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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
you know, people?
if I left here?
would you go "where's that moxie lunatic"

living real life..try it sometime
Haiku # 11992 July 11, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
what did billy joel say about madmen?
you might be looking for one
Haiku # 11991 July 11, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
Light bothers my eyes
and coffee insults my brain
in this morning time
Haiku # 11990 July 11, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Little frog hopping
making his way through this life
three feet at a time
Haiku # 11989 July 11, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Floor begins to shake
and thunder begins to quake
oh it's blubber buns
Haiku # 11988 July 11, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Flat screen monitor
all pretty like... really is
a flat screen carrot
Haiku # 11987 July 11, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee jolts my mind
back into a weary day
blood for the undead
Haiku # 11986 July 11, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie's off his tree
he's a complete basket case
he's off his rocker
Haiku # 11985 July 11, 2001 3:12 am ET
by mellie
more severe storms
higher temperatures floods
greenhouse polution

water shortages
mosquito borne diseases
george bush turned away

gratification
why not ratification?
bush is a wanker
Haiku # 11984 July 11, 2001 3:10 am ET
by mellie
Lovely Dallas girl
I did ask her for her heart
She asked for it too.
Haiku # 11983 July 11, 2001 2:11 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
i wait for the mail
but the mailman doesn't show
great disappointment
Haiku # 11982 July 11, 2001 1:09 am ET
by ash
Lovely Dallas girl
I asked for her heart... she asked
for a bank statement
Haiku # 11981 July 11, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Mostly viscous goo
this swirling and twirling poo
what poem say you?
Haiku # 11980 July 11, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love pointed the gun.
Why look into the barrel?
I asked love blindly.
Haiku # 11979 July 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I've been blasted by
Loves' death ray stun gun again
left sick and alone.
Haiku # 11978 July 11, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Kinder, I've not seen
thornless stem with brightest green
how your petals teem
Haiku # 11977 July 11, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Do you stop to think
about all the stuff you drink
behind all these links?
Haiku # 11976 July 10, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Pixel pushers pray
I will read their points today
till I see their way
Haiku # 11975 July 10, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Silly lines and splines
light pixels upon their way
curling out my thoughts
Haiku # 11974 July 10, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My bucket will drain
with each moment I am here
take some life to drink
Haiku # 11973 July 10, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I submit flowers two
raise the spirit, wash the blue
bloom to each of you
Haiku # 11972 July 10, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
dead sea scurrilous
corruptions never die? always lie!
wastington dead. see?
Haiku # 11971 July 10, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by McVeigh
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11970 July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11969 July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
some are on the front
lines here, others in the john,
"they also serve who
merely shit and watch."
Haiku # 11968 July 10, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by sargeant insurgent
Roller-derby girl
whips up the wall with the snap
of her black sports bra
Haiku # 11967 July 10, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Barage of haiku
strikes chest. like baby chickens
from tennis ball gun
Haiku # 11966 July 10, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The haiku I spew
is sometimes poo, sometimes true
always bad haiku
Haiku # 11965 July 10, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freedom of structure
is a blessing to us all
each can use his own
Haiku # 11964 July 10, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Lost a friend today
he was shot. dead. his haiku
was really awful
Haiku # 11963 July 10, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Surprise, it hits me
stunned to realize haiku
is serious stuff
Haiku # 11962 July 10, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ap and ash are saying
the same things they must be one
psychopathic shmoo.

how can good poets
be non-personable? it's
the shit smearers who aren't.
Haiku # 11961 July 10, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by boo
oh, and I don't think
McVeigh is really McVeigh.
What's his location?
Haiku # 11960 July 10, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11959 July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11958 July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Claus Oldenberg sculptures
are just too danged big
even Dubya would smile
I hope
Haiku # 11957 July 10, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
you ask ASL
in the chatworld
and you get bum rushed by some

a real burger
is better with fries
haba daba
Haiku # 11956 July 10, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Moxie
still life with bacon
tomato drips mayonaise
somebody feed me
Haiku # 11955 July 10, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by ap
another place said
you're not Christian,
shoot the messenger.

But it is all moods
legalities, poetries, possibilities
beliefs. But beware him

In the Place of Desolation
Haiku # 11954 July 10, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 11953 July 10, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this is an odd soap opera
these moments of pashion
a literal mind translates slowly

like the Good Book, or Books I
have not read. with so much "chaos"
yet, there is so much to be done
Haiku # 11952 July 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
conservative, I don't know what that is
a reflection on the past or the past as future?
this is not always good but
not always evil, but who are you in the office?
Are you here with us now?
Haiku # 11951 July 10, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
Moxie was a tradition
created as a nerve tonic
and became, tastes bad

but acquired tastes
I became Moxie to reflect
I do not give up

But I am not always sweet
Haiku # 11950 July 10, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie

I met Alan Jackson last night
not the country singer but
a man by that same name
I did not believe him, Mr. "Classy" here
but at Mic Mac he proved me wrong, and I smiled
For once I smiled
Haiku # 11949 July 10, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
It's Naked Lunch
that's been a bible of mine
it is like St John met
Allen Ginsburg
Haiku # 11948 July 10, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Moxie
fish caught on a hook
again, wriggling, will they throw
me back, me torn and wise
Haiku # 11947 July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
recover you joy
toss out that good book moxie
it's driving you mad

feel beauty look out
not at the muggers and filth
just try to have fun
Haiku # 11946 July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mellie
the nosferatu
waiting for the stake of those
who would kill over liberate
Haiku # 11945 July 10, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11944 July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11943 July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet