Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
ah, the dig...
it is an excuse to hate a group
it is fear
Haiku # 11889 July 9, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by Moxie
no fucking shit man
you would be scary but no
mopsy has a crop
Haiku # 11888 July 9, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by bruce
Hit on this...
who hits on you?
what do you do that makes you
better than...
Haiku # 11887 July 9, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Moxie
so you're all the same?
incredible, honestly...
i'm very impressed.
Haiku # 11886 July 9, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by ap
I would like to like you but
I don;t
Haiku # 11885 July 9, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Moxie
that would be better...I would not like the likes of you there
Haiku # 11884 July 9, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Mox
she does?
then whipe and whipe again
superiority complexes
are ego constipation for liberals
hurt by conservative scum
Haiku # 11883 July 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by Moxie
if you had your own
page - no one would hit on you...
That's why- @<--- You Are Here
Haiku # 11882 July 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by boo
And call me when you get to oregon
the chai is fucking excellent
Haiku # 11881 July 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by Mox
that makes sense to me
even drivel has its place
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 11880 July 9, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ap
I'm ok, you're ok
the number of the beast is radish
react and get laid
Haiku # 11879 July 9, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Moxie
Eat the sail the wind
of matzos on the high
sail and wish no more you are this
Haiku # 11878 July 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Moxie
three faces of eve
houston we have a problem
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11877 July 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by ap
diddle, don't drivel
but don't tinkle and drivel
tinkle first - then drive.
Haiku # 11876 July 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
chtty she bop be
blessed, tick off the good friends and leave
Rivendell to the Beast
I need to go to switzerland
and eat cukoo clocks
Haiku # 11875 July 9, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by Moxie
drivel is art
LHOOQ
Haiku # 11874 July 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Moxie
if yer gonna fuck
with me, schtup up and glisten...
oo ee oo ah ah -
-ting tang walla walla bing bang.
Haiku # 11873 July 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
change the channel
Haiku # 11872 July 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Moxie
Yukio Mishima
Was gay? And look what happened to him
He should have lived and given honor
I could not watch that movie
Haiku # 11871 July 9, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by Moxie
all drivel all the
time just one hundred percent
whining and drivel
Haiku # 11870 July 9, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by ap
and huston smith
had it right
he wasn't an asshole like myself is now
Haiku # 11869 July 9, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by moxie
what isn't bullshit?
type it ap, do it!
stop critiquing and create!
Haiku # 11868 July 9, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Condit was whiff Smith
whife Levy was wiff Condit.
bodies in motiffe.
Haiku # 11867 July 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
uncuntseeing cak
drivel, bullshit, drivel
codswallop,bullshit
Haiku # 11866 July 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by ap
they are lost
waiting to be found
because Earth is the womb of Heaven and Hell
Haiku # 11865 July 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Many hurt feelings
cannot be turned aside
Haiku # 11864 July 9, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by Moxie
drivel then, what is this
define it
then define what isn't
Haiku # 11863 July 9, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by Mox
drivel is what you want?
these are bad haiku
snort cheese fa chou ming
Haiku # 11862 July 9, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by Moxie
I am not the shut up who said "drivel"
I am not either "uncuntseeing"
you "poets" need to suffer more
and drivel about drivel less
Haiku # 11861 July 9, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by unconceding
I stand before
the last days of my life
and realize I have longer to live
damn
Haiku # 11860 July 9, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by Moxie
ap, is that short for anonymous poet?
Haiku # 11859 July 9, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by Moxie
what will be will be
timothy mcveigh was
he should not have done what he did
he could have been something
bury him
raise saints up worthy to mock his worthless
memory
Haiku # 11858 July 9, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by Mox
Fuck. Mox go easy.
You'll get all excited and
spill your fuckin' milk.
Haiku # 11857 July 9, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by ap
it is this
Haiku # 11856 July 9, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by Moxie
you are all Moxies
Haiku # 11855 July 9, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Your mind is
Haiku # 11854 July 9, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by Moxie
sickie in New York-
this is typing haiku net
you aren't hitting SHIT!
Haiku # 11853 July 9, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by boo
Ia Ia Shub Niggurath
Come Spring
and let home devour thy souls
Haiku # 11852 July 9, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by Mox
you're right, not drivel
bullshit, paranoia, dumb
drivel is too good
Haiku # 11851 July 9, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by uncuntseeing
Too much freedom holds people back
if they are simple they don't know what the
hell it is they can't do and go ahead and do
it anyways
Haiku # 11850 July 9, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by Moxie
Too much freedom holds people back
if they are simple they don't know what the
hell it is they can't do and go ahead and do
it anyways
Haiku # 11849 July 9, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by Moxie
I see a bunch of
people self preoccupied
too much of myself in you
a bunch of Moxies
Haiku # 11848 July 9, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Mox
stop calling it drivel
Haiku # 11847 July 9, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Moxie
I didn't have the strength to leave you in peace.
but enough backstabbing
Haiku # 11846 July 9, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Moxie
what the fuck do you
mean by this fuckin drivel
you never make sense
Haiku # 11845 July 9, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by uncuntseeing of PA
I have enough anger and violence as it is, I don't need yours
Haiku # 11844 July 9, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Like a river or a field, without the bullying
Haiku # 11843 July 9, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Moxie
I said, peace.
Haiku # 11842 July 9, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Condit democrat:
sooo baaad. if repukelickin'
we'd still not know yet.
Haiku # 11841 July 9, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by unconceding
if you have any
things to hear from me, shut up
and listen- what... what?
Haiku # 11840 July 9, 2001 6:32 pm ET
by unconceding