betty 'n mellie
wanna get 'em both smelly
covered in jelly
by axel hose
 
			
It would be handy
if I didn't press enter
5 - is not haiku
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
It would be handy
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
At first it was drugs
then it was the government
now I'm really bored
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
deadly departed,
it takes a big system, pigs!
for one to vanish
- without a trace.
by McVeigh
 
			
dead to rights, Chandra's 
privacy was invaded,
till free - lost in cracks.
she's not the only one
wastington debasements are
the dungeons - Don't Irk!
by McVeigh
 
			
dear dead Chandra ain't
been writing much, we're cops so
we don't notice that.
by McVeigh
 
			
I wrote the damned thing
You'd think I'd be able to
push the button once
by Janis
 
			
http://www.badhaiku.com/search.asp?FormInput=Betty%25&TypeOfSearch=Name
Betty's been writing
A shitload of bad haiku
Just noticed today
by Janis
 
			
http://www.badhaiku.com/search.asp?FormInput=Betty%25&TypeOfSearch=Name
Betty's been writing
A shitload of bad haiku
Just noticed today
by Janis
 
			
Weird alien weed
grows black, worringly from
the back of my arm
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Every morning
I'm shocked when I realize
my life is no dream
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
I read this bull shit
and I scratch my hairy balls.
What does it all mean?
by Joe of New york 
 
			
dead pool, play dead pool-
entries accepted until
Chandra's body's found.
by McVeigh
 
			
deadn't do enough 
to make the bosses' agents
cringe to save Chandra.
by McVeigh
 
			
Come, play the Dead Pool
There's money to be won there
Go to Stiffs Dot Com
by Crash Davis
 
			
sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.
by boo
 
			
sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.
by boo
 
			
so bitter and sad
all whores deceitful you say
and you pay the price
by mellie
 
			
deep within my throat
it almost made me vomit
cough and spit I say
by mellie
 
			
Angry and upset
For my life attracts nothing
but deceitful whores
by Saint
 
			
do be careful saint
mate you sound very angry
frustrated even
by mellie
 
			
extracts of my life
deep within my bronchials
cough it up i say
by ash
 
			
When you listen to
the madmen of the world, see
through the eyes of 
by Moxie
 
			
i think that she said
twanked not shaved-big difference
silky mellie nice
by bruce
 
			
Smegma oozing down.
That bastard Condit did it!
They all suck big dick!
by Joe of New York 
 
			
Mellie, shaved and sexed
lies there with stars in her eyes
carmel in her bed
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
whoa now easy Saint
you must know just bad women
find one you make hum
by bruce
 
			
Fidel Castration
the soul of a man contained
in one small portion?
by Moxie
 
			
girl waits for deep thought
deep thinker, ideal romance,
Just words on Cosmo.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX 
 
			
Evil, lying cunts
women i know have no soul
caring for no one
by Saint
 
			
he got down to it
he knew he could make me hum
he ahhhhhh gee he does
by mellie (thanks frank)
 
			
there is a fountain
I cup my hands around it
and drink so deeply
by mellie
 
			
boggling blue ocean
green cane down in the valley
caramel soft breeze
by mellie
 
			
My crown chakra
Got useless in Eustis
by Moxie
 
			
poor chandra, i mourn
politics are silly shit
refuse to engage
by ap - to boo
 
			
kundalini condit
Chandra chakra - close but
impersonal avoidance
by bboo of to ap 
 
			
why does mike savage
call him Conditit? that his
name or obsession?
by Mz ConGenitalia
 
			
did you see Cuntid's
weird grimace last week? I'd
call it - "Chandra-leer"
by Mz ConGenitalia of to Miss E 
 
			
news no longer runs
pictures of Chandra: is there
nothing recent? NOT!
by Miss Everything
 
			
go blow - joe blow
by Miss Everything
 
			
It's good to be home
doing bad haiku again.
Don't make fun of it!
by Joe of New York 
 
			
Hi you all i'm back!
you all suck gorilla dick!
Fuck you all right now!
by Joe of New York 
 
			
stealthy like insect
she opens him wide
its dirty and wrong
but oh so pure
by argh
 
			
i'm really high
this morning I was dry
but now i got more
and i'm really high
by argh
 
			
feel root chakra
take your pants off now baby
strong vibrations here
by ap
 
			
i felt her aura
kundilini escapes me
she thinks i'm jesus
by ap
 
			
Get useless in Eustis
by Moxie
 
			
dead soon forgotten?
intern of prisons
joins McVeigh. what it's about,
prison internment.
by McVeigh of condit cunt-tree 
 
			
stop bashing! enter the
what's right! with america contest
entries accepted till
Chandra Levy gets found.
win big bucks!
by Miss Everything