phew I really must
blurt it out for lentil soup
brontophobia

Dead Now. a life for
oklahoma's for waco...
children are children.

Dead Now. the truth can
come out and it won't save me
or "John 'fucking' Doe".

Macho on the march
too much alone, driven by
hormones and beer

Haiku is stuck, now
it is hiding from morning
still wrapped in blankets

noted soprano
tone's off key baton down hatch
reaching fever pitch

just say no to drugs
give that man an injection
irony kills me

sick killing sicko
sedately close circuit down
it's a big cop-out

between you and me
i like it best with nothing
between you and me

i had a great time
sent my liver to rehab
and my brain to bed

tickles you digger!
he tickles everything
he's stimulating

he is my master
my teacher my haiku mate
he gets me going

ash has devotees
he is a man in his prime
he's my kind of bloke

Almost miss the plane
Avidly reading haiku
Ash tickles my brain

In my morning wake
the smell of you greets me in
my morning shower

thirty minutes in
I was born for this honey
come on baby cum

but five years from now

no pussy for me
for at least five or six days
then she will give in

pissed off wife carps on
got drunk with mates in the pub
pay day will fix all

mellie drives me nuts
over twelve thousand miles
hormones drip freely

now what's this I hear
about mixing sex, politics
and religion...hmm

Sundays and Haiku
are always so much nicer
when sex is involved

This color I dreamed
is between purple and green
is named laverine

me innocently
go on to bad haiku page
end up with long board

I see in my dreams
colors that haven't been seen
beyond blue and green

I can't change the world
nor, will I ever change you
I only change me

Last chance to dance trance
plays low behind me, peering
over my shoulder

Sunken in flowers
green grass and a sky so blue
I lay here with you

Thirty minutes in
my face is starting to numb
no, honey... don't come

closely shaved pussy
sensationally sexy
silky slippery sleek

weilding the razor
takes a steady hand and yet
I can wet myself

sweetie take care now
you know what this does to me
how can I lie still?

essence of flavor
is best savored when pussy
is wet, closely shaved.

let's have a look now
appearance is second to
excellent flavor

opportunity
oral gratification
mutual pleasure

mine two are ok
gentlemen have commented
were they sucking-up?

long boards regattas
blue water classically
simply perfection

they seem big enough
for me ap, and I told
her so you should too

wife's tits are not big
Just nice Just nice small nipples
This is my heaven

politics is not
typically the a subject
of artful discourse

politics are for
feeble minded deluded
fools with small peckers

I went fishin' too.
Tomorrow I will sail.
My wife has nice tits.

Uhhh... who gives a fuck?
I got drunk and fucked today.
You watched CNN?

i read the haiku
although I don't disagree
this is what i hear

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

in signal versus
noise... i only hear loud noise
haiku needs signal

Abigail Thernstrom,
you called it, "an ongoing
act to undermine..."

the report ofd the
commission you're appointed
to, fact find the crime!

voter rights denied,
"legitimacy" is not
the issue intent

even the suspects,
george, harris, and jeb, say the
faults took correction

but those faults were still
CRIMES - BeFore those corrections
and hidden motives

and motive intent
doesn't have to be proved - cuz
fraud is SO heinous

the problem is the
illegitimacy of
fraudulent elects

your partison, "oink!"
that the report undermines
only what facts PROVE

why weren't the chads punched
out? conspiracy to
see ballots denied!

after a few of
you go to jail for corrupt
dictatorship, please...

then the goopy GOP
can get back to buying votes
with tax break promise

three engineers here
fantastic blonde exits truck
men admire truck

Geeks of all flavors
May find virtue in crafted
lines of syllables.