not good for munching
codswallop is strong ju ju
give it a few days

codswollpop? oh boy!
so i had to look that one up.
chiefly british word

vodka is magic
never causing hangover
russians got that right

codswollop is hard
to swallow more difficult
to consider now

this is curious
and not easily explained
moxie has a cock

seeking an answer
is rather questionable
but what would i know?

Occasionally there is
a wreckless load
and it's all on the toad

I forgive you for calling me an asshole...

Mellie was some queen sometime
Ash struck me with his silver rod
Grandma had a cock sometime
ap is a grocer
and I'm here wasting my time
because maybe, you have potential, you liberals

I don't know how to give up
live with me
even if I'm not here...it's a small planet

No matter what I say here
When I walk away
you will say "good riddance" but
then who will you do this too
will you ever accept anyone or
themadtaer@hotmail.com

I'm not going to curse you back
I'm supposed to let you hit me
then offer my other cheek

You've been too hard on me.

Shh, shh...
It's independence day...
I got to let this go...

mopsy please fuck off
you're giving away too much
transparent asshole

Let the old things pass
away, and let all mankind
well, do or die...

oh, just marry me
or let Merry Pippin
Sam and Frodo go drop a ring off

The hard pressed voice said
what was on her mind and still
the wind blew right on

Mellie, do you do anything else?
I mean, why are you still here?
Does it make you happy to be
comfortable to have a voice somewhere?

Laughs...
Oh...

Some people just don't
like drama! The taste is in
and it's acquired.

mexican blanket
from stuckeys gives me the hives
what the fuck is it

for god's sake moxie
get over badhaiku too
bastardize elsewhere

Launch the fleet!
1000 ships to the bottom of the sea!
Souls devoured by Cthulhu!
Pearl Harbor bastardized by retail culture

I've gotten over art.
Everyone tries to do it
I put a brush to my head
and pull the gesso.

mmm ale...

social vindication for being a ham

mine's red and dripping
cock should be regulated
loads of codswallop

move over noah
trans-septal effluvium
nares a worry

bald as a beaver
sure brings out the animal
grandma has a cock

southern acquaintance
says, the only hair she has
occurs on her head.

intellectual?
emotional? addictive?
what need does this fill?

you never wonder?
picture who pecks the keyboard?
words touch as fingers.

just whistle over
oceans, continents, light years.
electrons do fine

next time just whistle
unlike Ash I have thick hair
oestrogen working

so you saw me ap?
yes I was at the airport
lit up in black tights

pink twin-set and pearls
gay Irish docs eyebrow studs
did you see them too?

roaring like lions
sure I was lapping it up
I must have missed you

resplendent bouffant
hair today gone tomorrow
testosterone's curse

when I die will I
die like the terminator
or meet St. Peter

i imagine sips
vodka citron tonic cause
imagination

i imagine me
but i laugh too much to type
grandma has a cock

cogratulations
to creator of this form
mystery of janis

boo perplexes
as an unwitting conscience
anal lightning wit

and betty la bomb
such good karmic vibrations
tanned and colorful

i think ash has long
hair like television docs
a smart character

the assignation
of physical appearance
to unknown persons

based on ideas
formed by bad haiku
this is dangerous

i once imagined
seeing mellie friday last
at hartsfield airport

laptop pecking while
sipping ale in the smoker
she was so saucy

never imagined
any porcine attributes
to that aussie form

Mmm, ham!

dog worries outside
store for shoplifter, then waits
where she left with cops.

hot enough for ya!?
re-peel sticky underwear,
ice-pack labia.

flowers bloom then wilt.
in the fog even the ground
dehydrates quickly.