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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
thirty two ounce beers
friday night at angelos
this must be heaven.





Haiku # 12248 July 28, 2001 1:46 am ET
by raul of california
trimming the moustache
early morning ritual
it is never straight
Haiku # 12247 July 28, 2001 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
maggies think of spring
sweetest song from butcher birds
good to be alive

there's no bluer blue
sky meeting ocean waving
just look at me now
Haiku # 12246 July 27, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by mellie
handsome brolga bird
strong neck haughty attitude
graceful dancing legs
Haiku # 12245 July 27, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by mellie
temp pulses: thirty
and sixty in two 15
minute hot flashes.

spanish africa
seventy-five to hundred
and five and back down...

then back up to a
whopping hundred thirty five
still skeptical, dope?
Haiku # 12244 July 27, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
don't eat too much lunch
dinner tonight kicks winks ass
yum yum yum yum yum
Haiku # 12243 July 27, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
indiscriminate
can tend to incriminate
if you don't dis it
Haiku # 12242 July 27, 2001 3:12 am ET
by ash
people say sad things
when they are feeling sorry
for themselves mostly
Haiku # 12241 July 27, 2001 1:44 am ET
by mellie
thick cloud fog mist morn
not ocean not sky not sleep
I'll hit the sack now
Haiku # 12240 July 26, 2001 5:04 pm ET
by mellie
people say bad things
in their profiles that I read
Saint posts them on line
Haiku # 12239 July 26, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Drophammer
sleep!, that should be sleep
already i read enough
while i pee at work
Haiku # 12238 July 26, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by monkeyking
I don't want a clone
just another conciousness
to read while i pee
Haiku # 12237 July 26, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by monkeyking
My desire is long
for all the things in this world
but my time is short
Haiku # 12236 July 26, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In my dreams last night
there was a beautiful girl
and a tornado
Haiku # 12235 July 26, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
you've got too much going
to have another bad day
today, be glad for all that you are (to me)
Haiku # 12234 July 26, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, delicious beer
and the women, talking smack
Damn! only thurdsay.
Haiku # 12233 July 26, 2001 11:29 am ET
by monkeyking of bannana twon
thank you for the words
i know you love all of me
just lonely anguish
Haiku # 12232 July 26, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
howling wind so bleak
howling for something to do
howling inside me
Haiku # 12231 July 26, 2001 4:26 am ET
by mellie
a dark winter's day
misty silhouette of hills
currawongs crying
Haiku # 12230 July 26, 2001 2:48 am ET
by ash
not furry nor grey
I could make your lap warmer
my pussy's so hot
Haiku # 12229 July 26, 2001 2:38 am ET
by mellie
slumped across my legs
a furry grey lapwarmer
feline can feel fine
Haiku # 12228 July 26, 2001 12:57 am ET
by ash
pussy on your lap
must be left-over tuna
more nay can I say
Haiku # 12227 July 26, 2001 12:28 am ET
by mellie
but is ash talking
about a small foreign dog
or a dirty ho?
Haiku # 12226 July 25, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by argh
burmese with fish breath
cleaning yourself on my lap
you need a mouthwash

Haiku # 12225 July 25, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ash
yabba dabba doo
betty how about some head
of course i'll do you
Haiku # 12224 July 25, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by fred
I wonder about
these here poems and what to make
of the poets too?
Haiku # 12223 July 25, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by danny kissane
bollide comes crashing
down! who knew, but didn't tell?
more invasion, please.
Haiku # 12222 July 25, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
Flittering fruit fly
projects a rather large smile
on his only day
Haiku # 12221 July 25, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My haiku is bad
especially here today
it takes some practice
Haiku # 12220 July 25, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I woke up so late
or was I dreaming about
being Japanese
Haiku # 12219 July 25, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Because you face east
has put me in the mood to
move to the west coast
Haiku # 12218 July 25, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You are Greek to me
I can tell since you have a
pocket of pitas
Haiku # 12217 July 25, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You say, be careful!
but I can't... I need to run
put my toes at risk
Haiku # 12216 July 25, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This toe-nail is broke
I stubbed it on your sharp edge
why won't it come off?
Haiku # 12215 July 25, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
today my poo is
sometimes chunky, sometimes wet.
Should I buy lotto?
Haiku # 12214 July 25, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
me love you long time
short time just one hundred baht
me no make you sick
Haiku # 12213 July 25, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ap
o beginner lau
she calls, "i love you long time"
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12212 July 25, 2001 7:21 am ET
by ash
when i was a boy
things were sure diff'rent round here
i was somewhere else
Haiku # 12211 July 25, 2001 7:19 am ET
by ash
Stupid hong kong man
Retired,fifty-four,life's fall
Want to talk?Please call.
Haiku # 12210 July 25, 2001 3:20 am ET
by beginnerlau of hong kong
bleak drizzle shivers
slate grey day so cold out there
mellie's warm inside
Haiku # 12209 July 25, 2001 1:36 am ET
by mellie
afternoon downpour
the drainpipe outside my door
gurgles yet some more
Haiku # 12208 July 25, 2001 1:17 am ET
by ash
I stare out the door,
anxious and nervous, watching
the zit is popped!
Haiku # 12207 July 24, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by monkeyking of inna tree
Danny sweats nonstop
Chatting he sits while it drips
he smells!
Haiku # 12206 July 24, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Princess
librarian at desk
considers the convent
she just joined, some nun
Haiku # 12205 July 24, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Colleen walks on air
glistening in the sun shine
what an attitude
Haiku # 12204 July 24, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by Devil
The sun shines after
8 months of gloom yet it
still feels like winter
Haiku # 12203 July 24, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Danny Kissane of Oneonta, NY
baudiehickiedoodare
he dropped off the face of Earth
somewhere in Utah
and she wanted nothing to do with Dr. gonzo...
and he was just a weirdo...
Haiku # 12202 July 24, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by Moxie
something about old duke
bowflex, getting "out" and getting lost
hours and hours on line and what?

Bad haiku and false prophecies
Haiku # 12201 July 24, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by Moxie of dropping into faces of death...
It's ryhiming Haiku
It brings me joy through and through
at least those with poo
Haiku # 12200 July 24, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Saint
Between you and me
there is intense gravity
you and I both see
Haiku # 12199 July 24, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb