does the crab pincher
tighten on your clit? and claws
finger-flick your slit?
by wowzer
Sea flowers will bloom
and the wind will blow sand dunes
when I'm here with you
by Betty LeBomb
Can a crab catch cocks,
in a way similar to
a cock catching crabs?
by Betty LeBomb
Sandcrab with a cock.
who is the crustacean in
this relationship?
by Betty LeBomb
I put a black box
over the lower region
picture of my crab
by Betty LeBomb
Wonderful haiku
is great at the beach, and when
sandcrab has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
I asked the crab this
'Why a cock?' The crab replied
'I am a grandma.'
by Betty LeBomb
Digging in the sand
I found with greatest surprise
a crab with a cock
by Betty LeBomb
With a beer buzz on
I smile at the waves and watch
the sun slowly set
by Betty LeBomb
Yesterday I played
with oceans and crashing waves
I've longed for those days
by Betty LeBomb
Sand is up my crack
the waves are between my toes
seaweed on my ass
by Betty LeBomb of the Beach
I got it, I got
it. Did my number COMER -
1 - 1 - 5 - 6 - 9!
by Miss Everything
must hurry, suck to
CUM, here on humdinger, fuck
finger - sixty-nine!
by Miss Everything
someone new, mox, ap,
"mel", "mox, 'ap!'",mel,"ap,'stop,boo!",
mel, "cox", someone new,
--- old haiku.
by boo
yeah dinah moe hum
mellie moves in great circles
makes me think of things
by bruce
a&p is a grocer
:)...
and yes, Moxie had a cock
and a coke sometimes too
by Moxie
off to the crusades
i carry sword and shield
moxie has a cock
by ap
though vestigial,
used for pissing and wanking
moxie has a cock
by ap
girls and guys...someone
really did get their thumb cut...
I do give a shit about the guy...
and yes, I do have that thing you
claim grandma has...
When are you going to be Christians anyhow?
by Moxie
it's a wasteful wank
coming here with all that stuff
moxie has a cock
by mellie
thematic pathway
a concept to consider
moxie has a cock
by ap
scum slipped in his thumb
found that sugar plum don't come
frankly his wrist ached
by mellie, F.Z. makes me hum
trouble with his thumbs?
he's lucky it could be worse
his thumbs could be huge
by bruce
Mox, Albanian
suberbs are strategically
importan, I read.
by Sargeant Insurgent
and weird work, two, is
crop circle researcher knows
oxide erections!
by boo
Wow, Bruce, that is weird...
At work someone got papercut...
He's having trouble with his thumb...
by Moxie
the workplace of weird
kristen came back this morning
her implants are huge
by bruce
Sometimes with all this
violence and passion, this might
be that bad sad truth.
by Mox
Did you ever think
despite the fact of gangs and drive bys
that sort of stuff is odd?
and long for the good old days
of rancid suburbia
and white collar hypocrisy?
by Moxie
eighteen ten stainless
acrid onion cloud hangs low
crackles like lightning
by ash
mars is ascending
glorious heavens above
i sink back further
by ash
(O)rganic (O)rgone
fifth therom (O)
pulsing fifth dimension (O)
crop circles (O)
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
revelations on
mars - Edom, adam, redman...
before Genesis.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
busted for Big Cock!
"...under a gram...?"! - no way to
finish that, one, two...
by boo of to a few before
girl beaten and raped
her father thought so. she'd been
drunk at a party.
she was beaten by
the rapist's girlfriend, looked like
they were two-timing...
by Miss Everything
something about
going to a prayer web
and thinking I am helping others
I'm sorry about being a jerk peeps...
575
by Moxie
revelations on
mars - Edom, Adam, redman-
no time to finish.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
I was born spaced out.
People ask me what kind of drugs I'm on
I reply none, case in point
by Mox
dead or drown. five kids-
don't want to think about it?
you can sleep spaced-out.
by McVeigh
This thing about death
and the God of this World...
it is to allay worries of change...
As Cain Slew Abel
this Bible is a work of fiction mind you...
by Moxie
Do not pick up the...
You can reach my corpse hmm..
Assassin on hold.
by Dr. Claw of ...
Madness is sometimes
God's gift to those who stand up different
to the collective madness of a generation.
by Moxie
eccentricity
officially diagnosed
psycological
by mellie
's mm oooo t'
be so soft and slippery
thanks but no fangs, ouch!
by mellie
ap's so sexy
bit off more than he could chew
so easy to do
by mellie
Shave your pubic hair
Smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth
No more teeth-pickin'
by Anonymous Poet
David Letterman
With Senator John McCain
This is comedy?
by Crash Davis
Jenna Bush's
Federally Protected Wetlands
Now Open For Public Drilling
by Anonymous Poet of www.onion.com
stupid lazy no-car having whores
expect me to be fucking pot taxi
because they waited until running dry
and now were outa chronic
fuck fuck fuck i don't want to drive
by argh
track down haikuist
threat to Our american
duplicity, dube.
I'm depressed: covert
killings of anyone I had
ever known, That's WHAT!
by Sargeant Insurgent
