Robert Kennedy,
junior... so brave, so frail: to
believe anything.

dead ringer: who does
the laying, who the killing?
tell me true, Chandra!

big foot and little
foot, walking thru the forest,
"look, isn't that man?"

"he thinks he's so smart!"
big foot steps out - right in front.
trembling man raises...

his firestick caught
in big grip, barrel pinched shut
in one power tweak.

"arrgh!" man runs away.
"If they're so intelligent,
why they don't SAY so?"

the truth: I didn't
make it up. I found, you lie
and you fade away.

veda one and two
wonder web: no atomic
alignment attached.

irrefutable
irreconcilable truth
nah, i made that up

internet chick? I
knew someone that made me feel...
you didn't mean me?

don't talk to me. This
ain't your shatroom. Truth is more
than your apathy

and your apathy
sounds energetic only
cause you can't handle...
...it, the truth others contribute.

your internet chick
is that all I am to you
some internet chick

I want to be more
more scared then ever before
as the days come near

cuz I worry if
I can make you as happy
as you have made me

thick snot easier
snort it back then spit it out
nose skin can heal then

still I blow until
the head spins and ears ring
tastes much better too

A blast of hot gas
just erupted from my ass,
Glad my nose is clogged!

The snot from my nose
running like a garden hose.
Kleenex will not help!

what a fool. I smoke
dope, I click twice. I sleep soon
with my bitch. right on.

ten birds in the sky
I can see them with my eye
why, oh why, I cry.

ten birds in the sky
I can see them with my eye
why, oh why, I cry.

Organic sky scoops
in through my eyes coating the
inside of my mind blue

Of all of my things
Mr. T air freshener
is one of the best

My cat stares through me
he sees only the bucket
where I keep his mice

Scaled green tentacle
sprouting out from my forehead
reaches for my love

YES you've made your bed
enjoy spanking your monkey
cuz you'll be ALONE

loose flabby gross fat
is great if it's on the ass
not unattractive

use food as a tool
protein power will teach you
lose flabby gross fat

NO haiku submitted
fits somehow, it's all practice
haiku not submitted
oh 6. 7. 6!?

Maximizing his
window, Matt nods, scrolls and says
"Now that's a lady."

alex ia a cad
chasing women all around
short thick beer can dick

I've been scooping, too
But it isn't scooping blue
It is scooping poo

Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my sky blue

hey, boo! remember
that life is not all the gov
you have to have fun

and what is more fun
than the gently splattering
flesh flaps ejecta?

inside out hanging
from the shower curtain rod
sticky insides drip

that wasn't yum-yum
sucking sex, like this, but I
don't care - you neither!

dead as butterflies.
the f d a aborts all life
gene by gene @ch clone

I want the next one!

thanks to those who bring
down government, instead of
us with shit poems

you shat room "yaddas"
shit for brains ass wipe mommas
you aren't, like, reading...?

the building pressure
in my guts portends bad gas
oops, please pass a rag

a dead give-away
who is protected while the
intern's left missing?

notice there are so
many murders unsolved! Don't
you see a pattern?

what once burned with verse
is now just cold and empty
from flame to ash hole

i keep my fingers clean
while sitting down, blowing mud
watery feces

flatulent, stinky
that's no place for my pinky
wee willie winky

Baking cookies is
just my li'l way of saying,
"Here, have cookie!"

whenever it blows
do you suppose that my hose
sprays better in prose

unproven science
colonic irrigation
it just doesn't wash

Love is in the air
can you smell it? Love is in...
oh wait, that's my ass.

so few ifs or ands
yet a major load of butts
holed up at this site