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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Haiku # 12706 August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12705 August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12704 August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 12703 August 19, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by blah of blah
shaddup is quite lame
mindless, dull, quite beneath bad
put in some effort
Haiku # 12702 August 19, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 12701 August 19, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 12700 August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by ...... of ......
Haiku # 12699 August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12698 August 19, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshut
Haiku # 12697 August 19, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by shutup of shutup
this is not a pipe,
can a urinal be art?
go ask your Dada
Haiku # 12696 August 19, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by scott of wondering "is this why i went to college?"
will civility
ever return to this site?
and when will pigs fly?
Haiku # 12695 August 19, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by scott
You know why I puked!
Ya beastialic bastard!
You tried to bone me!!!!
Haiku # 12694 August 19, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by bruce's dog of far away from bruce
this place is too much-
hot ride home from work today
dog puked in back seat
Haiku # 12693 August 19, 2001 11:57 am ET
by bruce
Mellie, you're smelly
You've got a big fat belly
Please, go to Hellie!
Haiku # 12692 August 19, 2001 11:42 am ET
by k_against_everyone of mellie's cardboard box
mellie's lost for words
wont hold it against you. 'k ?
you're an imbecile :-)
Haiku # 12691 August 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie
i talk to myself
why do i talk to myself?
i talk to myself
Haiku # 12690 August 19, 2001 9:19 am ET
by k_against_everyone of coming from k's walnut
Where did Darla go?
We all miss Darla so much!
Suburban freak show.
Haiku # 12689 August 19, 2001 6:02 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Missing Persons Bureau
Captain Corelli's
Mandolin is Kittenguts'
favorite movie
Haiku # 12688 August 19, 2001 5:59 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts diary
I see a post teen
Dressed in black gothic has been,
Lacking all the smarts.
Haiku # 12687 August 19, 2001 5:55 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts' litterbox
Scott writes bad haiku
I'm thinking that he misses
Kittenguts' company
Haiku # 12686 August 19, 2001 5:53 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scott's mind
Mellie is stupid.
Mellie is really stupid.
Mellie should get lost.
Haiku # 12685 August 19, 2001 5:50 am ET
by karen of Mellies mind
Kittenguts has gone.
Scott misses her so darned much!
He befriends a snake.
Haiku # 12684 August 19, 2001 5:48 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's bedroom
I wanted some food
a poor, hungry snake was I.
Scott didn't feed me.
Haiku # 12683 August 19, 2001 5:43 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scotts desk
red bellied black snake
coiled under my recliner
bugger vacuuming
Haiku # 12682 August 19, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
the janitor caught
a snake in a water glass
and left it with me

i gave Chris a call -
was it his escaped pet snake?
i got his machine

it mouthed its hunger
so i hunted for crickets
i didn't find one
Haiku # 12681 August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part I
i gave it chicken
and ate dinner at my desk
but it did not eat

then without warning
it convulsed inside the glass
and i watched it die

this moment visits
every creature that draws breath -
still, it was fucked up.
Haiku # 12680 August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part II
we could smell our sex
musk perspiration perfume
she tastes like the sea
Haiku # 12679 August 18, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ap
Old giant blender
will serve well as a bird bath
new game--swirly bird
Haiku # 12678 August 18, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
mother honey died,
bugs are free,
bears kill dogs.
Haiku # 12677 August 18, 2001 9:32 am ET
by bat
i eat lots of pancakes
i like hotdogs too
...now we will die
Haiku # 12676 August 18, 2001 9:30 am ET
by bat
Haiku # 12675 August 18, 2001 7:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12674 August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12673 August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12672 August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12671 August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no advertising
this site is perfectly bad
without being worse
Haiku # 12670 August 18, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ash
entertaining fool !
you write for only yourself
a..........hahahaha
Haiku # 12669 August 18, 2001 7:19 am ET
by ash
advertising! yes!
we need advertising here
that video cam
Haiku # 12668 August 17, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
there's a little bit
just a bit of kitty,scott
and darla in us
Haiku # 12667 August 17, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by we are all darla
weekend here, oh boy!
henry rollins tomorrow
i love the mosh pit
Haiku # 12666 August 17, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by darla
Precious Moments dolls,
unfinished crossword puzzles,
Darla is so weird.
Haiku # 12665 August 17, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's Living Room
I see Kittenguts
Climbing over the back fence.
She's got a big knife.
Haiku # 12664 August 17, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's back yard
I see garden gnomes.
A little Welcome Home mat.
Salute the banal.
Haiku # 12663 August 17, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's front yard
Don't be mad at me!
Darla writes in a high whine.
God! How annoying!
Haiku # 12662 August 17, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of SF
Though my nerves are frayed
my mind is calm and liquid
the news was sooo good
Haiku # 12661 August 17, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
in the haiku wars,
some civilian causalities.
poetry is hell.
Haiku # 12660 August 17, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by scott
kitty, every time
you click on the "submit" link
you will think of me.
Haiku # 12659 August 17, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by scott
i did not write that
someone is using my name!
don't be mad at me
Haiku # 12658 August 17, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Darla
kittenguts is weird
to write something that messed up
you need help quickly!

Haiku # 12657 August 17, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Darla