiration fades
lethargy and apathy
i think it's the drugs
by ap
 
			
There goes the network
or some computer thingy
is there an undo?
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
I watched cut finger
tumble into the salad
cook it up, serve it
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
			
I watched cut finger
tumble into the salad
cook it up, serve it
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
I prep food at a 
restaurant and study faiths
Get a life time.
by PXC
 
			
True.  No broken bones
but osteoporosis
has taken my mind
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Oh, you'll be all right
Boston may have blue blood but
it's tough old blue blood
by PXC
 
			
Hadn't quite finished
drinking all the blood I need
to crawl the work mile
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
I suppose then, vamps
The sun doesn't fit in well
With certain lifestyles
by PXC
 
			
Morning came too fast
wish I was on the west coast
where it is still dark
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
when mellie's cranky
she explodes confusion reigns
don't count on her then
by mellie
 
			
I blew me fuse now
crossed wires loaded down
I'll try flicking switch
Pass me the peace pipe
while I potter about here
I'm chilling out man
by mellie