the moon is shining
my heart is beating fast
soon will come the dawn

i loved that movie
"josie & the pussycats"
i saw it 6 times

what is bad haiku?
should it have a beginning?
or an end even

if it does not rhyme?
what about punctuation?
so's grammar a crock?

what number of lines?
do syllables really count?
grandma has a what?

when the one small line
reads no haiku submitted
is that bad haiku?

a fluffy bunny
and a cuddly puppy dog
what could be cuter!!!

I loved Mary Jane
Neiring, even though she was
a starling, chirp, chirp

he sees the red flesh;
all the pain i caused me.
not understanding.

aching for the love
that was never tangible
it squeezes my heart.

starving stomach growls
i wish i didn't need it
this is hard on me.

my blues consume me
overcoming my dark reds
i need new colors

please- write something good
say something intelligent
NO- i won't comply

jostle titts? humption?
i think i was in humption
nice place! real friendly

Anticipation
at staring at my body
decapitation

i would like to write
about bunnies & puppies
but they bore me so

My scratching has failed
writings on my insides itch
clawing to get out

Beaker's the silent one
He holds the gun, and I talk
Gimme all yer damn lemons!!!!

A non-believer
once said, 'Bah, to gravity!'
fell, and now is dead

I am a pussy
When it comes to head problems
Get me morphine, please

beaker is so smart
he knows when to shut his beak
unlike his owner ;)

My roses are here
bundled up and tied with blue
perfectly for you

Two minutes will pass
and I will sit watching time
slowly skin my hide

Thank you kit, Beaker's here
He says he misses you lots
No bbq, ok?

In through my entrance
curling around my insides
I feel you wrap tight

Sinus infection
or maybe my addiction
for your thick blue paint

at first i was 'fraid
i was petrified i kept
thinking "cock's too big"

why do i luv joel?
cause he is my amigo
on borrowed time, though...
>_<

With your hands so smooth
you're getting into my grooves
affecting my moods

you see your mistakes?
you want to imitate me?
don't type in caps, genius

Scott and Kit - the love
Two hearts, long-lost, found today
Marriage is a must

I anticipate
the best of news or the worst
and so now, I wait

I miss Scott so much.
When will he return to me?
Now I have no life.

we were having fun...
im sorry you have to work :(
let's play again soon!

signing off for now.
kittyguts, i have to work
go outside and play

what's the matter, dude?
you wanted my attention
you've got it, sunshine!

so sorry, kitty -
even if i did like boys
you'd still make me puke.

oh...you're an "adult"...
how many boys have you raped?
child molester

you are my puppet
i make you reply to me
too dumb to know it

"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.

"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.

when you want to flame
do it the correct way first
loose the diaper, chump

i repeated it
as i'd do with a small child.
do you get it now?

"get over yourself"
you said this TWICE already
you are no challenge

in your wildest dreams.
pussyguts, you're boring me
get over yourself

you are MY bitch, scott
you've fucked with the wrong person
get used to that fact

look, i want to help.
go back on the lithium,
see a therapist.

why not admit it?
raping the corpse of elvis
is what you live for

poor pathetic pig
not used to getting ass fucked???
i don't believe that...

"we're so impressed"???
who is this "WE" you speak of?
you & your dollies?